life as i know it...

I am just watching the TiVo’d Hills and I really have to say… Audrina. Baby cakes....

Jun 1st

“I am Rahm Emanuel, so people say that a lot.”
— Rahm Emanuel, during his...

Jun 1st

Gracious sakes… sitting outside today made my face a little pink. Ok, a lot pink. I hope this...

Jun 1st

Dear Jared Followill, I would like to lick your face. Also, I want to golf with you! Love, Caro

Jun 1st

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Yea, I am just a little bitter that the CW passed on this amazing show… Minka Kelly,...

Jun 1st

meredithnyc: redcarpetliveblog: Miley’s dress is the exact...

Jun 1st

Oh MTV… Thanks for brightening up my evening with fashion tragedy… You can see my take...

Jun 1st

“I’m so glad I can stop watching this show now.”
— Me, about The Hills… I...

Jun 1st

“Just follow your intuition and tell the truth and be smart...”
— Kelly Cutrone’s parting advice...

Jun 1st

Only MTV can turn a show that was a half hour last week when they first showed it into an hour long...

May 31st

I was telling my mother this afternoon I wanted to buy this cardigan in kelly green. I really love...

May 31st

GOD DAMN IT RAFA!

(via kiamatthews) Yesterday while driving home, I had this thought. It went kind of like...

May 31st

Color me stunned...

Rafa loses in the 4th Round at the French. Umm. I don’t even know what to say.

May 31st

No biggie, just catching the helicopter up to New York for...

May 31st

This family sure does like its burgers.

May 29th

Teeney tiny right arm. Giant crazy Hulk like left arm. And,...

May 29th

kiamatthews: It’s tennis time y’all. The one thing I look...

May 29th

Have you heard the one...

about me moving? Because in all seriousness, I hate moving. Like, highly passionately hate moving....

May 28th

(via kelseyriewer)

May 27th

Watching Brown Sugar and eating ice...

allthingsalishan: But whatever…I’ll take it. EDIT: Apparently it’s only Wednesday. It doesn’t...

May 27th

“OH FUCK NO YOU DIDN’T RASHIDA JONES! you’re now dating jon...”
— Sade on the news that Rashida...

May 27th

AHH! I can buy the big people versions for Allie!?! Oh wow....

May 26th

Oh my God. Can I buy these shoes for baby Ella?? The child...

May 26th

Bravo announces "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES of D.C."...

May 26th

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Sometimes, I watch the first ten seconds of this over and over again. I really like Glee and I...

May 26th

Around 1 yesterday afternoon, I got an email from an address I didn’t recognize....

May 26th

So, after my Sunday breakdown of tears and general selfpity, I took a vacation from the internet...

May 26th

So, if I am being honest, I would tell you I had a bit of a break down tonight. If I am being...

May 25th

Silly

I tried this for a while. Now, I just delete. I have recieved two calls in the past two weeks from...

May 22nd

First, this looks amazing. Second, I need more alchoholic...

May 22nd

Today is my last day in the apartment. It is kind of freaking me out, if I am being honest. I have...

May 22nd

Purple nail polish… I’m not sure i like...

May 22nd

meesters: Pete Wentz & Ed Westwick. How did Ed get so...

May 22nd

I will watch anything you want me to…

May 21st

“-Got word that our Favorite Show to Cast, Ever is starting...”
— Hey Laney From your following...

May 20th

Wanna look at giant pictures of my eyes?

May 20th

Have you seen the previews for Gossip Girl IRL? AKA NYC...

May 20th

This Glee is going to satisfy all my...

Seconded! Also, Fox will make a KILLING if they release these songs on iTunes the next day. I will...

May 20th

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The Cosby Show was my favorite television show (along, strangely, with the Monkees.) My 5 year old...

May 19th

“Then we went to DC9 where they played crappy hipster music,...”
— Political Partying: Internet...

May 19th

This is plug number 3 for this television show on this here...

May 19th

“Maybe she doesn’t like awesome guys…”
— Rejected dude from The...

May 19th

“Ok. Starting next year. No more headbands. Except for this...”
— The new Constance Queen

May 19th

Why...

my question is… Why is Serena wearing her tassel in her hair like a barrette or something?...

May 19th

So, this just happened. Maintenance will be delivering them...

May 18th

meredithnyc: fuckyeahtaylorkitsch: Taylor Kitsch, Malin...

May 18th

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24 hours. 24. hours. 24 Hours! 24 HOURS! And then it will be 104 long days until they come back...

May 18th

I know Will Ferrell is on SNL, but...

Yeah, but you just missed the epic skit with Will singing Goodbye Saigon with every single cast...

May 17th

Listen

As my mother’s daughter, I am a huge huge Beach Boys fan, but this song is probably my...

