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“We found it endearing when she revealed that one of her...”
— NYC Prep Teaches Us New...

Jul 2nd

Why yes, that was how long I was on hold to book a $700...

Jul 2nd

Probably my favorite Gossip Girl quote ever… Thank...

Jul 1st

So, here’s my story of the day… I made it to my 28th birthday without anyone in my...

Jul 1st

pearlsbeforeswine: bebelestrange: furryrabbits: At cafe...

Jul 1st

I think I love this dress. Which is not suprising since I...

Jun 30th

Comebacks by the Ladies Of Saved By The...

meredithnyc: hortenseg: Lisa Turtle: “If you don’t get rid of Linda, I’m gonna throw her out...

Jun 30th

chuckmore: meredithnyc: dramz. OK… I was on the fence...

Jun 29th

go hov!

thepoliticalpartygirl: abbyjean: the source confirms that jay-z threatened to cancel his...

Jun 29th

My phone is broken. This isn’t great. It should make for meeting Jane for dinner tonight...

Jun 29th

And, we’re back! Happy first day of Gossip Girl...

Jun 29th

By the way… Those silly Gossip Girl girls make me want extentions like nobody’s...

Jun 29th

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AND… this is my favorite song of the summer. And the video, while a little frenetic, is fun...

Jun 29th

BTW

My original thought on the previous post was to use Moses, not Noah. But, it seems that Moses was...

Jun 29th

“Bernard Madoff was sentenced this morning to 150 years for...”
— Madoff Sentenced to Maximum...

Jun 29th

And...

I just burned the shit out of my finger… Ouch, motherfreaking pain!

Jun 29th

sistermarymartha: enjoli: How unprofessional. If he just does it recreationally, I don’t see why...

Jun 29th

Some knucklehead on the Next Food...

sistermarymartha: Dude, what? Seriously! After he did that, I was like, why are we even having a...

Jun 27th

“In the end, it seems pretty clear to me all of these women,...”
— Real Housewives of...

Jun 27th

My day…

Jun 27th

Officially...

My ass is going to the pool. And by pool, I mean back yard.

Jun 27th

Agreed. And, Tumblr meetup at VFest! GirlTalk here I come! ...

Jun 27th

Tumblr, I need your help!

Jun 26th

Women are happiest at 28?

Well shit! This is awesome! Things are looking up, yo! lizlemon: As a 27.5 year-old, this is good...

Jun 26th

Anyone else listening to the Michael...

meredithnyc: So much great motown music + Prince mixed in with classics. I love that it is playing...

Jun 26th

(Via Lisa Marie Presley’s blog) Years ago Michael and I were having a deep conversation about...

Jun 26th

urg: apsies: Dancing their way to the White House Luau ...

Jun 26th

Michael Jackson's good friend Liza Minnelli...

Jun 26th

“At this point I just NEED everything to go away. Yes, it is...”
— Dina Manzo’s blog on...

Jun 26th

khrushchev: According to Jezebel, Michael Jackson left the Beatles’ catalogue (which he owned) to...

Jun 26th

“At this point I just NEED everything to go away. Yes, it is...”
— Dina Manzo’s blog on...

Jun 26th

'Speidi' banned from E! as network won't show...

Jun 26th

My aunt and uncle don't get what all the...

These are two 58 year olds with no children. They have no idea why every single station has...

Jun 26th

wooliebear: bowlingalleylawyer: just shut up you babbling bitch. No, no, no.  I like Caroline and...

Jun 26th

Also, some more cuteness for Joy. I realized I didn’t...

Jun 25th

First, Joy, this is all the happy you will need. Second,...

Jun 25th

Let's slow dance to "Man in the Mirror,"...

(via emphasisadded) I would say that there are at least 15 Michael Jackson or Jackson 5 songs that...

Jun 25th

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I have not yet seen THE MOST EPIC of all the Michael Jackson videos posted. In my mind, it surpasses...

Jun 25th

(via urg) I SO thought that!!!

Jun 25th

“I know Farrah dying is sad but I would for real sit shiva if...”
— All things Alishan Holy...

Jun 25th

urg: apsies: Like Mother, Like Daughter volunteering today...

Jun 25th

Suck on it, Post Office! Customer Ruling PS-314 (703.1.6)...

