life as i know it...

So, I thought I was leaving the internet for the weekend. Not by choice, but my computer has needed...

Feb 1st

I have this ridiculous block when it comes to guys I like. I have literally thought this kid was...

Jan 31st

“That was like bad sex… Quick, messy, and I had to go...”
— Heather, on Ray’s Hell...

Jan 31st

Those chocolate brown eyes melt me.

Jan 30th

hi! i would like to own this shirt. let’s make that...

Jan 30th

Watch

I do love Secret Agent Dorota! Also, look how much Blair has grown! She thanks Dorota and makes...

Jan 30th

What up, lunch of Cheez-it’s and a Coke?!? Thanks for being here in my time of need!! You...

Jan 30th

AV Club Interview with Tim Riggins

Jan 30th

Today In Jackass: Meg Hammers Her Own...

When I read that, I shuddered and scrunched my face up. Ouch! subjecttochange: And really,  I mean,...

Jan 30th

“AVC: Tim Riggins is quite the brooder. How do you get into a...”
— … (thanks Jen!) (via...

Jan 30th

Good god in heaven I am crazed today. I have missed everything on the internet, haven’t eaten...

Jan 30th

Mother of octuplets already has 6 other...

Jan 30th

Good morning, loves. I have been watching tennis since 4 AM. This match is still not finished! I...

Jan 30th

Watch

Bradley Cooper is terribly sexy. Justin Long is terribly cute. Kevin Connolly is terribly short. ...

Jan 30th

25 things you probably didn't need to...

Shenanigans, I say. Which is why I bring you #11 & #12! Ha! 11. More and more recently, my...

Jan 30th

Presented without comment? (via miss-r & babybitch)...

Jan 30th

Che from the OC is engaged to Anna Faris? That is totes...

Jan 30th

George Clooney heading to Omaha for new film

Jan 29th

meredithnyc: yoquieropancakes: booksarebetterthanboys: ...

Jan 29th

Things You Don't Know About Me- #7-10

This just keeps getting better, people. And longer. Oops. 7. When I was 18, my grandmother took me...

Jan 29th

Dear Tumblr readers,

In the past, you have all been very helpful with helping me decide on things to buy! Well, I need...

Jan 29th

This shoe is very lovely, but holy hell it hurts to look at....

Jan 29th

“I would only do it if there was a reason you can’t...”
— Alissa, after I sent her a pic...

Jan 29th

Apparently, Oh No They Didn't is broken.

Through the years this website has gone up and down in my esteem, but I still check it fairly...

Jan 29th

“I’m 30 years old and I have to sleep in the bunky bed.”
— Fabio’s quote of the...

Jan 29th

The baby's name is CHARLIE!

<tear>

Jan 29th

Sometimes I talk to people and I think,...

Like, you are a grown ass adult. Can’t you be a good person? Fuck.

Jan 29th

I promise I'll be better this time

I am totes playing right now. Sorry Alissa, I attempted to ford the river and you drowned. Oops. ...

Jan 28th

Watch

You know how I love Obama stories that involve the Jonas Brothers. :)

Jan 28th

This is why we need to adopt “climate change” as...

Jan 28th

Things You Don't Know About Me- #2-6

A continuation the meme from hell… 2. I broke my finger in 3rd grade chasing boys around the...

Jan 28th

I have been in a training meeting all day and have 14 pages worth of content to run through here on...

Jan 28th

Things You Don't Know About Me: #1

Okay, I give up. I can no longer stand idly by while I get tagged over and over and over again with...

Jan 28th

You know when that “Ooh, I’m going to be sick” feeling overtakes you. Yeah,...

Jan 28th

Finally finally finally, I have written up my inauguration experiences. Since I am pretty sure that...

Jan 27th

Jill Biden Begins Teaching at DC Area...

Jan 27th

Cutegasm: Animal Planet Will See Your...

Jan 27th

“NBC pulled the plug on a PETA pro-veggie commercial planned...”
— p6 (via meredithnyc) Holy...

Jan 27th

My hair was fucking stunning this...

Then, the Metro fiasco happened. And hour and a half later, I am finally at work, in a less good...

Jan 27th

sistermarymartha: Microsoft hates me at work too. BLUE...

Jan 27th

The view out my window! It snowed!!! Oh happy Day! I wish I...

Jan 27th

Watch

Dear Olivia Palermo, I’m sorry, are you unaware of your role on this show? “Sounding...

