life as i know it...

Someone is very happy to see me!

Mar 31st

Skype for iPhone

I just got a call on skype via 3g. This is pretty much going to rock my life.

Mar 31st

How is it that two people dating in real life can have so little chemistry on screen? Followup. How...

Mar 31st

Drove past the tidal basin…it smells like spring

Mar 30th

Rock Creek Park with the sunroof open

Mar 30th

Girl in hat… no shower. no makeup. very little sleep....

Mar 30th

There is, yet again, no freaking water in my apartment. Which is tragic because my hair is really...

Mar 30th

melissaintheuk: Our hostel in Dublin I wish I knew Melissa...

Mar 29th

Drunk Caro is SO SO SO much fun. I...

Mar 29th

GOD BLESS VILLANOVA!!

Mar 29th

There was a Metro train derailment in Bethesda approximately...

Mar 28th

“The nice thing about standards is there are so many to...”
— Fortune cookie A God damn...

Mar 28th

Here's a little known fact

After a bottle of wine at Happy Hour, it is very difficult to paint your toenails. Fingernails are...

Mar 28th

Obama Unveils Afghan Plan to Add Troops and...

Mar 27th

Watch

And Dan Humphrey makes his way back into my heart with his awesomeness. I believe Tiffany will love...

Mar 27th

Oh, hello prettiest dress in the whole wide world. Nice to...

Mar 27th

Watch

Dear God in heaven this is freaking adorable! I was shown this video earlier in the evening and had...

Mar 27th

Here’s a funny story. My father’s first girlfriend is now very good friends with my...

Mar 26th

Holy hades, Law and Order is about Larry...

sistermarymartha: That’s kind of funny. And, Bernie Madoff. And, seemingly Anne Pressly, that...

Mar 26th

This is, by far, the sexiest thing I have read all...

Mar 26th

It is so weird to be watching all these past episodes of The West Wing. First, my episode was on...

Mar 26th

famous people from my hometown

Guys, there are a remarkable number of famous people from my hometown. It is kind of ridiculous...

Mar 25th

oh. my. god. It isn’t like i am sleeping or anything, but seriously, there are work guys...

Mar 25th

Christina Hendricks looking fabulous! I am always jealous of...

Mar 25th

“Chivalry isn’t dead. It’s just not required...”
— Steve Harvey

Mar 25th

True. Fucking. Story.

Mar 24th

Apparently my day is all about writing cover letters and reading snarky online Gossip Girl reviews....

Mar 24th

“How about Steve Wozniak? The man is on fire! No, seriously,...”
— Annie Barrett’s writeup...

Mar 24th

TL;DR - Gossip Girl awesome

Joy has seen the episode, so now I get to share everything I loved about my favoritest teen drama...

Mar 24th

Oh!

I forgot to mention! I am recommitting myself to alcoholism. My drinking of late has been limited to...

Mar 24th

And done...

I think this was the best episode of Gossip Girl all season. Get ready, Joy. I won’t mention...

Mar 24th

Dear Self, Next time you are booking a flight home, check the concert schedule. If you had waited a...

Mar 23rd

“i love to eat :) i really do miss drinking! that is one of...”
— email from my bestest friend...

Mar 23rd

Apparently, the notorious Bryan Austin Green is just one of several names attached to “Body...

Mar 23rd

Oh My God! I totally forgot Gossip Gir is on tonight. It is like Christmas!

Mar 23rd

“In February, Facebook claimed 6% of time spent online in the...”
— AdAge (via meredithnyc) (via...

Mar 23rd

Search the web is back! WOOHOO!

Mar 23rd

I have not updated you on the AWESOME (read ridiculous) books I am reading about how to catch a man....

Mar 23rd

My insomnia has been getting the better of me the past few nights and I am burning through TiVo like...

Mar 23rd

Monday’s Gemini Horoscope… Oh, please let this...

Mar 23rd

We are so weird...