Jun 25th

“The peculiar thing about the apologies was that Sanford...”
— Op-Ed Columnist - The Love...

Jun 25th

1000-Series Rail Cars Will Be Moved to Middle...

Jun 25th

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I honestly don’t think that having an affair precludes you from being governor or senator or...

Jun 25th

“Say what you will about Blue Devils, but Demon Deacons has...”
— NYT college sports blog (via...

Jun 25th

In which I bore you to tears and write...

When the hell did Lleyton Hewitt get so god damn good again? He beats the crap out of Robby Ginepri...

Jun 25th

“There has been a lot of worthless chatter about what...”
— Thomas Friedman - The Green...

Jun 25th

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And this Real Housewives clip is why I am pretty sure that Danielle slept with Dina’s...

Jun 25th

Ummmmm........

Jun 24th

My office is going to the Zoo today for...

I’m not sure if I want to go. Because, sadly, I am really only interested in the pandas. And I...

Jun 24th

“I mention that I’d like to go to Harvard in the show, but I...”
— The NYC Prep blogs are filling...

Jun 24th

This SC Governor story just gets weirder and...

Jun 24th

I thought this up all by myself and...

So, here is an interesting story coming out of the horrific Metro crash yesterday. Basically,...

Jun 24th

Things I also believed to be true:

subjecttomeg: Santa Claus The tooth fairy A manufactured church sign Milli Vanilli That gum...

Jun 23rd

I lied.

subjecttomeg: When I went to my first school, in Philly, they had fraternity houses, but not...

Jun 23rd

After looking at these pictures, I do not...

Jun 23rd

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal doing the New York...

Jun 23rd

Ok, I am going to go out on a limb and tell my little story. Because while my parents did not break...

Jun 23rd

Are they going to tell the kids at brunch, in a public place, on camera???????? Holy. Shit. ...

Jun 23rd

So here's the thing, right?

I mean, I feel like for years, Jon didn’t realize how bad he had it. But, can you imagine...

Jun 23rd

This shit is bananas. Honestly, I do not understand how...

Jun 22nd

Ok, am now kind of freaked out about this Metro thing. I mean, the pictures are terrible. At least...

Jun 22nd

I have never been more excited to live in Virginia. I do...

Jun 22nd

Thank you!

Once upon a time, I posted this… And I may be just a few days in to my new job, but guys, I...

Jun 22nd

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One of the greatest parts of unemployment was watching the entire West Wing series on Bravo. I am...

Jun 22nd

urg: akdobbins: urg: Noooooooooooooooooooo (via) You say “nooooo,” I say “Josh Lyman is...

Jun 22nd

Not sure if you had heard… I heart sharks!

Jun 22nd

Umm, I am sorry, but what? We are like, maybe 2 hours into Wimbledon and James Blake, an actual...

Jun 22nd

Yeah, so this has gone from really bad, to better, to worse,...

Jun 22nd

Just finished watching Milk for the...

allthingsalishan: Holy fucking heartbreaking I watched that movie and would just break down sobbing...

Jun 22nd

What the fuck am I driving behind?

Jun 21st

So, Meghan McCain was on Bill Maher tonight. I still like Meghan. I just think she needs a little...

Jun 20th

easilyportable: carolinek: Ok, so seriously, I understand people canceling, but walking home from...

Jun 20th

Ok, so seriously, I understand people canceling, but walking home from the airport tomorrow night is...

Jun 19th

I said that incorrectly… she isn’t trying to position herself as the future of the...

Jun 19th

lizlemon: mascarah: Meghan McCain looking lovely for NO...

Jun 19th

meredithnyc: TOTALLY LOVE this alexander wang dress and i...

Jun 19th

This Real Housewives of New Jersey director’s cut is seriously, 100% THE MOST AWESOME thing...

Jun 19th

I spent a small part of the evening going through old clothes and furniture in the basement of my...

Jun 19th

“Or maybe they finally decided to kick Maddie off of the...”
— All things Alishan: It’s...

Jun 18th

allthingsalishan: dailykayla: Sounds of summer that I hate: Swimming children playing “Marco...

Jun 18th

“Lauren Conrad says Spencer Pratt never apologized for...”
— love how Lauren is just...

Jun 18th

Should E! Be a Speidi-Free Zone? You Make the...

