life as i know it...

So, I usually prefer Rum & Coke, but...

Roomie TY: are you alive in there?
Roomie CK: uh huh... why?
Roomie TY: there are some sad Pepsi cans lying around, just wanted to be sure
Roomie CK: hhaha, thanks for your concern...

May 2nd

“I must say that during our stay the local people were...”
— Nye — Gateway to...

May 1st

Watch

This is a television show that I absolutely can not wait to be obsessed with… a show with...

May 1st

Can you tell, since I have been up since 7 watching last night’s TV that I didn’t sleep...

May 1st

I just finished watching (fast forwarding through) the season finale of Private Practice. I watched...

May 1st

Ok, I shouldn’t have mocked the small puking child earlier because that so might be me....

Apr 30th

48 hour guide to Omaha

Apr 30th

I totally have pictures like this from Sitka! I had the most...

Apr 30th

FYI, I am not a very nice person. There are about 50 high...

Apr 30th

FYI, I am not a very nice person. There are about 50 high...

Apr 30th

This goes for the Tumblrverse too. Think good thoughts for...

Apr 30th

Umm, seriously, Bravo, you kind of fucked up today. Somehow we have missed an episode of The West...

Apr 30th

Awesome...

DC has our first suspected case of swine flu… Sweet!

Apr 29th

HE IS TEENY TINY?? I am so upset. I also think I am genetically programed to go for tall guys. I...

Apr 29th

The dark haired, light eyed boys are my favorite. I feel...

Apr 29th

Ok, ok… back to the pretty boys! James Franco! I...

Apr 29th

Watch

Yea, speaking of hot boys… Nate’s confidence makes him sexier then ever…

Apr 29th

Seriously, how did I not have this thing on Tuesday?? Ok, I...

Apr 29th

So, apparently my boy Clooney has been filming a moving in...

Apr 29th

Lemon is off to a meeting. I am off to run errands. The hot boy posting will have to continue later....

Apr 29th

I have loved Johnny K since the second he jumped on my...

Apr 29th

lizlemon: Adam Brody.  Maybe I’m still holding on to The OC,...

Apr 29th

Zachary Levi. I don’t watch his show. (I can’t...

Apr 29th

Lee Pace. I desperately miss Pushing Daisies, if only for...

Apr 29th

lizlemon: Jason Sudeikis from SNL.  AKA the grownup in a...

Apr 29th

Clive Owen. That man can wear the fuck out of a suit. ...

Apr 29th

Carrie said it best on Sex and the City…...

Apr 29th

meredithnyc: omg you guys! This is Colin Hanks with his...

Apr 29th

lizlemon: I think we should all spend today only posting pictures of cute boys.  Who’s in your...

Apr 29th

Dear Lemon, I forgot about Zachary Quinto. Who I only just...

Apr 29th

Tall, Dark and Handsome? I don’t imagine that Chuck...

Apr 29th

Last week, I had a JL thing and they were doing a book...

Apr 29th

Meanwhile, I am the happiest girl alive. There was also a 32...

Apr 29th

This is, by far, the most ridiculous episode of Law and Order: SVU. Someone is on trial over...

Apr 29th

“Apparently the only happy relationship is not being in one.”
— Me, 3.14.03 Jesus Lord, I was...

Apr 28th

I’m starting to pack for moving. It is nothing short of insane.

Apr 28th

Pretty awesome part o’ the day…

Apr 28th

So, the Ac being on means I am leaving Virginia and going home. I have been here for three days and...

Apr 28th

Mexi Fries. The only one left in Omaha is the closest food to my mom’s house. Dangerous. ...

Apr 28th

Happiest Day in the Apartment

me: i am never coming home :(
it is too hot. I want to die.
Heather: they turned on the AC
i put it on in ur room
me: AHHH! God bless you!
Are you kidding?
Oh My God! I am so happy
Heather: i would not kid about this

Apr 28th

“And, oh goodness, you look different. I’ve seen...”
— Colby’s new girlfriend...

Apr 28th

This is the greatest challenge ever. See, now I vote Runza because we have Brueggers (OMG, high...

Apr 28th

I think I’m getting old. Half the time I can’t understand what they are saying on Gossip...

Apr 28th

My car was washed yesterday. Today, it is covered in a thick...

Apr 27th

forbin: I commandeer laps at will.  Eugene calls me the API...

Apr 27th

subjecttomeg: numbersixspeaks: bebelestrange: ...

Apr 27th

In contrast to Mere’s post about the perfect wedding...

Apr 27th

I slept at my aunt’s house last night to avoid the heat. If I haven’t mentioned this in...

Apr 27th

My dignity is gone.

Oh Jen. I don’t know you for real, but I know how you feel. I am so sorry. It isn’t...

Apr 27th

Watch

Ok, there are very few things that make me happier then John Krasinki and his little eyebrow raised...

Apr 27th

I have made cake pops before! They are annoyingly difficult....

