life as i know it...

SEE! Her dress is amazing!!

Oct 2nd

Squee! Chuckles and Blair! Also, Blair’s dress is...

Oct 2nd

Dear Barack Obama, Honey. Sweetheart. Love of my political life. It is you and me, baby. You know I...

Oct 2nd

hannahhurt: AHHH MY HEART IS SINGING! I love this show! It...

Oct 2nd

trappedintime: Forbin got into something he wasn’t supposed to overnight and is in the emergency...

Oct 1st

“I just want to make a comment about the obvious issue and...”
— John McCain, talking to the...

Oct 1st

Jezebel, et.al. just gave me my list of...

Oct 1st

Dear All the Wine, Thank you for showing me this. Because a blog called I am Chuck Bass is so...

Oct 1st

Soup’s favorite Anne Hathaway is holding her own on Letterman with questions about the former...

Oct 1st

In which I liveblog The Hills... 20...

I was actually going to liveblog because this episode was SO GOOD! Like, finally something awesome...

Oct 1st

NYTimes article about Tom Brokaw & Meet the...

Sep 30th

Watch

thepoliticalpartygirl: Palin mocks Joe Biden for being old?  Sweetie, I’m not sure if you know...

Sep 30th

urg: I *cannot wait* to tell my daughter the exact same...

Sep 30th

thepoliticalpartygirl: obama08: gregbrown: Obama gave a...

Sep 30th

My office does about 2/3’s of its banking through Wachovia. To say that our accountant is a...

Sep 29th

Jezebel's Past Fashion - School Daze

Sep 29th

Nights out in DC

Sep 27th

It is the middle of the night and we have closed the stadium...

Sep 26th

Nats game. Canceled due to rain. Doesn’t mean I...

Sep 26th

Chris and V are excited to be done with the season. Clearly...

Sep 26th

Watch

Oh Jesus! Thank God for this clip. The only bright point of my day. “Are you gay?” Oh,...

Sep 25th

Would have actually been on time to work today, except I am currently stuck on a Metro train that...

Sep 24th

Things I should not watch before I go to...

urg: Fringe. SERIOUSLY!! This is the scariest fucking show on fucking television. And, I have now...

Sep 24th

I am using my better judgement and stepping away from the blog before I say anything I regret, or...

Sep 23rd

Sound the trumpet, strumpets!

urg: “Dan betrayed us in this episode (or the writers betrayed Dan, but if we must recognize the...

Sep 23rd

“Barack Obama has brought the sleazy gutter politics of...”
— McCain spokesman Brian Rogers ...

Sep 23rd

Daily Intel

Sep 23rd

My office is closed today to make  up for our constant working last week at conference. I am, of...

Sep 22nd

WHHAAA? Weirdest. Couple. Ever. Even if they are only...

Sep 22nd

“Imagine if McCain wins the election, then dies. I feel like...”
— John Klancer This is funny...

Sep 22nd

Conversion Van for Change

Sep 21st

View in Denver this morning

Sep 19th

Dear Giant Fucking Three Day Headache, Please leave me alone. I know I brought you on by coming to...

Sep 19th

So, my morning was interesting. Up at 6am for my flight to Denver, stuck in traffic watching the...

Sep 17th

Is it weird that everytime I read or watch something with a particularly sad ending, I think to...

Sep 16th

Gossip Girl had its best ratings of the season last night. Nothing to write home about, but momentum...

Sep 16th

Dear Apple, When my friend’s DVR doesn’t record Gossip Girl, it isn’t your fault....

Sep 16th

“There would be alcohol involved, right?”

Sep 16th

What Has Obama Done As Senator?

Thank you to Soup for blogging this. Also, file this under emails I sent to my father. :) ...

Sep 16th

“What names does he call you when you make love?”...”
— The ever hilarious Daily...

Sep 16th

XOXO

Urg really is me, except way better at it. Today, I tried to make my hair look Blair Waldorf like....

Sep 16th

I can’t decide which was the predominant factor in me liking this episode of the Hills so...

Sep 16th

Happy Hour with the DGs

Sep 15th

“Thanks to the person for whom this whole video was made:...”
— Sarah Silverman, when...

Sep 15th

“People talk about how strange it must have been growing up...”
— -Chuck Klosterman (via...

Sep 15th

Rove: McCain went 'too far' in ads

Sep 15th

Where I am spending my day.

Sep 14th

Watch

It isn’t negative. It isn’t flashy. It is direct, clean, to the point and as informative...

Sep 13th

“Today on “The View,” John McCain defended his campaign’s...”
— Obama spokesperson Hari...

Sep 12th

All day, I have desperately wanted to post spoilery spoilerific pictures of the fab and hein Project...

Sep 12th

McCain on The View - The Clips

Sep 12th

Oh Hanne… I should give you my Mom’s email. No...

Sep 12th

My day has started with crying. Literal and actual sobs, in my car, after I hung up on my father....

Sep 12th

Oh My God! That is amazing. My mom would be incredibly...

Sep 12th

The Jezebel girls have guilt tripped me into participating...

Sep 11th

I went to the doctor this morning. For the first time in… well, a while. He took 6 vials of...

Sep 11th

Apparently the US Army is doing air drops of food and water for the new Real World-Road Rules...

Sep 11th

You guys. I just found a tumblr who may be my San Francisco twin. She writes about politics and the...

Sep 10th

Wolves, Lower

My favorite part about this ad… when you go to factcheck.org, you can see their response to...

Sep 10th

Uh, at first I thought this was Chace Crawford. It...