May 17th

We are out seeing The Reflex, which is the greatest 80s cover band ever.

May 17th

Megan left her gift bag candy… Clearly I like to play...

May 16th

I was just thinking this a couple of days ago! Where has the...

May 15th

I usually think I like spoilers because I also don’t like suprises, but last night’s...

May 15th

Uh, Caroline Has Me Watching Bravo

That’s right. I am bringing crap television to the masses, people. Real Housewives FTW! I...

May 15th

Vague, kind of Office spoiler

I love it when Jim (from the Office) cries. That was no Casino Night, but I enjoyed it quite a bit.

May 15th

Ok, so I just cleaned chicken, minced garlic and herbs and put it all together for a marinade. Then...

May 14th

Dear CarolineK, Mere, Erica, Lemon,...

Oh my goodness! I just got back from the grocery store to that extravaganza! This is the bestest...

May 14th

'Lost' recap: Starting over | EW.com

May 14th

How Well Do You Know the US States?

May 14th

Re: Lost

This shit is bananas.

May 14th

Hilary Duff is on Law and Order SVU...

pearlsbeforeswine: Oh yeah Allison should have won ANTM. That is the weirdest episode. It was...

May 14th

“I’d watch that dude do anything… I’d watch that...”
— Kevin Smith on Chris Pine

May 14th

Allison should win, but there is no way that Tyra lets a white girl win three seasons in a row....

May 14th

Oh, yay! I am glad you got it refunded! I am going on...

May 13th

Hello pretty… So, I just bought my ticket to Dulles...

May 13th

Dogsitting, what what...

I dearly love this dog, but she is a whole lot of work. She wakes up 6 every morning to go outside,...

May 13th

“You’re a douche. You wanna drink wine and like, read.”
— Real Housewives of New Jersey

May 13th

You know that thing Coco Chanel said… Always take off the last thing you put on? These NJ...

May 13th

This is flat out the most ridiculous...

wooliebear: carolinek: I’m upset with myself. Also, i went to college with these girls. They...

May 13th

This is flat out the most ridiculous...

I’m upset with myself. Also, i went to college with these girls. They were all in the...

May 13th

“This is the type of totally unrealistic, hokey plotline that...”
— Gossip Girl Always Tries to...

May 12th

I am tres disappointed.

Well, now I feel bad. I should say… the IMAX experience is still awesome. I saw The Dark...

May 12th

This was the saddest part of my night. I don’t know...

May 12th

WARNING: AMC theaters are running FAKE...

And, this is why we are driving 30 extra miles to the Dulles Smithsonian to see Star Trek on IMAX....

May 12th

It is so weird when you are reading...

Joy, I’m looking at you. :P Update: It is back. I’m leaving this here to not...

May 12th

Yay Caps!

Bring on Game 7!

May 12th

Who else noticed the direct quote from My So Called Life in tonight’s 80’s flashback on...

May 12th

Hey! People! I am linking this awesome post of mine because it is awesome and since Meg just...

May 12th

Gossip Girl flashbackisode is even worse...

wooliebear: (via notthatkindagay) NO SPOILERS, please. But loved ”flashbackisode.” Also, does...

May 12th

Coconut water is seriously the best hangover cure I have...

May 12th

drunkengenius: Please note, @CarreyKetz, that I only make out with bar bouncers, not club bouncers....

May 11th

A few weeks ago, this actual...

Previous to this exchange, we are watching a movie with a vaguely famous actor...
N: I went to brunch with him once, you know?
C: Umm, why?
N: He dates my friend.
C: Since when?
N: Since last October I guess.
C: Dude, I hope she knows he is dating [actual famous actress] now.
N: What? No he isn't! I was just talking about him to her last week.
C: Seriously. Here are pictures of [vaguely famous actor] and [actual famous actress] making out in public from three weeks ago.
N: Wow. So, I really regret sending her that Facebook message asking how he was doing.

May 11th

Let's lighten the mood up a bit...

Ok, so yesterday, before all the drama, I did brunch with some friends. Margarita’s were had...

May 11th

You thought I wasn’t going to mention my own grandmother? My grandmother is sick and spent...

May 11th

Yesterday with Annie the dog…

May 11th

I have to say, yesterday was a bit rough. I was two margarita’s deep yesterday at brunch, when...

May 11th

Best SNL in a while. Am sad it is over and am now too hyped to go to sleep. Sadness.

May 10th

Biel is gone and Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto are on my screen. Seriously. They are just the...

May 10th

It is kind of amazing how Jessica Biel can illicit such a negative response from me. I have no idea...

May 10th

I had my mouth wide ass open during that entire Digital Short. Like, full on shocked. And yet, still...

May 10th

Returned home to TiVo’d SNL. Timberlake is really good at this. He should get his own show.