Caro: Oh my Gosh! Today, I have learned that MSNBC is full of crazy programming on Sundays!
Roomie TY: What do you mean?
Caro: Well, earlier I watched an hour long thing on that dude in Austria who locked his daughter up for 25 years in his basement.
Roomie TY: OOH! Really??
Caro: Yea! And then, I missed a whole thing on Charles Manson watching the end of the Syracuse game. But, now I am watching a two hour documentary on Jonestown.
Roomie TY: Oh wow! I love Jonestown!

Mar 22nd

This is a pretty awesome photo.

Mar 22nd

Watch

I had actually forgotten I was such a big fan of California Dreams when I was a kid. These are clips...

Mar 22nd

“Yeah, I’m not on the Facebook and I’ll tell you...”
— Jason Segel

Mar 21st

Yeah. No. Florida State sucks too.

Maryland. North Carolina. Duke. Our only hope to not be a laughing stock.

Mar 21st

I hate my conference. We are...

Dear Wake Forest, FUCK YOU! Hate you a lot. Dear Boston College, See above. Fuck off. Dear...

Mar 21st

I just scheduled a flight home. I have been really low of late and need to spend time with my family...

Mar 20th

Obama on His Bowling Skills: 'Like the...

Mar 20th

Obama on His Bowling Skills: 'Like the...

Mar 20th

AHHHH! COME ON VCU!!!!! Update. Well, crap.

Mar 20th

March Madness

heylaney: georgiegirlnyc: I’m in a March Madness bracket with my team at work. I obviously know...

Mar 20th

“Somebody said that we’re not in President...”
— Duke’s Coach Mike...

Mar 19th

forever-insatiable: Are Nate-Blair-Chuck Kissing Photos...

Mar 19th

Watch

I like this video a lot. Also, I love Dave Neal. Who, according to the man on TV, is the...

Mar 19th

Five minutes in...

And I already feel like I might throw up. Every team I have winning is already down by at least 5....

Mar 19th

Jesus Christ on a cracker… I couldn’t figure out why my knee hurt so much yesterday....

Mar 19th

“But, by God, we are so into fucking women it is ridiculous.”
— Ed Westwick in the new Rolling...

Mar 19th

Actual thing I just said upon seeing this photo. In baby...

Mar 18th

“Project Runway season 5 finalist Kenley Collins is in jail...”
— um. (via meredithnyc) This is...

Mar 18th

Krysia is coming over to take me to lunch. God bless this child because I was going to eat my hand....

Mar 18th

Dearest TiVo, You and I have had a long standing, spectacular relationship. Like any relationship,...

Mar 18th

That’s kind of a metaphor for life, don’t you think?

Mar 18th

I am deeply involved in a rehydration...

Mar 18th

Bracketology in 2k9

kiamatthews: Since I can never seem to craft a viable bracket, I think this year I will have my...

Mar 17th

Summer. Damn.

Mar 17th

peterwknox: ohryankelley: iPhone 3.0 Brings Cut, Copy...

Mar 17th

Also? Time Out New York, you suck.

sistermarymartha: way to publish a death notice for someone because they are “brain dead”. Yeah....

Mar 17th

I am all over the place today. Please...

Mar 17th

Wowza. I really wish I had $500 extra to buy these shoes for...

Mar 17th

Wow. So, they are now saying Natasha Richardson died. That is so upsetting. Though, not as upsetting...

Mar 17th

First Lady Michelle Obama has ordered the fountains on the...

Mar 17th

St. Patrick’s day last year, with good friends. I will...

Mar 17th

I have had a lot of really fantastic St. Patrick’s Days, but I think my best was spent in...

Mar 17th

Me, in Ireland. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day. If you...

Mar 17th

Well, I'm off.

subjecttomeg: To hospital number two.  My father had a heart transplant a little over a decade ago,...

Mar 17th

Blah Blah Blah… we didn’t all love Gossip Girl last night… well, I did! And so did...

Mar 17th

Gah! More Gossip Girl Spoiler photos! I can't...

Mar 17th

I know I have posted a crap ton of Gossip Girl today, but...

Mar 17th

I’m sort of underwhelmed by Gossip Girl. Maybe all those weeks of anticipation didn’t...