Jan 27th

Baby James lost to Tsonga today. That kid is a damn machine....

Jan 26th

Uno Mas: Sick of this 'Sensitive' Season, MTV...

Jan 26th

Happy Chinese New Year. This is the best thing I have seen...

Jan 26th

On Friday, we had “Where were You Friday” at the office where we discussed our...

Jan 26th

And Gary Oldham makes me cry....

Jan 26th

I just can't get behind mayonnaise. I'm...

I also don’t really love mayonnaise, but seriously that mango mayonaise at Spike’s place...

Jan 26th

Listen

You know how there are songs that take you back to times in your life. Songs where you can actually...

Jan 25th

subjecttochange: This is my contribution to the gun debate. ...

Jan 24th

I call my 91 year old grandmother every weekend to say hello, talk to her about the week’s...

Jan 24th

Executive Orders and Presidential Memoranda

Jan 24th

You people are just killing me with this shit. urg: ...

Jan 24th

Boy Toy Marat got his ass kicked in straight sets by Federer...

Jan 23rd

“The benevolent baldy serves up a sad epilogue to that kiss...”
— Hosea, via nymag.com -...

Jan 23rd

MCCXXIII Is Closed

Jan 23rd

“We didn’t bring back Jeffrey Dean Morgan just because he’s a...”
— also of the Grey’s...

Jan 23rd

“The first and most obvious relationship that needs...”
— Grey’s Anatomy writers...

Jan 23rd

Watch

Se a Vida E - Pet Shop Boys I lived in England for a few months in 1996 with my family. We watched...

Jan 23rd

Christ on a cracker I have hated every second of this...

Jan 23rd

I just got out of the shower and forgot to put conditioner in my hair. Which, if you have seen my...

Jan 23rd

Dinner of fresh mozzarella and tomatoes. In other news, I...

Jan 22nd

Puritans, pity reblogs, bacon, SNPD is a...

sistermarymartha: (via inothernews) THIS IS A PITY REBLOG. AND A PLEA FOR ATTENTION. REBLOG ME...

Jan 22nd

I feel so left out of the internet...

because I went to bed early instead of watching Top Chef and Lost. I am trying my hardest not to be...

Jan 22nd

Joy, you are also my No. 1 Crush! :) You are so...

Jan 22nd

I slept ten hours last night and woke up in the exact same position I started in. I’m also...

Jan 22nd

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The only thing left to tell you is actually the coolest part. Wednesday, I was invited to...

Jan 22nd

“I never thought I would hear you say that.”
— TY, in response to me saying...

Jan 22nd

Today, I met Michelle Obama...

I am in the process of documenting the last four days. They were overwhelming and exciting and...

Jan 21st

Jonas Brothers suprise visit to the White...

Jan 21st

The President and First Lady at the Youth Ball Ya’ll,...

Jan 21st

a little von trapp of me

I wasn’t really hanging out. I was more just standing around next to them and they mentioned...

Jan 21st

Awwww

sistermarymartha: jgh: Y’all probably already know this, but I just heard on the news that...

Jan 21st

Mark was at the Ball Erica, Jane and I were at. But, we saw...

Jan 21st

a little von trapp of me

Here’s a little inside info I learned hanging out with the Jonas Brothers last night. They are...

Jan 21st

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The next morning, Jane and I woke up at 6:30 am to walk over to the swearing in. The high for the...

Jan 21st

After a wonderful, amazing morning, I am back aat Jane and Kevin’s. This morning was amazing...

Jan 20th

Happy day!

Jan 20th

Good morning! Happy Inauguration Day!

Jan 20th

Monday, January 19, 2009

I woke up Monday excited about the Kid’s Concert. But first, I needed my swearing in tickets. I had...

Jan 20th

Jonas Brothers sound check

Jan 19th

Monday, January 19

Today has been declared a National Day of Service. I do a lot of volunteer work, but today was...

Jan 19th

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Sunday was the day I was going to skip. Did I really need to walk 5 extra miles to watch some...

Jan 19th

Inauguration Introduction

I should have done this at the end of every night, but the exhaustion just took me over....

Jan 19th

White Whine award to an entire city??

Liz, my dear, you know I love you, but no. This “things like this happen all the time in New...

Jan 19th

Officially, there is nothing cooler then a couple hundred people jumping up and down to Shout!