Apr 27th

I have talked about my hatred of the...

But, the 90 degrees has reminded me how much I love snow. I desperately love snow. Snow is me at my...

Apr 27th

Um. Yeah. There are very few words. (via Jez)

Apr 26th

‘Twas a good day in DC sports… Caps tied the playoff series with the Rangers 3-3 and...

Apr 26th

And when I say "hot as fuck"?

subjecttomeg: I really mean, hot as fucking on a bed of magma, surrounded by flames, in the...

Apr 26th

Watch

A few days ago, I posted a little story about Trev Alberts. I remember Trev as the first person I...

Apr 26th

Dear Lord it is hot today. And tomorrow. And till Tuesday....

Apr 25th

I am pretty sure my grandfather’s greatest posession...

Apr 25th

Watch

Oh, Ed Westwick. You and your awesome British accent always brighten my morning!

Apr 25th

I have always loved NPH, but he was particularly fab on...

Apr 25th

Krys and I started drinking at 3:30. So, we’re good. Which is good, because she might be a...

Apr 24th

I kind of feel like this… I’m not quite this...

Apr 24th

Allergies are kicking my ass and taking...

My eyes are red and watery and sting every time I blink. My nose is red and runny. My voice has that...

Apr 24th

I am more then excited to pimp out Kelsey’s stuff...

Apr 24th

This is a line I am standing in…

Apr 23rd

(via thepoliticalpartygirl) I don’t know a ton about...

Apr 23rd

Lohan was on Ellen today. While it was all a little oversharey, it was also really sad. She seems to...

Apr 23rd

peterwknox: ...

Apr 23rd

Dear Hoedown Throwdown, Fuck you! You are my Everest!

Apr 23rd

“Sometimes the company of others is the only way to get out...”
— Geeking Out!

Apr 23rd

So, I got out of the house this evening. Met a few new people. Passed my resume around. Smiled a...

Apr 23rd

American Airlines charges $15 for...

meredithnyc: yoquieropancakes: What a bunch of bullshit. So does US Airways and Delta. Add...

Apr 22nd

I have to say...

without comment. Without wanting reassurance. Without any need or want for feedback. The past three...

Apr 22nd

Watching Jeff Goldblum on Letterman last night has pretty much been the highlight of my day. Sure,...

Apr 21st

Overshare. The Pedegg is simultaneously the most awesome and most disgusting thing I have ever used...

Apr 21st

heylaney: At Easter on Sunday, we had an Easter Egg Hunt. ...

Apr 21st

“I need a drink.”
— Bruno Tonioli, Dancing with...

Apr 21st

This might be the rum talking...

All of a sudden, it is fucking pouring. I am so freaking excited. I love lightening storms. Now, can...

Apr 21st

“Baruch Ata Ay Dios Mio!”
—  Gossip Girl

Apr 21st

Does Chuck drink out of a teeny tiny coffee cup to seem like a giant?

Apr 21st

Confession time

I am finishing up my lousy day with a dinner of rum & coke and microwave popcorn. Awesome.

Apr 21st

I have seriously been on hold with my bank for 15 minutes. Just on hold. I have talked to someone...

Apr 20th

Wait. So, I just read that the Miss California who last night somewhat incoherently mentioned on...

Apr 20th

Umm, Lemon… How have you not mentioned the new awesome show coming our way in June?? Just saw...

Apr 20th

Ellen Pompeo Is Pregnant : People.com

Apr 20th

Highlight of the Miss USA pagent

My favorite part so far has been the hobbies of the Top 10. They include Interior Design Playing...

Apr 19th

I have been watching the Miss USA pagent for 4 minutes. So far, I have seen Indiana and beyond...

Apr 19th

That little sequin wearing girl to the right may have been...

Apr 19th

PPG, roomie L & I are headed to Hannah Montana: The Movie. While waiting for them to arrive, I...

Apr 19th

When my mother told me about this last night, I...

Apr 19th

I’m sorry… Heidi, Spencer and Rod Blagojevich are going to be on a reality show...

Apr 19th

My friends know me pretty well.

Apr 18th

This is what happens when you are a loser, who doesn’t...

Apr 17th

At our party, we label our cups with our Twitter names

Apr 17th

These ladies look fantastic! Yayness! meredithnyc: ...

Apr 17th

By the way, since I left the internet against my will yesterday, I have 7 new followers. Welcome to...

Apr 17th

I will never eat eggs again. Sigh.

(via subjecttomeg) I have gone back 25 pages now and have no idea if this came from somewhere or is...

Apr 17th

Things that suck

Our Internet. Which doesn’t work. And is confining me to my iPhone to research for tomorrow....

Apr 17th

So my dearly loving friend just emailed me in response to my post about my short, stubby dude...

Apr 16th

Jezebel - What's Your NPR Name?

Apr 16th

I should not be complaining about $25. Because I really really love this ring. I am just poor, and...

