life as i know it...

I've been waiting for the next...

circasamantha: carolinek: Ok, so Streeter is pranking Amir. And it is super awesome! SO, here is...

Mar 4th

Ok, so Streeter is pranking Amir. And it is super awesome!

Mar 4th

At the Terps game and I am 90% sure Amir from College Humor...

Mar 4th

Guess who is going to the Terps game tonight??? ME!!! Roomie has tickets so I am headed with her! It...

Mar 3rd

Thoughts on Jimmy Fallon's first...

Monologue… so bad. He was either really really nervous or is a really really bad standup...

Mar 3rd

Here's a lovely joke from America's...

Ms. Katie Couric told this lovely joke on Letterman on March 2… I am paraphrasing… ...

Mar 3rd

It was everything I hoped it would be...

Liz. You know I loves you, but don’t be talking shit on my DWTS! Lil’ Kim? Steve O?...

Mar 3rd

Shenanigans! It matched his tie so prettily!! I’d never seen the show before, but that is how...

Mar 3rd

She is talking in third person! Oh wow....

She is doing just exactly what I would do. Be all, “Mmmhmm. Yea. Uh huh.” in that bitchy...

Mar 3rd

"This is real!"

Oh. My. God. I have literally never in my entire life watched a singular episode of the Bachelor....

Mar 3rd

LANDRY BLOGS ABOUT FNL

Mar 2nd

100 books.

I’m doing mine here… Sadly I read most of these 10+ years ago… My number was 49....

Mar 2nd

Dear World, Why, when I am finally feeling good about the people in my life, do you have them turn...

Mar 2nd

Watch

Today I watched a little of Conan on Inside the Actor’s Studio. They showed a little clip of...

Mar 2nd

One week ago, a few of us convened in Virginia to drink,...

Mar 2nd

OMG! I looked for this thing everywhere this weekend. All I...

Mar 2nd

One of my secret shames is loving the Girl’s Next Door. It is weird that I like this show...

Mar 2nd

I know Liz and Mere watch the Amazing Race and there have to be more of you out there… ...

Mar 2nd

I just realized that the apartment complex in High Fidelity is the same Chicago complex in While You...

Mar 1st

I didn’t post for a full 24 hours? Eek. Really? I must have been really busy yesterday, or...

Feb 27th

In which we talk about reading 'The...

(while watching the Notebook)
Nira: Do men like him really exist?
Caro: No. Seriously. No.

Feb 26th

Rafa looks pretty in clothes, too.

Feb 25th

Gore Verbinski to direct 'Clue'

Feb 25th

Even Dan is looking hot in this episode. Can’t wait!!

Feb 24th

And, I always love Chuck’s outfits. That tie is...

Feb 24th

Images from the upcoming episode of Gossip Girl. I kind of...

Feb 24th

Andy Roddick visiting the set of the Office? Honey boy, what...

Feb 24th

“Don’t forget to bring warm clothes. It’s like 60...”
— Me to Nira, my always cold...

Feb 24th

Bush's War On Terror, Reading From A Disney...

Feb 24th

No one ever wants to help me gaslight...

ohfortheloveofdog: (via khrushchev) For some reason I get disproportionately irate when people...

Feb 23rd

Ninksy is coming to stay for a few days! It will be so much fun being unemployed together! We can...

Feb 23rd

Back to this adorableness. And she is all henna painted! And...

Feb 23rd

This was an even more poor decision then before. Yowza....

Feb 23rd

Aww… adorable! I love Dev!

Feb 23rd

I can’t see all of Bryce Dallas Howard’s dress,...

Feb 23rd

Dev is carrying little Latika around! SO ADORABLE!

Feb 23rd

Seeing Anne Hathaway, who has no chance of winning this award, crying because Shirley MacLaine is...

Feb 23rd

The First Lady might win best dressed of the evening in my...

Feb 23rd

Seriously, how is she keeping her head up. Also, Arnold is...

Feb 23rd

Barack and Michelle are hosting a black tie Oscar party. ...

Feb 23rd

And now, I cry about Heath Ledger.

Feb 23rd

Baz Luhrman should stop taking credit for that. Also, seriously, why do the Oscars like High School...