May 10th

May 10th

The very large glass, which holds a whole lot of Vodka and a...

May 8th

Jesus Christ in heaven. The woman next to me is trying to...

May 8th

Rainy & Hot! Kill me now!

May 8th

Yea, I said it.

May 8th

So, I saw Star Trek two weeks ago and can’t wait to...

May 8th

“It all feels like one big inside joke that no one gets.”
— MeredithNYC on Tumblarity ...

May 8th

In all seriousness, that episode of Grey’s Anatomy knocked me on my ass. The sobbing I just...

May 8th

I'm scared

Caps game! ohfortheloveofdog: My neighbor, McScreamy, is yelling “PUSSY!  FUCKIN PUSSY!” and not...

May 7th

Dear World,

Why do I always see Hummus at the grocery store but not Baba Ghanoush? Anyone know where I can buy...

May 6th

heylaney: File Under: I’m insane. I’ll be gone for three...

May 6th

Okay, seriously?

subjecttomeg: jessiebarber: subjecttomeg: If you are hating on Wal-Mart, and only Wal-Mart,...

May 6th

Mindy Kaling cues NBC deal - Variety

May 6th

Dear Megan, My mother and I were just having a phone conversation. In it, she called someone, not...

May 6th

Tales from the last days of 701...

My roommates and I are moving out of our (shitty) apartment… we have had a lot of really...

May 6th

On Oprah today, she is making people’s dreams come true. Shows like this make me sob like a...

May 5th

Looking back on every one’s coverage of the Gala last night, I have just one constant thought...

May 5th

Dear HIMYM, I hate Stella. That is all. Love, Me (via...

May 5th

I’m listening to Seacrest in my car, which ok, you can judge me later, but I swear he just...

May 5th

Is 'Wolverine' the most homoerotic superhero...

May 5th

Jennifer Aniston on Jimmy Fallon was maybe the funniest interview to date. She was fantastic. He was...

May 5th

Help! Help! Shalom Harlow is being eaten by the black...

May 5th

Leslie Mann looks stunning.

May 5th

I may have changed my mind… this may be my favorite...

May 5th

Kayne’s girl looks lovely, though like she can’t...

May 5th

The back plus accessories of Ashley Olson’s dress is...

May 5th

You know Ed Westwick and his cheekbones were there. I hope...

May 5th

Emmy’s dress is stunning, but I imagine it to be...

May 5th

By the way, this is what Leighton Meester’s shoes look...

May 5th

Yesterday, PPG and I saw the Valentino movie, which is...

May 5th

This is, btw, the bestest dress I saw all night. I love a...

May 5th

By the way, I tried this (not very flattering) dress on,...

May 5th

So, Forever 21 and their fake large has never, ever fit my...

May 5th

“See, you want closure. So many women are holding their lives...”
— Steve Harvey on Oprah

May 5th

“Keep swigging that Jager bottle.”
— Brody on The Hills to his...

May 5th

meesters: Blair: Look down deep, into the soul I know you...

May 5th

Dear God in heaven… Also, I hate her hair blond. She...

May 5th

meredithnyc: WHOA Seriously. Holy shit! Also, Blake’s...

May 5th

“Because I love her. And I can’t make her happy.”
— Kill me… You’ll...

May 4th

I love Kristin Bell! I especially love Veronica. And when...

May 4th

These two make me laugh… When is Jamie Blake going to...

May 4th

Well, I folded under the pressure and joined foursquare. And by pressure, I mean I wanted to know...

May 3rd

“How you served five years under her, you deserve a medal or...”
— Russell Brand, Forgetting...

May 3rd

Kia? I don’t know if you check Twitter regularly, but...

May 3rd

Back home after a night out… Yay to J for bringing me...

May 3rd

Chris Pine is very fun to look at (& Zoe Saldana...

May 2nd

I went out in public in pigtail braids and a baseball cap. Don’t let anyone tell you I am not...

May 2nd

So, I was a little skeptical of the Batter Blaster I bought yesterday, but wow, that makes some good...

May 2nd

Really with the 75% humidity? Ugh…

May 2nd

So, I usually prefer Rum & Coke, but...

Roomie TY: are you alive in there?
Roomie CK: uh huh... why?
Roomie TY: there are some sad Pepsi cans lying around, just wanted to be sure
Roomie CK: hhaha, thanks for your concern...

May 2nd

“I must say that during our stay the local people were...”
— Nye — Gateway to...

May 1st

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This is a television show that I absolutely can not wait to be obsessed with… a show with...

May 1st

Can you tell, since I have been up since 7 watching last night’s TV that I didn’t sleep...

May 1st

I just finished watching (fast forwarding through) the season finale of Private Practice. I watched...

May 1st