Jun 18th

I have been spending a little more then a little of my time...

Jun 18th

Cheese Frenchie… An Omaha favorite that I have never...

Jun 18th

I was never a big Anna fan, but I loved her entire outfit...

Jun 17th

Not sure if I have mentioned this, but it is like 90 degrees here with a dew point of 80. That means...

Jun 17th

Weather is about to get crazy up in here. I am hoping...

Jun 17th

Oh my God. They are doing a “director’s cut” of this Real Housewives dinner...

Jun 17th

Ed is wearing a $350 leather jacket from GAP. Really?

Jun 16th

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Heidi and Spencer on the View this morning… Shame on Barbara and Joy and Whoopi for even...

Jun 16th

“I’m in love,” Frankel told PEOPLE at the Pepsi Natural...”
— wherein Bethenny jinxes...

Jun 16th

““Was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we were...”
— fall-out from Al Roker’s...

Jun 16th

Jim Flowers is so lovely. There is some pretty severe weather off to the west of us, so when he...

Jun 16th

LSU fans like their accessories… Which includes purple...

Jun 16th

Today’s seats are pretty awesome. Twelve rows behind...

Jun 15th

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I have never before seen Al Roker so combative during an interview. I am pretty sure at the moment...

Jun 15th

“It’s funny – I kind of noticed something a couple years ago...”
— Jennifer Aniston, accepting an...

Jun 15th

One of these things is not like the...

http://www.facebook.com/carolinek http://www.carolinek.tumblr.com http://www.flickr.com/carolinek ...

Jun 13th

One of the coolest things in Omaha right now.

Jun 13th

Red beer, an Omaha tradition. Don’t worry. I am not...

Jun 13th

Summer: This is a nightmare. I’m sweating to death, driving ten miles an hour on, like, a...

Jun 12th

“You could put that girl in a Lilly Pulitzer dress and she...”
— One of the girls on Southern...

Jun 12th

“It is ok! They have a Starbucks here, so I got a...”
— my 91 year old grandmother,...

Jun 11th

I don't like playing games. I don't like...

allthingsalishan: (via hautelikecouture) This is why I was a shitty dater. I never played the...

Jun 11th

“Can you believe she sent out that offensive email?”
— My 91 year old grandmother...

Jun 11th

I’ve arrived! Exhausted!! I need a nap.

Jun 10th

After a half mile hike from one end of this stupid airport...

Jun 10th

So, the chick next to me is terrified of flying. So, awesome. Also, my flight gets into B42 and my...

Jun 10th

6:15 am people! I’ve been up and out for an hour and a...

Jun 10th

So, I just looked at my flights. I mean, I knew when my flights were… when I needed to be at...

Jun 10th

Dear world, I am leaving town in less then 12 hours. I am not ok with the state of my packing list....

Jun 9th

The weather… well, apparently it is about to get...

Jun 9th

I'm a Gal in Need of Your Help

applebloggingjeans: Ladies and gents, Where might you get stylish yet professional office...

Jun 9th

Why, yes, that is a glutton free cupcake from Hello Cupcake!...

Jun 9th

MPG talks about becoming Zach for Fallon

Jun 9th

This picture has been kicking around my drafts folder since...

Jun 9th

Ooh! I’m on the new Metro trains with the funky seats...

Jun 8th

“Congrats on starting your ocean-focused job on World Oceans...”
— Your Daily Dose of Joy World...

Jun 8th

How cute is the place I work?? We love Sea Turtles and there...

Jun 8th

Oh my god.

I read this before I went to bed last night and had a really hard time sleeping. Horrified...

Jun 8th

And finally, in real life, Mark Wahlberg (real life Vince)...

Jun 8th

Because seriously, there aren’t two people wearing...

Jun 8th

Rihanna is apparently close enough with McLovin’ to...

Jun 8th

And Leo is next to Simon Baker…

Jun 8th

Zac is also next to DiCaprio…

Jun 8th

Things I learned while looking at pictures of the Lakers...

Jun 8th

(via kiamatthews)

Jun 8th

meesters: Ed Westwick @ Hollywood Life’s 11th Annual Young...

Jun 8th

Jane Fonda’s is another of my favorites. Also, Karen...

Jun 8th

I can’t find unwatermarked photos of the Tony...