Feb 23rd

Megan… It is called “What Happens in...

Feb 23rd

A roller skating meetup, Caroline?!

ohfortheloveofdog: Do tell.  I missed so much. It kind of went like this. S: I love this song! It...

Feb 23rd

Seriously… the best clips we have for Romance in the movies in 2008 are from High School...

Feb 23rd

sistermarymartha: You two. Dearest Sarah, You know I love...

Feb 23rd

TINA! Updated to add… HOLY SHIT! She looks stunning!

Feb 23rd

(via sistermarymartha) At the end of the day… What do...

Feb 23rd

question

Apparently not… did you see Goldie Hawn? I was afraid…. she made me fearful for my...

Feb 23rd

Officially, I love this format. It is going to take a long damn time. But, I think it is a wonderful...

Feb 23rd

Aww. They are playing a beautiful arrangement of Moon River in the background.

Feb 23rd

Reminder, ya’ll. Its one of my favorite nights of the year, what with all the pretty clothes...

Feb 22nd

Victoria’s going away party… Drunk at 7 and...

Feb 22nd

Also, thanks to Google for the “Remember me on this computer” check box. Because...

Feb 21st

Oh. My. God. I have been on the phone for the past two hours teaching my grandmother how to use her...

Feb 21st

ZOMG Sonic Slushes

In DCist Arts Co-Editor Missy Frederick’s first weekly restaurants and retail column for the...

Feb 21st

“Jon and Kate plus 8 was supposed to be a show about a family...”
— Joel McHale on THE SOUP

Feb 21st

I imagine that to be our new “revenue...

Feb 20th

Ooh…

Feb 20th

I’m sorry. I went to bed really early last night. What the hell did I miss on this thing??...

Feb 20th

Ugh

There is very little I find more disgusting then TMZ obtaining and releasing photos of Rihanna after...

Feb 20th

Crap, ya’ll! I am getting sick! Crappy runny nose and the beginnings of a crappy sore throat....

Feb 20th

Good God in heaven these are my favorite things EVER!! (via...

Feb 20th

I see something like this, but like an inch or two shorter....

Feb 19th

Decisions Have To Be Made

To ya’ll who don’t know Meg, she is a super cute girl. Lady. Woman. Whatever…...

Feb 19th

Both of my roommates left within a few hours of each other for a weekend away. Which means my...

Feb 19th

Things like this are the worst part of being unemployed. I...

Feb 19th

I have found the most amazing job. In all seriousness, this would be the most perfect job I can ever...

Feb 19th

"Where are all the good men, and why...

So, in one of the many joys of being home all day, I have discovered a show called the Millionaire...

Feb 19th

God! Watching the West Wing now is kind of like watching the 2008 election play out again, except...

Feb 19th

Watch

I am loving these Gossip Girl previews (WHY CAN’T YOU COME BACK BEFORE MARCH 16?!) This one is...

Feb 19th

Clearly Leighton and not Blair. The bangs, the edgy style,...

Feb 19th

I'm sorry, but...

can someone tell me what the fuck is going on with Lost???

Feb 19th

You know how I knew who was going home...

Padma looked insanely sad before she said his/her name. And Padma has been in love with this person...

Feb 19th

GPOYW - Rainy day edition.. Or the black and white edition...

Feb 18th

lovepuppy: If you want to date me you gotta call me, son. A...

Feb 18th

One of the things that drives me most crazy (CRAZY!!!) about being home is my masochistic tendency...

Feb 17th

“As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You...”
— Wizard of Oz

Feb 17th

“The gilded East Room, with its floor-to-ceiling drapes and...”
— A Politico story about Stevie...

Feb 16th

A fun filled night tonight. Went to dinner with the aunt & uncle. Came home to do resumes. Cried...

Feb 16th

Things I just said...

Fabulous. I will put on a bra and some clothes and meet you there! God, it is clearly the little...

Feb 15th

Out for Valentine’s… Is this red lipstick too...

Feb 15th

Getting ready for PPG’s Single Girl Valentine’s Day Wine Extravaganza! (That is actually...