Jan 18th

Through the checkpoint just in time. 15 minutes till the...

Jan 18th

Rahm is on Meet the Press.

Color me excited.

Jan 18th

2 hours later, I am home...

Tonight, my friends and I left a bar at 1:15 am. A bar that is less then 7 miles from my home. I am...

Jan 18th

“That man. His pants are always loose.”
— Ali, the cab driver, on Bill...

Jan 18th

Why was Don King just on CNN talking...

Didn’t we already get rid of that with the 14th Amendment?

Jan 18th

Dear JSD,

Thank you dearly for accompanying me during this crazy crazy adventure. Confession time for you...

Jan 17th

“We got to meet Sasha and Malia at the ‘Ellen’...”
— Joe Jonas I’m pretty...

Jan 17th

Details of my White House trip...

Are basically sketchy at this point. I am pretty sure I have to pass the background check before...

Jan 17th

Now in hand. Aren’t they pretty?

Jan 17th

They called me back!!!

The PIC called me back!!! Yay! Thank you all for good thoughts!! More details later!! Ahh! They...

Jan 17th

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There is nothing I can do about it, except you know. Kick myself....

Jan 17th

Dear world, I think I fucked up tonight. Like, upsettingly badly. And not with anything tragic, but...

Jan 17th

Friday Night Lights is back tonight! WATCH It!

Jan 16th

Have we publicly shamed these assholes?

Jan 16th

My name means 'Wild, Frenzied'. I likes!

sistermarymartha: sedatedm: Via petunamarmoset Oh what a SHOCK. My is not found in either...

Jan 16th

Dear Josh Schwartz,

Dear Josh, I have heard you are producing a new Gossip Girl spin off that will focus on Lily...

Jan 16th

If you can't spell his name right, you...

(via sistermarymartha) AMEN! This (and a lot… TWO WORDS) are HUGE pet peeves of mine!

Jan 16th

MSNBC is reporting a US Airways plane...

Honey, I’m not going to sugar coat it and say everything is ok, but the flight thing is not as...

Jan 15th

MSNBC is reporting a US Airways plane...

Why can I not find anything on this?!?

Jan 15th

W. T. F.

Jan 15th

Wait a minute!

Tumblr meetup is on Sunday! Ooh! That is a whole new world.

Jan 15th

So, I have talked a lot about the actual Inauguration, but not my specific plans. Well, we are 5...

Jan 15th

“I see boooshes and trees and I theenk, we are not going to...”
— Fabio on last night’s...

Jan 15th

Next Wednesday, at my office...

House Coat Wednesday Wednesday, January 21 All Day FAQs Q: What IS a house coat? A: A coat to be...

Jan 15th

Apparently it snowed a teeny tiny bit last night!

Jan 15th

“People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to...”
— Chuck Klosterman (via sooshi,...

Jan 15th

Listen

songsyouusedtolove: Day 114. Yeah, I still love this song. In fact, it has been my cell phone ring...

Jan 15th

Wow. I'm pissing ya'll off right and...

Jan 14th

katoleary: sistermarymartha: CK, I don’t disagree with those sentiments, I disagree with the...

Jan 14th

And since I am going there, I will also...

(via sistermarymartha) My full on actual dream job is to work for O Philanthropy. Seriously. I...

Jan 14th

sistermarymartha: katoleary: enjoli: sistermarymartha: mintygreen: Sorry, SMM. Science makes...

Jan 14th

OH NOES! He’s leaving again! :( Also, TSA really...

Jan 14th

Barack Obama's letter to his daughters...

I was just about to post this, but didn’t have time during work to screw with all the copying...

Jan 14th

A mix of politicians, writers,...

I have seen the list. It includes Michael Chabon and the “Obama Girl.” I would be super...

Jan 14th

I would recognize that ugly ass airport anywhere! Lord in...

Jan 14th

I hear Erica is coming to DC for a ball! When are you coming down? Also, I think we should do an...

Jan 14th

Pretty boys in the morning. (via fabulash)

Jan 14th

Dear 90210,

No one would ever lose their virginity to David Archuleta. Start employing Alexandra Patsavas,...

Jan 14th

Olivia Palermo...

I am finally getting around to watching last nights episode of The City. Here’s what I have...

Jan 14th

Dinner Rehash: Leftover barbecue pork...

I just got home. I should probably eat dinner since it is 9:30 pm. Hmm. ...

