life as i know it...

So, LFarm was sitting 3 or 4 rows behind me at the Open. I...

Aug 31st

I have spent 38 of the last 72 hours watching tennis in...

Aug 31st

The ball I caught. Also, am acting as backup line judge

Aug 28th

Great tennis tomorrow! Almost to DE and deciding my matches...

Aug 27th

Watch

This is a serious spoiler clip from the new season of Gossip Girl. I think it is from the third...

Aug 27th

We can absolutely call ahead and order from at least a few...

Aug 27th

Line outside of Hello Cupcake is not insane and it is cool...

Aug 26th

Clips: "Clintons 4 McCain" Crazy Takes On...

Aug 26th

Watch

You saw Teddy Kennedy, right? Well, watch it here!

Aug 26th

Marat Safin could not have looked hotter at The Open...

Aug 26th

On top of watching the DNC Convention and The Hills tonight,...

Aug 26th

I agree too!! allthewine: Cosign. danhacker: Whatever...

Aug 26th

Michelle Obama loves this country. She just said so on TV! See!

Aug 26th

I gave up on a packing list and have just decided to pack practically everything I own. I am going...

Aug 26th

Boss: What is that boy band that is really popular right now?
Caroline: The Jonas Brothers?!?!
[Leaving out the boring conversation that relates to work and if one of our members is connected to them. We decide they aren't because member is in Oregon and I volunteer that the Jonas Brothers live in New Jersey and California.]
Boss: I am impressed you know this much about this band. Did you research them when you saw their name on the list?
Caroline: Yes. That is why I know so much about them. (lies! All Lies! I know so much about them, even though I only know 2 songs! Yes! I did learn a new song this weekend!)
Boss: Good initiative!
Caroline: Thanks! (in head thinks how much all that time on the internets is paying off!)

Aug 25th

Exclusive: 'Lost' Resurrects Michelle...

Aug 25th

In the movie about his life, tennis player Juan Martin Del...

Aug 25th

Krysia: You LOOOOVE Ed Westwick. Which is confusing because I thought he was gay.
Caro: No way! He is just European. Those are easily confused.

Aug 25th

Things I learned just now...

The line outside of Hello Cupcake has 42 people in it. The current temperature is 91 degrees and...

Aug 25th

Butterfly in front of my office

Aug 25th

Shawn Johnson… Why you so adorable?!

Aug 24th

A few weeks back, I mentioned I did something really stupid, but I couldn’t talk about it unti...

Aug 24th

I was on Facebook this morning and wow,...

Once upon a time ago, right after I graduated from college, I was a Youth Director at the church I...

Aug 24th

Things that aren’t awesome. Teaching people to blog on your iPhone, then having them do it...

Aug 24th

bed time for CarreyK. iPhone pictures are way fun. I need to...

Aug 24th

IF you live in LA

dradams: someone very special is playing tonight……go see the angel sing. my word. that is a...

Aug 24th

dear Tumblr, It is 10:30 pm and I am drunk like whoa. Jeff said I have had two bottles of...

Aug 24th

I love this blog. I love this child. I love everything to do...

Aug 22nd

“You don’t get to be a prick forever just because some...”
— Megan over at Jezebel Crappy...

Aug 22nd

Rafa thinks you are hilarious! Haha! You can’t beat...

Aug 22nd

yeahmon: zachlinder: “America, this is our moment. This...

Aug 22nd

I know the Olympics have made me pretty sappy in general… I cry more often then normal these...

Aug 22nd

Party Animals

Aug 22nd

Dear Wheaton Target, I hate you. I will never go to you again. I would rather brave both the...

Aug 22nd

Oh My God! I have been trying to buy this DVD for 40 min....

Aug 22nd

“JONAS BREAK!!”

Aug 21st

Holy Amazing! sparqman: superamit: bhaggs: Had no clue ...

Aug 21st

Fall TV Preview: How To Talk About Fall...

Aug 20th

Actual Email I just sent.

To: Alissa From: Caroline Subject: Oh My God! Body: OMG!!! OMG!!!!!! O!M!G! OMG.

Aug 20th

“People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love...”
— Mother Teresa, Meditations...

Aug 20th

Listen

I genuinely can not believe they played a show tonight. The first time I ever saw Dave Matthews Band...

Aug 20th

“Nastia’s scrunchie love makes me like her less....”

Aug 20th

Oh My God. LeRoi Moore from Dave Matthews Band is dead!?! This is awful!

Aug 20th

Issues 7, 8, & 9 of this Justin Timberlake magazine that...

Aug 19th

This other Caroline as really hit the nail on the head with...

Aug 19th

My Girl Talk tickets came in the mail today. I will not be accidently throwing these away. October...

Aug 19th

“We’re going to head out on a global media tour and then...”
— Michael Phelps’s agent,...

Aug 19th

“Deploy gimmicks: Phelps should create his own, privately...”
— Dan Shanoff: Is Michael Phelps...

Aug 19th

“The John McCain of 2000 is not on the ballot in 2008. The...”
— Arianna Huffington, in...

Aug 19th

Exclusive: Bell, Thomas Orbit 'Veronica Mars'...

Aug 19th

“I cannot imagine topping that experience. I’ve never...”
— Joshua Radin. on singing at...

Aug 19th

Watching The Hills… Does Lauren have a wrist tattoo?

Aug 19th

Did anyone else watch the Roast of Bob Saget? Because parts were very painful and parts were very...

Aug 18th

Portia & Ellen's wedding

Apparently, red velvet cake was served and Joshua Radin was the entertainment. Seriously, Ellen just...