Feb 14th

This is the prettiest dress ever. I love it. It is $1,000....

Feb 14th

I love this chair. In this purple color. I love it.

Feb 14th

AHH! I gotted my first Tumblr Valentine! Yay! Someone loves...

Feb 14th

Is anyone watching this Children of the Moutain show? It is so upsetting.

Feb 14th

HI EVERYONE! I am so drunk! And drinking more! YAY!

Feb 14th

I’m crashing a movie with the lovely DrunkenGenius. I invited myself along once I heard there...

Feb 13th

Officially. This turned into a bad day.

Feb 13th

“I’m too excited to sleep!!”
— Kelly on the Office God, I...

Feb 13th

Oh my gosh, you guys! Do you know how many awesome movies are available on demand?? I just found...

Feb 13th

YAY! JOB LEAD!

Working sorority connections. Who said I only joined a sorority to pay for my friends? I was clearly...

Feb 12th

I have been gone all day long… last full day of work. The highlight was very clearly the...

Feb 12th

GPOYW - I’m going to sleep edition! Night, loves!

Feb 12th

EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Officially the grossest thing I have EVER seen on Lost!

Feb 12th

Feb 12th

Ford's Theatre reopens tonight

Feb 11th

thepoliticalpartygirl: Satan Update Because I know you’ve...

Feb 11th

“Not to be a walking cliche, but in my mind Mandy Moore and I...”
— Joy Me too!

Feb 11th

WHAAA??

Mandy Moore is marrying Tumblr’s favorite rockstar, Ryan Adams!?! WHAT?? Perez has it, but I...

Feb 11th

Oh hell no it isn't!

I not so secretly love eyebrows. I think it explains much of my love of Jewish boys! inothernews: ...

Feb 11th

Forgive me for being twenty-seven years...

Yes, ladies. His name is Joe Jonas. It is weird. He’s the Peter Gallagher looking one. ...

Feb 11th

Watch

Dear people, Do you watch the Tudors? Because sometimes I love it. Sometimes I hate it. But I still...

Feb 11th

Dear Lord. I love these shoes. (via zappos)

Feb 11th

Listen

I used to listen to this song on a one song playlist during college. I love this song. Also, Mraz. ...

Feb 11th

I am watching Millionaire Matchmaker...

It is a fucking nightmare. Also depressing. But mostly a nightmare. I wish I could see something...

Feb 11th

I love love love Blake’s dress at the premiere of her...

Feb 11th

And that she and Penn hit up McDonald’s after the...

Feb 11th

In which I rant about something that is...

Ok, in all seriousness, this Octuplet mother… she is delusional. She makes me so very very...

Feb 11th

This woman on Dateline makes me stabby. STABBY! She is a serious and ridiculous liar.

Feb 11th

Let's Play Tumblr Mad Libs!

I cheated and looked ahead. I always did that with MadLibs. Am the worst! subjecttochange: Timmy...

Feb 10th

"The Story"

Ok, so here is the story, my lovelies… Basically, I was hired 2 and a half years ago. And,...

Feb 10th

I kind of love this new blog. And, I kind of agree with this...

Feb 10th

Watching the Obama speech

Feb 10th

Watching the Obama speech

Feb 10th

Weirdest. List. Ever. Basically, this is the list of the...

Feb 9th

Remember when I said I was going to be snarky? Well, welcome...

Feb 9th

Thank you!

I promise to tell the story of how I have no job soon! I just need to process a little more and get...

Feb 9th

You heard it here first...

Or you know, kind of close to first… I had to call my parents. Currently, I am in need of a...

Feb 9th

It seems insane to me that an album released 16 months ago just won album of the year. What year...

Feb 9th

Aww, it is cute that the rap boys came out to support mommy M.I.A.

Feb 9th

I will say this...

It seems that no one is lipsyncing at the Grammys. Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus and Estelle have all...

Feb 9th

Blink182 is back. But Tom is on the other end of the stage. Do you think he knows?

Feb 9th

Jennifer Hudson’s clothing change is seventeen different kinds of stunning. Also, I...

Feb 9th

Kid Rock shouldn't get any airtime, A.