Jan 14th

We're Defecting!

Oh book clubs. I am pretty sure that would involve me having to finish a book. And, since I still...

Jan 14th

Confidential to CK: check ur effbee...

(via sistermarymartha) Right back atcha, kid!

Jan 13th

Dear Everyone Getting All Up In Arms...

kiamatthews: Lay off. Sometimes a 15 year-old is hot. Sometimes a 16 year-old boy in a band with his...

Jan 13th

Excuse me?!

How does Bow Wow get invited to perform at the Kids Inaugural concert after having actual sex scene...

Jan 13th

Watch

God, I hope TiVo knew about this!

Jan 13th

Mint.com

Ooh! Ooh! Me! I use Mint.com. And, I love it. I use it all the time. I love that it lets me track...

Jan 13th

Watch

One week from today, I will be at the base of the Capitol building, watching Barack Obama being...

Jan 13th

Gossip Girl last night was amazing...

For love of Joy, I didn’t post how amazing the show was last night. West Coast delays suck and...

Jan 13th

I can genuinelly not function. I have had a headache for about 24 hours now… one that has...

Jan 13th

I am always amazed at how much warmer...

(via sistermarymartha) I figured this out at 9:30 last night. Right before I fell asleep. I love...

Jan 13th

Thank GOD!

Gossip Girl finally mentions Clueless as, if they did it, we can too!

Jan 13th

“Musical performers scheduled for the event include Beyonce,...”
— Initial Talent Line-up...

Jan 12th

PHT- when it comes to makings for...

(via sistermarymartha) I need a new Facebook picture, but I’m not sure that is what your real...

Jan 12th

Robin Givhan on Michelle Obama's Sense of...

Jan 12th

Robin Givhan on Michelle Obama's Sense of...

Jan 12th

“Despite all the pound puppy advocacy that has lit up the...”
— News At 10: It’s Getting...

Jan 12th

Food delivery in DC

mandalay: Any options besides pizza and chinese/japanese?  If I pay you $20, will you bring me a...

Jan 12th

Colin Farrell with Guliana Rancic is AMAZING! Just. Loved it!

Jan 12th

He’s Just Not the Into You will be the worst movie I see all year. And yet, I will be there,...

Jan 12th

NBC is so getting fined for that shit!

Jan 12th

I got flamed for not liking Angelina.

(via sistermarymartha) By whom?!? Dude. Tumblr bitches have your back!

Jan 12th

Why is Angelina so smug?

(via sistermarymartha) Didn’t you hear? Every man wants to fuck her and every woman wants to...

Jan 12th

When people like Kate Winslet are so overcome with emotion, I cry. News flash, I cry a lot....

Jan 12th

redcarpetliveblog: Jessica Capshaw is now on Grey’s. And she...

Jan 12th

Bullshit, Tina Fey

Everyone on the internet LOVES you!

Jan 12th

Tracy Morgan’s 30 Rock acceptance speech means it is...

Jan 12th

Renee Zellweger just scared me when she showed up on TV. And now is when I thank my little ass...

Jan 12th

Know what I always forget?

Alec Baldwin was absolutely in Notting Hill.

Jan 12th

UGH

Ben Silverman on my television. Ugh dude. You offend me with your bastardization of your network....

Jan 12th

I saw Frost Nixon today...

And, I left feeling like Nixon was a much more sympathetic character then I ever knew.

Jan 12th

And now, I cry about Heath Ledger.

Jan 12th

downhillupriver: redcarpetliveblog: I heard Reese was there. Where? Oh who the fuck cares,...

Jan 12th

Hi pretty Star Trek boys!

Jan 12th

Go go! NPH! Go!

So help me God, I will yell if Piven wins again!

Jan 12th

totally forgot that the golden globers...

unicornfandance: (yeah i know i called them the golden globers but whatever) so this means i have...

Jan 11th

meredithnyc: love. This reminds me! Tonight is my favorite...

Jan 11th

Potentially Embarrassing Question: What was...

Jan 11th

OMG, how much do people hate us right...

(via sistermarymartha) I just came home to this madness and had 100 posts to read. It was a little...

Jan 11th

“It’s the Arizona birds versus the Carolina cats. Lame....”
— Krysia, when I wondered who...

Jan 11th

This is really making me happy. If it actually snows on...