Sep 10th

Could I love Blair’s outfit any more? The answer is...

Sep 10th

Thank God Marc Jacobs is around to give us color in this super muted fashion week.

Sep 10th

10:30 am cupcake run makes my day a wee bit brighter

Sep 10th

“Demands for energy in the coming years are going to go...”
— Thomas Friedman about the...

Sep 10th

“This phony lecture on gender sensitivity is the height of...”
— Obama advisor Anita Dunn about...

Sep 10th

Let the Cupcake Games Begin: GoG

Sep 10th

Actual email and my bitchy response...

Caveat… I am not sure if you have noticed, but I love tennis. And I am the one my friends go...

Sep 9th

I had sushi for lunch today, lo mein for dinner last night and chicken dumplings for dinner the...

Sep 9th

Watch

Good God. Could Obama just start using these actual clips in their ads? Hilarious campaign ads would...

Sep 9th

This is cool. I am also terribly excited to not live in a...

Sep 9th

“No one becomes a stripper until they get to college.”
— Alissa Best comment of my...

Sep 9th

soupsoup: gillianmae: from The Washington Post In case...

Sep 9th

Shitty shitty weather! GO THE EFF AWAY! Raining and 80...

Sep 9th

They just played my favorite Death Cab song on this ridiculous episode of The Hills, in relation to...

Sep 9th

“Lordy, Lordy, look who’s forty. Or at least a well...”
— Gossip Girl Also, my...

Sep 9th

Britney just clapped when Russell asked America to elect Barack Obama. Also, this is literally the...

Sep 8th

I am at the grocery store right now, sneaking around corners hoping I don’t see anyone. I got...

Sep 7th

Sorry, Bobby Flay.

This is the saddest story I have ever heard. The neighborhood isn’t THAT bad! I went a few...

Sep 7th

See?

Sep 6th

Why does Little J look SO different then she used to? It...

Sep 6th

Dear Wednesday, I can’t wait to see you! You will be...

Sep 6th

That’s Stan. Singing Bicycle Race by Queen :)

Sep 5th

You saw Young@heart, the movie? Here they are singing...

Sep 5th

Wii, embracing the old people demographic. I got to play Wii...

Sep 5th

Hanging with the old people. Our booth is next to the giant...

Sep 5th

Watch

Dear Katie, Watch the last 40 seconds of this clip. You can thank me later. XOXO, Caro

Sep 5th

“I think you were perspicacious in your original assessment.”
— Bill O’Reilly to Barack...

Sep 5th

“Mrs. Palin needs to be reminded that Jesus Christ was a...”
— Wilke’s gchat status (via...

Sep 4th

The politics stuff is making my blood pressure go through...

Sep 4th

Roomie Schwa: and apparently being a community organizer is a bad thing now
Roomie's friend: I noticed that
Roomie's friend: But teenage pregnancy is A-OK
Roomie's friend: as long as you don't abort the baby and force the mother and father to enter into a union 87 percent certain to end in a messy divorce

Sep 4th

Did anyone else see the button that said “Hottest Governor, Coolest State”? Or the one...

Sep 4th

Becca. I really need you to talk me off a ledge. I am pretty sure my neighbors have called the cops....

Sep 4th

Can someone explain to me why Levi Johnston is at convention? I am really not seeing the logic...

Sep 3rd

US Open Fun Fact of the day

The next match in Arther Ashe Stadium will have Andy Murray (cough asshole cough) taking on Juan...

Sep 3rd

“I don’t remember watching much TV during college. I...”
— Me, when Krysia was suprised I...

Sep 3rd

90210

I forgot to mention my favorite part of the show, which you totally hit on. “That teacher is...

Sep 3rd

90210

Ok, first, this show is straight up awful. Like, horrid acting, horrid plotlines and horrid...

Sep 3rd

The US Open organizers have got to be freaking out. The night session was supposed to start 40...

Sep 2nd

A lot of my photos from this year’s open are finally...

Sep 2nd

Remember a few months ago when I flipped my shit over...

Sep 2nd

Apparently it could be worse… I could also be watching One Tree Hill. JK! Loves you Wine! I...

Sep 2nd

“Jessica, if they are writing about Dan to secretly torture...”
— Commentor on the Daily...

Sep 2nd

“Well, my week has peaked.”
— Me, after Gossip Girl. (via...

Sep 2nd

MAJOR MESSY NBC SHAKEUP AHEAD: Network Wants...

Sep 2nd

Dear 8 pm, I wish you would hurry up and get here. Thanks, CK

Sep 1st

I just realized how sad it is for Rafa to have to play 3 Americans on his way to the quarters. Poor...

Sep 1st

Aww, Lauren is keeping my seats company! lfarm: Day 3....

Sep 1st

Finally, Rafa Nadal. Number one in the world. Number one in...

Sep 1st

James Blake. A joyful moment, before he lost. My favorite of...

Sep 1st

Juan Martin Del Porto… or Ryan from the Office? Juan...

Sep 1st

Crazy Andy Murray, ex tennis boyfriend. Current tennis...

Sep 1st

Sam Querry, super tall ex boyfriend lookalike tennis...

Sep 1st

Gael Monfils, crazy tennis dancing boyfriend.

Sep 1st

Andy Roddick, original tennis boyfriend.

Sep 1st

Case and point… Robby Ginepri. I always cheer for...

Sep 1st

Is it so wrong?

I hope this isn’t wrong. Because then my ten years of Open attending would be down the drain....

Sep 1st