Mar 17th

Last night was entirely interesting! Temple Garments,...

Mar 17th

Sleeping with a student or not...

This teacher on Gossip Girl wears the shortest skirts imaginable to school. Good thing she wears...

Mar 17th

I'm talking to YOU!

Why haven’t you signed up for the Tumblr March Madnes Challenge yet?? It is $10 for a chance...

Mar 16th

Someone just sent me this. Why is Blair wearing the same...

Mar 16th

Holy Gossip Girl spoiler, Jezebel!

Mar 16th

Copy and Paste is coming! (via Macrumors)

Mar 16th

I'll be hiding under my desk if anyone...

lizlemon: I got an invite to join the tumblr march madness group… to my work email.  I’ve never ever...

Mar 16th

USA! USA!

easilyportable: Mainly for Liz’s edification… We were all sitting around the other day talking...

Mar 16th

But, no. Instead I am going to shower and make a lovely...

Mar 16th

TUMBLR MARCH MADNESS

kiamatthews: themattsmith: It’s NCAA tournament pool time! If you want in, email me at smitmb...

Mar 16th

My first bit of wisdom to impart from Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man… A man fishes for...

Mar 16th

Things I have already learned...

There are 35 Rules! THIRTY FIVE! And one of them is that I should never call him and rarely...

Mar 16th

In which I learn how to rope a man into...

My grandmother is 91 years old and had 5 children. She currently has 15 grandchildren and...

Mar 16th

I've just decided I do not like the term...

I use “the boy” all the time. Which is bad, since I get on people about using girl....

Mar 16th

YAY TERPS!!

A 10 seed, but YAY! Got my ass something to do on Thursday! Memphis is rough, though… eek.

Mar 15th

Puppies!!!

Mar 15th

I just taught my mom how to Skype. This is going to be a disaster. :)

Mar 15th

Once upon a time (oh, about a month ago when I had a job), my Saturdays were often spent at the...

Mar 15th

Flip cup before the game

Mar 14th

It’s basketball weekend. Followed by the next month of...

Mar 14th

Know what is fabulous? This awesome nail polish. It really...

Mar 14th

How is everyone feeling about the new...

Mar 14th

sistermarymartha: Here you go, Caroline. no hard feelings....

Mar 14th

Tumblr wish list...

Mar 14th

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH MY MATT SARACEN.

Did you see the previews for next week? Did you? DID YOU? Best episode of the season. The one I...

Mar 14th

Ya’ll… find the clip of Tracy Morgan on Jimmy Fallon last night. It was nothing short of...

Mar 14th

Maryland win. J.Kras on Leno. My buddy Tracy Morgan and snuggies on Fallon. This Friday night is...

Mar 14th

He's Just Not That Into Me.

forever-insatiable: Oh well. Welcome to my world, babycakes! Have a good weekend. :)

Mar 14th

Here is my favorite Terp Dave Neal at a previous game. He...

Mar 14th

My roommate confessed that she had stolen “a few” of my Tagalong Girl Scout cookies....

Mar 13th

meredithnyc: theotherjen: Sweet baby Jesus. whoa Ditto...

Mar 13th

Why yes, I did just have an interview. I drove 45 whole minutes in rush hour traffic and...

Mar 13th

These seats at the new Yankee Stadium look fun. I am a tall...

Mar 12th

Interview tomorrow...

Think super happy thoughts for me at 11 am. It is a super conservative place and they need me to be...

Mar 12th

Whoa. Katie Holmes got herself some new hair. (via ONTD)

Mar 11th

Mandy Moore is my girl crush. I am pretty sure we would be...

Mar 11th

Remember last night when I created that super awesome dinner from scratch? Wanna know what I ate...

Mar 11th

Sigh. I have missed Chuckles and the whole Gossip Girl gang....

Mar 11th

The best part of Fallon is The Roots. And I love that...

Mar 10th

Can someone please send me some...

I love that my black, bloggy friend remembered it is Purim and my Jewish roommate didn’t. The...