Jun 8th

If you had bet me a million to one that we would ever see Bret Michaels at the Tonys, I would be $1...

Jun 8th

Fed wins his career Grand Slam and 14th Slam title, which means he ties Pete Sampras. (Which, is by...

Jun 7th

Soderling is (as my father would say) folding like a cheap suit. A 6-1 loss in the first? That is...

Jun 7th

I have a terrible terrible bruise on my...

I don’t know where I got it. And, I haven’t been drunk in a while, so that excuse is...

Jun 7th

Say what you will about the Jon & Kate madness…...

Jun 7th

This Day In Limited Release...

If it makes you feel any better it is only playing in New York and LA. I only saw it at a...

Jun 6th

Yay! Mere loved it too! I felt exactly the same way! It was...

Jun 6th

heylaney: Also less than $30. Also fierce. Laney! These are...

Jun 5th

So, you guys, I got a job. Not like an interim job. Not like the first job they offered so I jumped...

Jun 5th

AHHH! More details to come!

Jun 5th

Last time I did a security clearance interview, I was in Omaha so we did it all over the phone. Now...

Jun 5th

It is 12:30 and the cleaning lady has not yet arrived! All hell is about to break loose.

Jun 4th

What am I involved in??

So, here is a fun story. Because I am unemployed and my roommate got a new job in New Jersey, I am...

Jun 4th

So, I have a new makeup toy! And, since some of you seemed...

Jun 4th

“Never define yourself by men. You know, all those...”
— Gene Simmons, on the Today...

Jun 4th

For my birthday, my aunt took me out for Bonefish. I had seared Tuna, Haricot Vert and some...

Jun 4th

“Ed Westwick/Chuck Bass whatever is the same exact way. With...”
— SisterMaryMartha Dispenses No...

Jun 3rd

I know it isn’t in keeping with his impeccable...

Jun 3rd

“I mean, music is my first passion.”
— Penn Badgley Why do all these...

Jun 3rd

Ok, NYC Prep preview special...

I love Gossip Girl and I love the perfectly scripted lives of ridiculous teenagers in non teenage...

Jun 3rd

In all honesty, I loved this movie. I loved every single...

Jun 3rd

We got gift bags!! By the way, this was the greatest movie!...

Jun 3rd

“Heidi wolfed down a rat’s tail like she was quite used to...”
— NBC’s Executive Vice President...

Jun 2nd

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PPG, roomie L & OFtLoD (will we see you?) are heading to a screening of this tonight. I’ll...

Jun 2nd

“I’m too rich and I’m too famous to be sitting with these...”
— Throwing Spencer and Heidi in...

Jun 2nd

Is it weird (read loserly) that I want to add my private pool to Foursquare? I call it “The...

Jun 2nd

AHH!! I know I have talked about my spreadsheets before, but...

Jun 2nd

allthingsalishan: Since it was a black wedding of course the...

Jun 2nd

I just spent an hour on the phone with my grandmother trying to get her to put her password into...

Jun 2nd

I swear to God. I swear to GOD! I SWEAR TO GOD! If this past week has just been an exercise in...

Jun 2nd

It’s not until tomorrow, but my friends are already...

Jun 2nd

Party at the Aunt & Uncle’s!!!

Jun 2nd

emmyjean: carolinek: Dear Heidi and Spencer, GET OFF MY TELEVISION!!! Best wishes for a life...

Jun 2nd

fuckyeahobamas: Obama and Michelle: The Prototype for...

Jun 2nd

Dear Heidi and Spencer, GET OFF MY TELEVISION!!! Best wishes for a life away from me, Caroline

Jun 2nd

“The biggest decision of your night will be deciding to keep...”
— Me, to my aunt… I am...

Jun 2nd

Remember that little baby faux niece that was being born...

Jun 1st

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I could watch Prince Harry all day long.

Jun 1st

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urg: That’s the number of hate e-mails I’ve recieved about my Tiller posts so far today. Thank you,...

Jun 1st

(via meesters) Oh my God. Where did this fantastic photo...

Jun 1st

The sad part… she is 100% wearing child sized jeans....

Jun 1st

Shit went crazy after I went to bed last night… A giant plane went missing. Missing! This...

Jun 1st

“I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.”
— Heidi, on her displeasure with...

Jun 1st