life as i know it...

Today, I discovered that Maybelline has discontinued my mascara. This may be the saddest day of my...

Oct 31st

Jon Gosselin: I Am Committed to Making Things...

Oct 30th

I am not normally a fan of dressing dogs up, but this is...

Oct 30th

I quite literally didn’t sleep longer then 5 minutes at a time last night. So I am pretty much...

Oct 30th

Purple Converse on Mrs. O FTW!

Oct 30th

Um, since when is Maui a fashion mecca?...

graceinsmallthings: Though being in the travel industry, I know that Hawaii has been hit harder...

Oct 29th

Subtle Sexuality - Girl Group Featuring The...

Oct 29th

When the 4 story escalator at Dupont Circle is broken, I am reminded I need to go the the gym more...

Oct 29th

thepoliticalpartygirl: US President Barack Obama applauds...

Oct 29th

“Why, you’re not enough of a grown up to put on your...”
— (future) Roomie L Ouch. Also,...

Oct 28th

Just an FYI

There are few things I prefer less then being ignored for someone in a different area code.

Oct 28th

“Tickets, which Wynn is selling at $143 apiece (a $125 base...”
— The Las Vegas Sun (I am very,...

Oct 27th

Letterman and Me

Oct 27th

On Mr Radin ...

fascinating: I found an old friend, now a music journo in Australia, on Facebook recently and...

Oct 27th

As the beneficiary of this, I thank you endlessly. And glad...

Oct 26th

Guess who is going to Monday Night...

That is right, this girl! Redskins vs. Eagles, which means it is pretty much going to be the worst...

Oct 26th

I just read that Rashida Jones was out on a date with John Mayer on Friday night. Does this mean...

Oct 26th

Iris by GooGoo Dolls just came on my...

I never really liked this song, but now I am thinking it is a good song to hear every five years or...

Oct 26th

drunkengenius: The luxury of having a room big enough to walk around one’s bed is not to be...

Oct 26th

My VP at work just had a baby girl named Noa Alegria. It is kind of my new favorite name.

Oct 26th

And so begins the daily winter...

It is like 1,000 degrees on this Metro train. Everyone in here is stripping off the contents of...

Oct 26th

Dude, don't forget there is a chick in...

Jesus Christ, this is the greatest episode of Man Men. Jon Hamm is acting the shit out of...

Oct 26th

“You want to be on some people’s minds. Others, not so...”
— Roger Sterling on Mad Men to...

Oct 26th

You know what is a terrible television show?? Three Rivers…

Oct 26th

I'm on a plane, motherfucker!

And on the Internet! I have about 4 million google reader stories to catch up on, so this five hour...

Oct 25th

Stinson Beach, near Muir Woods

Oct 24th

Foggy on the bridge on my Mustang convertible

Oct 24th

This seagull is excited about me feeding him. Not gonna...

Oct 24th

The bellman couldn’t find a cab, so I am taking a...

Oct 24th

Story time

Last night, my film screening was less successful then it should have been. Tonight, my party was...

Oct 24th

I forgot to tell y’all! I got my giant ring! Holy...

Oct 23rd

The weather in San Francisco tomorrow. When I will be...

Oct 23rd

allthingsalishan: (via pinkseersucker) This is trouble. ...

Oct 23rd

update: part 2

allthingsalishan: The doctors have said that Darrius may never walk or talk again. He is headed...

Oct 23rd

claudianunezcespedes: carolinek: New favorite thing about cell service in the Metro… At Metro...

Oct 22nd

New favorite thing about cell service in the Metro… At...

Oct 21st

Look at all that service that I have in the Metro?!?...

Oct 21st

I've missed you!

Dear Internet, I have missed you so much! I haven’t been online in days. My internet (or...

Oct 21st

Hey dumbass. Stop pissing of the president. (via)

Oct 16th

Bo has a brother named Cappy. And Cappy is wearing a...

Oct 16th

Well hello tiny can of Coke to be marketed in the DC area. I...

Oct 16th

I think I have mentioned this, oh, like 40 times in the past...

Oct 15th

Well hello there. Last night, with the help of my trusty...

Oct 14th

NYMag's Vulture 'Interviews' John Mayer;...

NYM: What do you think about Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?
JM: I think it's fantastic.
NYM: Why? What's your overall opinion?
JM: Do you think I'm smart enough to be able to articulate to you why our president receiving the Nobel Peace Prize is a bit early for things? What's your overall opinion?
NYM: I think its a bit premature. Someone compared it to giving the Oscar to someone still making a film.
JM: So you don't think he should have it.
NYM: I don't think its a bad thing, but maybe someone else deserved it more.
JM: Who? If you don't know who else should have gotten it instead of Obama, I love you, you're beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth.
NYM: What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
JM: Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all trouble-making questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn't deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.
NYM: Which I'm sure he's doing.
JM: What's he going to do, send it back? It's like I'm getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone's thinking I've got a nine-inch cock. I'm not going to argue with them, I'm going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.
NYM: How about a style question?
JM: Yes, this seems to be apropos. Do you get paid for this?
NYM: I do it more for fun.
JM: You do this for fun? That's like me saying ... never mind.
NYM: What do you think about guys with seventies mustaches?
JM: I don't give a fuck about who wears their face what way. If I could grow a beard, I'd have some nutty things going on on my face.
NYM: You can't grow a beard?
JM: It's a pituitary thing. I know you're not that much of a moron.
NYM: These are questions my editor wanted me to ask. I'm trying to build my journalistic career here.
JM: You're not building a journalistic career. You're making yourself look like a moron and you're not a moron.
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Greatest interview ever.

Oct 14th

Annoyances with shipping...

Ok, so I am kind of an online shopping whore. I admit to it, so whatever. And, if we are being...