Mar 10th

“Caroline. I can’t believe you met this man. He is...”
— My mother, gushing over Nathan...

Mar 10th

Very clearly, the best part of The City is watching Olivia fail miserably.

Mar 10th

Question...

Thanks SMM! The chicken was a super yummy addition. My guest was impressed with my awesome skills. ...

Mar 10th

Question...

I am making dinner and I am trying to impress. :) Pasta in a cream sauce with pancetta and...

Mar 9th

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(via the D.C. Sports Bog) Washingtonians know that a right of passage on the DC Sports scene is a...

Mar 9th

Today is this absolutely stunning, amazingly cloudless day. When you look out the window, it looks...

Mar 9th

I just can’t wait for the response to that…

Mar 9th

I saw Watchmen this afternoon...

I was ehh about it. Didn’t love it. Didn’t hate it. In fact, I recommend seeing it...

Mar 8th

Today was a simply beautiful day. One of my favorite parts...

Mar 8th

Source: Bachelor’s Melissa Rycroft to Join...

Mar 8th

Sigh. Just sigh.

Mar 8th

chirp chirp chirp. ka kaw. ka kaw. AHH! I HATE YOU! And now I have to get up anyway… Off to...

Mar 7th

bout to get all kinds of violent up in here. it is 7 am on a...

Mar 7th

I really love this photo because it reminds me of when I was...

Mar 6th

“This seems to be an effort to indiscriminately go after...”
— Frank Schubert, spokesman for...

Mar 6th

In a theater with a whole bunch of boys seeing a sneak of...

Mar 6th

No sarcasm from me...

I hate to say it, but Cammie D and Jimmy were funny together. And there was a dance off. This show...

Mar 5th

College Humor: Prank War 7

Mar 4th

Little known fact...

My TiVo remote can change channels even under three layers of covers. Likely known fact. It is...

Mar 4th

I've been waiting for the next...

circasamantha: carolinek: Ok, so Streeter is pranking Amir. And it is super awesome! SO, here is...

Mar 4th

Ok, so Streeter is pranking Amir. And it is super awesome!

Mar 4th

At the Terps game and I am 90% sure Amir from College Humor...

Mar 4th

Guess who is going to the Terps game tonight??? ME!!! Roomie has tickets so I am headed with her! It...

Mar 3rd

Thoughts on Jimmy Fallon's first...

Monologue… so bad. He was either really really nervous or is a really really bad standup...

Mar 3rd

Here's a lovely joke from America's...

Ms. Katie Couric told this lovely joke on Letterman on March 2… I am paraphrasing… ...

Mar 3rd

It was everything I hoped it would be...

Liz. You know I loves you, but don’t be talking shit on my DWTS! Lil’ Kim? Steve O?...

Mar 3rd

Shenanigans! It matched his tie so prettily!! I’d never seen the show before, but that is how...

Mar 3rd

She is talking in third person! Oh wow....

She is doing just exactly what I would do. Be all, “Mmmhmm. Yea. Uh huh.” in that bitchy...

Mar 3rd

"This is real!"

Oh. My. God. I have literally never in my entire life watched a singular episode of the Bachelor....

Mar 3rd

LANDRY BLOGS ABOUT FNL

Mar 2nd

100 books.

I’m doing mine here… Sadly I read most of these 10+ years ago… My number was 49....

Mar 2nd

Dear World, Why, when I am finally feeling good about the people in my life, do you have them turn...

Mar 2nd

Watch

Today I watched a little of Conan on Inside the Actor’s Studio. They showed a little clip of...

Mar 2nd

One week ago, a few of us convened in Virginia to drink,...

Mar 2nd

OMG! I looked for this thing everywhere this weekend. All I...

Mar 2nd

One of my secret shames is loving the Girl’s Next Door. It is weird that I like this show...

Mar 2nd

I know Liz and Mere watch the Amazing Race and there have to be more of you out there… ...

Mar 2nd

I just realized that the apartment complex in High Fidelity is the same Chicago complex in While You...

Mar 1st