Jan 11th

Confession

In the last 24 hours, I have purchased three new dresses. None are ball appropriate, but all are...

Jan 10th

I hate to say it, but this is the exact dress I want to wear...

Jan 9th

Listen

songsyouusedtolove: Day 105. This is my new favorite Tumblr!

Jan 9th

“Also, seriously, is going down on someone now totally OK on...”
— My Grey’s Anatomy major...

Jan 9th

I hope they are getting Chicken Fingers...

The 2009 Inaugural Luncheon Menu First Course Seafood Stew Duckhorn Vineyards, 2007 Sauvignon...

Jan 9th

You have no idea how hard it was to...

(via sistermarymartha) You just gotta sing the song!! O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A! Where the wind comes...

Jan 9th

Haven't heard his name all game.

peterwknox: Who plays quarterback for the Florida team? I don’t think anyone likes him enough to...

Jan 9th

Here's a fun problem to have...

So, let’s say I know someone who will be attending one of the official Inaugural Balls. In...

Jan 9th

Congrats Peter… That said, I kind of want to give...

Jan 9th

PLEASE, NO FNL SPOILERS!!!!

Don’t worry. I have a strict no spoiler policy on shows that I know no one has seen yet. That...

Jan 8th

Just watched the Friday NIght Lights episode from last night. I feel like I have no reason to watch...

Jan 8th

STOP! PLEASE!! Make a different face!

Jan 8th

Who keeps telling this child to pose like this!?!?? Stop...

Jan 8th

“Ees no tope scallops!”
— Silly Fabio on Top Chef My...

Jan 8th

Oh dear God. Just watched the end of last night’s 90210 and a Joshua Radin song closed the...

Jan 8th

Watch

It’s been a while since I subjected ya’ll to Gossip Girl previews, but last week’s...

Jan 7th

Oh my Goodness! Tennis season is almost upon us! Marat and...

Jan 7th

Speaking of Inaugural festivities… I would like to...

Jan 7th

Seriously? You want me to go to a party with Luke? I mean, I...

Jan 7th

This has to be a Chuck Close photo, right? Can you imagine...

Jan 7th

Embarassingly I am watching the Real...

Which is actually not horrible, mostly because it integrates old old cast members (ANDRE &...

Jan 7th

You say that now. But then, one night, early in the season you’ll tune in for The City, only...

Jan 6th

Charlie Tamara Tulip and Dolly Rebecca...

meredithnyc: brianvan: Twin girls for Romijn John Stamos and Jerry O’Connell in, two babies...

Jan 6th

Mint.com

I’m really excited that everyone’s New Year’s resolutions involve keeping track of...

Jan 5th

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff Are Engaged Eww....

Jan 5th

NPH heads to New York to host SNL. Color me excited!

Jan 5th

Alternatively:

I used to have an actual tshirt that said kissing bandit. I may actually still have that somewhere. ...

Jan 5th

i wish there was a channel that...

meredithnyc: lizlemon: derbygirl: sufjanssteven: unicornfandance: specifically hawaii and...

Jan 5th

Ok, I will actually be 30 minutes...

It is much harder to pick out what to wear to work when half your clothes are in a UPS facility in...

Jan 5th

I will be 15 minutes late to work...

because of my insistance on sleeping last night. I went to bed at 7:30. I woke up at 7:45. I had a...

Jan 5th

Horrid pic of me, but posting because Alissa looks adorbs...

Jan 4th

In bed...

This evening, my fortune cookie said… “Your greatest asset is your earning ability....

Jan 4th

Here’s a fun little tidbit about my night. As we may know, I am clumsy. So, when I fell...

Jan 3rd

This is a pitcher of liquor. Entirely liquor. This is the...

Jan 3rd

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

I’m getting drunk tonight. I am getting ready for a fancy dinner with Alissa and Jon and have...

Jan 3rd

I just accepted a date from someone who...

(via sistermarymartha) Wait… Its bad to continue to date someone after they don’t call...

Jan 2nd

Thorns exposed in Rose

Jan 2nd

My Huskers are giving me fits against Clemson! They hav...

Jan 1st

Puppy Cody. He is actually kind of an old man, but still the...

Jan 1st

“I don’t go to your job and knock the dicks out of your...”
— Kathy Griffin just made...

Jan 1st

Forty minutes till my New Year's!...

Jan 1st

I just motherfucking sabred a motherfucking bottle of...

Jan 1st