Oct 14th

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fuckyeahdc: fuckyeahdc: Eastern Motors Commercial (via carbuyersnotebook) How many of you can...

Oct 14th

Ruby is home! Now to remove the other post so the whole...

Oct 13th

meredithnyc: joyengel: amilniazi: Keep old people off...

Oct 13th

“How do you get from Philly to LA? Take Huston Street!”
— Beerleaguer for breakfast: The...

Oct 13th

Highlights from last night...

It is time for your favorite part of Tuesday morning and mine… Gossip Girl Reality Index! ...

Oct 13th

Dearest, Darling, weekend weather, I have some people...

Oct 13th

I heart Mondays

joyengel: Gossip Girl + How I Met Your Mother + Greek + Big Bang Theory = The Best Night of...

Oct 13th

I’m sorry, is Arnett Mead a real football team in Texas, or did Gossip Girl just steal a fake...

Oct 13th

“And c) even though I tried to defend you, you are a full on...”
— Vanessa on Gossip Girl, this...

Oct 13th

As an addition to my previous post, there is actually a seriously tragic part of the story where...

Oct 12th

Good Hair...

So, last night a friend from college and I went to dinner and decided to extend the night with a...

Oct 12th

There is nothing I fear more the a ren fest with meat on...

Oct 11th

I’m not sure if you can tell from this photo, but...

Oct 11th

Why yes, I did just buy this fabulous cocktail ring from...

Oct 10th

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Oct 10th

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The twins… A little cuteness for your Friday afternoon… My aunt and my mom a few weeks...

Oct 9th

Am I that girl?? I am terrified of birds. Is this real? Oh...

Oct 9th

Ok, but seriously, when is Reggie Love going to become my...

Oct 9th

NBC cancels Ben McKenzie drama 'Southland'...

Oct 9th

Ya’ll… Can I toot my own horn for a second? The...

Oct 9th

What profession would you not like to...

You know that inside the actors studio show where they always ask famous people what job they...

Oct 9th

“I have the mouth of a sailor. I have to remember not to drop...”
— Kristen Bell  (via) (via...

Oct 9th

GO HUSKERS!

Oct 9th

Sen. McCaskill’s love of Red makes me think she is a...

Oct 8th

You know I love Sen. Claire. But the Tigers are going down...

Oct 8th

Oh my goodness! James Blake is also in the Body Issue! Where is my naked Jamie picture??

Oct 8th

Finally. I was never a big Adrian Peterson fan… mostly...

Oct 8th

Gooch apparently plays for AC Milan. This is what I am...

Oct 8th

I had a really terrible night and a not great nights sleep,...

Oct 8th

It's so true. And frustrating. (K- you...

Me: Ugh, I hate this feeling. Why am I the one who feels guilty when I'm the one being wronged?
Scott: That's the thing about these scammers; they're excellent at doing just that, making you feel guilty until you finally give in and they get what they want.

Oct 8th

Not only is my favorite chef, Tyler Florence, the guest judge on Top Chef, but Padma seems to be...

Oct 8th

Umm, I don’t know what kind of shit you girls are...

Oct 8th

Awesome Tshirt

Oct 7th

Snow...Sunday...Omaha!?

Oct 7th

I rarely participate in GPOYW, but my cousin just posted...

Oct 7th

Laney, this is the scariest, most ginormous pretzel ever. I...

Oct 7th

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This is the best Chuck and Blair scene I have ever seen. Also, where is my rich boyfriend who tells...

Oct 6th

I was going to write this really judgmental post about this chick I sat near this morning who was...

Oct 6th

It is a good thing that they had that Legal Seafood truck drive behind Scott on Gossip Girl or I...

Oct 6th

Every time I see this cover I think, “Wow, they...

Oct 5th

Could these two be more precious? I also love when the...

Oct 5th

I get a little passionate about college...

Please excuse the crazy.

Oct 5th

Auburn is finally ranked!

Know what is embarrassing? That Oklahoma is still in the Top 25. They got the beating of their lives...

Oct 5th

lizlemon: pinkseersucker: Victory! I’m SOO excited. Words...

Oct 5th

I was wrong earlier.

I stand by my previous week’s statements… Betty Draper is a whore bitch.

Oct 5th

“I don’t want you running around, just kissing boys....”
— Betty Draper Words to live...

Oct 5th

I’m only halfway through, but I am obsessed with Betty and Don’s relationship tonight. I...

Oct 5th

It is 8 am on a Sunday. I am hungover and watching Rudy in my hotel room. I have been bred to hate...

Oct 4th

That said, I am obsessed with my shoes.

Oct 3rd

Lizzie and Ben got married and I forget my camera.

Oct 3rd

Hello my name is Caroline and I am a gadgetoholic.

Oct 2nd

'HIMYM' exclusive: ****** ****** cast as...

Oct 2nd

ohhleary: Watching the 2016 Olympic Games vote. Click...

Oct 2nd

Guess who just booked a flight to SF?

Ooh! Ooh! It is me! It will be a short trip, but a trip of firsts, as I have never been there...

Oct 2nd

kelseyriewer: Um. Aren’t all you professional types supposed to be at work right now? Why, I...

Oct 2nd

Things I want...

An invitation to Google Wave

Oct 2nd

In honor of Megan’s impending visit… Learning to...

Oct 2nd

Trend Watch: Next Spring, No One Will Wear...

Oct 1st

I am in a flat out, terrible mood...

And if I am being honest, it is for no particular reason. Ok, it is for an actual reason, but it is...

Oct 1st

January is lovely, sweet, kind and a true advocate for the...

Oct 1st

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The happiness I feel watching Glee every week can only be surpassed by the happiness I feel watching...

Oct 1st