(via sistermarymartha) Kid Rock was more dressed up for this tonight then he was for the Inaugural...

Feb 9th

urg: Love her enough that I think this dress is simply...

Feb 9th

Holy Shit. Have you seen MIA on the red carpet?! She was like, yeah, I might give birth here at the...

Feb 9th

It is 67 right now. It was 12 on Thursday. That seems a...

Feb 8th

I cant believe it is Saturday and I am up at 8:30 by choice.

Feb 7th

Drinking the night away was cut short due to the fact that I was EXHAUSTED. I came home via the most...

Feb 7th

So! I am convinced I am getting laid off on Monday. Therefore, am drinking the night away. Yay...

Feb 7th

sistermarymartha: inconsistent: ...

Feb 6th

I don’t have anyone to send this to right now, but I...

Feb 5th

A fun little card to send to that awful person in your life....

Feb 5th

Also, there is nothing better then a $4 tuna avocado roll from this place. It is yummy and they make...

Feb 5th

And, the chick at the sushi place across the street from my office knows me by order. To which I...

Feb 5th

I have a virus on my conputer at work.

Apparently our work to remove it has angered it. My computer is basically in lockdown mode. Awesome....

Feb 5th

No Reservations: Chicago

The Chicago episode of No Reservations was insanely amazing. Through sheer exhaustion I forgot to...

Feb 5th

Confession

I am trying to embrace my naturally curly hair as much as possible of late. I recently read a...

Feb 5th

Hey stupid Gmail redesign! How come I can no longer search the web from inside your awesomeness?? ...

Feb 4th

I am sure to be tared and feathered and hated on for saying...

Feb 4th

Stirrings of a Better Martini -...

Feb 4th

So a radio station in DC is doing a little promotion in response to the Phelps bong picture that...

Feb 4th

Julie Taylor (Aimee Teagarden) is on 90210 as the dorky girl!

Feb 4th

Second-graders brighten Obama’s...

Feb 4th

peterwknox: suitep: This is my favorite outfit to date!...

Feb 4th

subjecttochange: When you look all pretty like this, it...

Feb 3rd

Things You Don't Know About Me- #17-18

Are you sad our time with this feature is drawing to a close? It’s the next to last...

Feb 3rd

I thought this photo was really interesting because it is a...

Feb 3rd

Dear people who made this list, Thank you for this very...

Feb 3rd

““MTV wanted the girls to get into a physical fight at the...”
— p6. (via meredithnyc) Clearly...

Feb 3rd

All this talk about the guy who sold potato peelers for a living got me thinking about the broom man...

Feb 3rd

Son of a bitch! I have been running into walls and door frames and shit all damn day. Just now I...

Feb 3rd

Email I just got: I’m out of that document if you want to update it. Response I want to send:...

Feb 3rd

Chuck and Vanessa making out during a basketball game? Is...

Feb 3rd

I really like that TiVo sends me emails signed “Best Regards.”

Feb 3rd

tylerriewer: Just put together a little photo slideshow...

Feb 3rd

Some of my favorites of the Gossip Girl...

• Lily is obviously preggers, but the huge necklace she’s wearing in the end scene covers it...

Feb 3rd

I'm so sure Serena uses a datebook and...

Update. It isn’t hers, it is that lame teacher’s! Fabulous.

Feb 3rd

Oh, but everyone totally is raving about...

Feb 2nd

It would be funny if it wasn't such a...

My day has consisted mostly of me getting an irrate email about something being incorrect on the...

Feb 2nd

Haha! Things you don't know about me -...

How many of these do I have to do? I have seen 17, 20 and 25. I think I can come up with 4 more....

Feb 2nd

WHAT??

RASHIDA IS COMING BACK ON THURSDAY??? God, I love February sweeps.

Feb 2nd

Hello. My name is Caroline and I just cried watching the Office. It’s really a problem.

Feb 2nd

Now that Andy and Angela broke up, I would like Andy and Kelly to get together. They would be...

Feb 2nd

Why, in every photo I see from this event, is Zach Gilford...

Feb 1st

Waking up at 4 to watch that match was awesome, even if the end kind of a beatdown. Also, Roger...

Feb 1st