Apr 16th

See, I feel like someone made this… Why can’t I?...

Apr 16th

Seriously, can you teach me how to make jewelry? Because I...

Apr 16th

Kristin Chenoweth was just on The View. She was seriously the only person I have ever seen who...

Apr 16th

Alberts a candidate for UNO A.D. job

Apr 16th

Watch

Hey PPG & Lermanzo… After we see Hannah Montana this weekend, can we put this on the...

Apr 16th

While we are on the subject of grammarnazi-ing… it is...

Apr 16th

Watch

Here’s the thing I don’t like about this, and pretty much why I don’ like Jamie...

Apr 15th

Well hello first class seat of mine.

Apr 14th

And, by the way, I have been saving up some stories for ya’ll. Because while I love this place...

Apr 14th

Well, after two weeks in Omaha, I am headed back to my little apartment in the city. Or, rather, two...

Apr 14th

5th row of a seated show. It is pretty damn chill.

Apr 14th

Watch

Ryan Reynolds ain’t too bad to look at either.

Apr 13th

Watch

How is it even possible for this man to be so attractive? Dearest Taylor, You brighten my day....

Apr 13th

A headband and Chucks?? Man, I love that little girl. ...

Apr 13th

I do so love when people tell me they would give me a job in a second, if only they had the money in...

Apr 13th

I’m going to Death Cab tonight. I pretty much could not be more excited. But first, I am...

Apr 13th

To be continued… God, I hope so… although, if...

Apr 13th

I hope H doesn’t mind me reblogging this picture of...

Apr 13th

So, I must say that Hub51 is probably one of the best places Alissa has ever taken me in Chicago....

Apr 12th

I dearly love my friends. Dearly. But this, makes me want to...

Apr 12th

See that guy in the front? He is Maria and Captain von...

Apr 12th

Sparks, I hope you and Mini are watching...

I am injecting myself into the conversation. I am putting on makeup and singing along! And, my...

Apr 12th

Conversations with my mother

alternately titled : In which she gently mocks me for being a giant… Caroline: Ugh. When...

Apr 11th

Listen

I love every single thing about this song, not the least of which is that it reminds me the...

Apr 11th

“Consider the problem posed by Cal Thomas, whose column...”
— Omaha.com Opinion Section ...

Apr 11th

I love Starbucks. And I really try to order it as little as possible, but here in Omaha, the...

Apr 10th

I live in a town where seemingly 85% of men are...

Apr 10th

Why is this night different from any other night? Because...

Apr 10th

Nebraska...

kelseyriewer: I love being home. I love that I ran into my fourth grade teacher at the grocery...

Apr 9th

I am headed to visit my grandmother Bee, who just was released from the hospital. She is a...

Apr 9th

Why can't I get a picture of my...

lizlemon: Shut uppppp, I can’t download a new browser on my work computer!! I can’t either....

Apr 9th

Here’s the problem with living in Omaha. I have the chance to buy 2 tickets to the Conor...

Apr 8th

Watch

Could my Gossip Girl loving, OC missing, obsessed fangirl self love this anymore? Josh Schwartz is...

Apr 8th

As a Christian girl, finding the afikomen is pretty much the...

Apr 8th

Nick: So, friends with benefits? What were the benefits?
Norah: Yeah, that's crossed my mind.

Apr 8th

Here's something that sucks...

The cable and the Internet just went out. And I am pretty much just hanging out at my house in...

Apr 8th

All you get from me is pictures of my dog! How cute is Cody?...

Apr 7th

Signed on to AT&T to check my minutes this month and was...

Apr 7th

So, apparently we can blame Obama for last night’s episode of House. Spoiler warning on that...

Apr 7th

I know that I am a twee bit behind on House, but holy spoiler Batman!! Facebook just ruined the hell...

Apr 7th

Good Morning, Carson!

Apr 6th

“The irony of commitment is that it’s deeply liberating...”
— Anne Morriss

Apr 5th

Still snowing! The view from my back window…

Apr 5th

Tonight, before dinner with my eight months pregnant best friend, I saw the mother of my now married...

Apr 5th

Yeah. It is going to snow here tomorrow. I am super...

Apr 4th

“Two years ago, I was afraid of wanting anything. I figured...”
— Tyra, on Friday Night Lights ...

Apr 4th

University of Maryland student union to...

Apr 3rd

there is a mystery ghost train following me around Omaha. I have seen it 4 times in 3 days. In...

Apr 3rd

University of Maryland student union to...

Apr 2nd

“He credited the NBC entertainment co-chairman, Ben...”
— ‘Yelling at a Lot of People’...

Apr 2nd

But then, there is Brody. Who I find not only attractive,...

Apr 2nd

Umm. Shoot me dead, but Justin Bobby is kind of attractive....

Apr 2nd

Obamas Give Queen Elizabeth an iPod - NY...

Apr 2nd

I never realized how teeny tiny the queen was! (via...

Apr 1st