life as i know it... - Comebacks by the Ladies Of Saved By The Bell

30th June 2009

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Comebacks by the Ladies Of Saved By The Bell

hortenseg:

Lisa Turtle:

“If you don’t get rid of Linda, I’m gonna throw her out the wind-a.”

“I’ll go with you when worms have ears.”

“I hope your dad had “dork” insurance.”

“Girl, if I were Leslie I woulda slapped you until my hand hurt, and then I woulda slapped you for making it hurt.”

“Can the sweet talk. You’re giving me a zit.”

“I’m going to tell you this as gently as I can - you’re going down the toilet.”

“You know, when I wanted to talk to you, I couldn’t. But now that I can? I don’t want to.”

Kelly Kapowski:

“Jessie, let’s go to the lost and found, because you’ve lost it.”

“She’s my friend… but not my best friend. Actually, I hardly even know her.”

“Wow, he used to be a jock, now he’s a joke!”

“You know, I’ve always defended you, but you really are a bozo.”

You sound like you’re on ‘Thirtysomething.’

“Yeah, we’ll I’m sorry I fell for a dishonest jerk like you. Good-bye!”

Jessie Spano:

“It’s more the Blonde and the Useless.”

“I think it’s reverse macho pigism and I don’t like it.”

“Here’s a dirty look just for being alive.”

“If any of you sweeties dares bid on my Slater I’ll hunt you down in the street like a rabid dog.”

“Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on ‘Sesame Street’.”

“You macho pig.”

“Quiet, little weird man!”

Slater: “Guys are great at math. It’s a shame you weren’t born one.”

Jessie: “Yeah, it’s a shame you weren’t born one either.”

ahahahahah my fave are lisa’s.

Lisa’s are the best! Also, I sadly remember most of these episodes. That last one of hers is from the episode where that famous guy comes to shoot a drug PSA, but is caught doing drugs in the high school bathroom. There’s no hope with dope!