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25th September 2009

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To continue the trend of the most ridiculous day ever...

While on the Metro this morning I was standing next to a chick… she must have been in her mid 20’s… well, she was wearing a cream colored sweater dress. Except I think it was actually a sweater. With a really loose knit.

I am pretty sure I saw all her lady business… and when she sat down her ass was SO on the dirty Metro seat. And seriously, loose knit… she was wearing a black bra with rainbow straps and purple bikini briefs.

And she was like a totally normal looking girl with glasses and a pony tail and I don’t know what the hell kind of mirror she owned, but girl needs some friends to be like… don’t wear that out of the house… we can all see your vagina.

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