Aug 18th

I don’t know how this photo becomes the cover of a...

Aug 18th

Currently, the Jonas Brothers are about 12 blocks from my office. I am unsure if I am more sad that...

Aug 18th

Watch

When I first read that John Mayer had talked to some magazine about his breakup with Jennifer...

Aug 18th

Megs from Jez and cute former intern Justin

Aug 17th

Worst magazine cover photo Ever.

Aug 16th

Oh. My. God.

I am waiting at a bar at a nice restaurant for a friend. This incredibly loud group of 50 - 60 year...

Aug 16th

Compliment or Insult? You decide!

Kyle: Oh, you like that guy I saw on the Today Show this morning with the floppy hair.
Caro: I love boys with floppy hair
Kyle: haha, that figures
Caro: why is that?
Kyle: Just seems like you

Aug 15th

I am happy and then I am sad

bonusjonas: anjalouise: diniscans: Right now Bonus Jonas is the best tumblr out there. Thanks...

Aug 15th

Dear Fernando Gonzalez, You suck! I am ok when you beat James Blake fair and square. I am not ok...

Aug 15th

I am working from home today, which is so fun. Mostly because it gives me 6 extra hours of Olympic...

Aug 15th

For those keeping track, my Olympic cry count is at 14, thanks to an eventful evening with Ryan...

Aug 15th

“Bela Karolyi cam might be my favorite part of the Olympics.”

Aug 15th

Omg we almost got hit by a ball. That was terrifying. It...

Aug 14th

TY enjoying ben’s chilli bowl at Nats Park

Aug 14th

I am headed to Nats Park. In the rain. Instead of watching Lochte swim. My devotion to a last place...

Aug 14th

I am currently going mostly insane from the ammount of caffiene I have rushing through my veins on...

Aug 14th

Can Lochte beat Phelps? Peirsol?

(via Dan Shanoff) Ryan Lochte has the most monstrous challenge that any athlete has to face in the...

Aug 14th

JAMIE BEAT ROGER! Yay James Blake! Boo Roger Federer! Also,...

Aug 14th

I did something. Stupid. I can’t talk about it until I have fixed it, but Jesus Christ. This...

Aug 14th

I spent an hour last night talking with my best friend from college. She has had a rough couple of...

Aug 14th

This is depressing for the Nats. How are the Nats so bad?!

Aug 14th

Watch

This is the fourth thing I have watched or read today that have made me cry from laughter at my...

Aug 13th

Speaking of falling out of love

Aug 13th

falling out of love

mandalay: you know that feeling, when it’s passed the point of no return, when the love is lost,...

Aug 13th

I really hate when I buy a cute pair of Calvin Klein sandals from Nordstrom that look like this ...

Aug 13th

"Oh Schwa... you clearly have no idea...

The IM conversations Heather and I have during the Olympics are hilarious. Some clips from Tuesday...

Aug 13th

At Legg Mason, watching Safin. Mardy already lost. Roddick...

Aug 12th

This is me loving this headboard that has nothing to do with...

Aug 12th

Watch

Is there anything cuter then Michael Phelp’s dog? BTW, I feel sorry for anyone who reads this...

Aug 12th

prettyboys: Olympic Edition: Ryan Lochte Ok, so Ryan Lochte...

Aug 12th

It's Official: D.C. Gets Its Own Reality Show

Aug 12th

“I wish all Balenciaga bags could be thrown into a big hole...”
— Joel Madden First of all, I...

Aug 12th

yourdp: This is royally pissing me off right now. ME TOO!

Aug 11th

“I’m sure a state as progressive as Nebraska will...”
— A Deadspin commenter about an...

Aug 11th

Watch

Dear Cullen Jones, Will you be my boyfriend? You are the cutest. That smile melts me. :) Love,...

Aug 11th

9 Reasons why I am a loser...

Times I have cried (teared up really, no full on crying) so far during the Olympics… 1....

Aug 11th

Oh my God! This may be the happiest I have ever been on Aug....

Aug 11th

4 x 100m Mens Free

That was the most amazing 4 minutes of my entire life as a sports fan. Maybe even just the last 10...

Aug 11th

“Contains adult situations?! What is this? Count me in.”
— Roomie during the adult...

Aug 11th

Dear Alissa, I am so jealous. Love, Caro

Aug 10th

"Hey. Sorry to do this by email, but you may...

Aug 10th

Weirdest. Commercial. Ever.

This Yao Ming vs. Lebron James commercial annoyed me at first, but upon further review (because they...

Aug 10th

"poor caroline."

Me: it is almost cold here! Beautiful. Like, 78
Alissa: oh honey, it is like a high of 72 today. Poor Caroline.

Aug 9th

What the fuck is going on here?!? Hahahahaha

Aug 9th

Those little Chinese cheerleaders are making me tired. Poor girls.

Aug 9th

watching the opening ceremonies with Jane and Anna is insanely interesting. Very, super interesting.

Aug 9th

Dear DCers,

Hey ya’ll! A group of friends and I are going to The Park soon. We are apparently snobby snobs...

Aug 8th

The top sheet is the devil. When I was little, my mom would...

Aug 8th

ABDC

I am so sad Fanny Pack got kicked of Dance Crew! I love those kooky kids! And who the hell is...

Aug 8th

Watch

I just injured myself and knocked over a chair getting to the computer to see this preview. It is...

Aug 7th

Watch

Another year, another Redskins Eatern Motors commercials! What the hell are these guys doing?!...

Aug 7th

We are having a ridiculous arguement in the office over whether or not littler is a word. Also,...

Aug 7th

Confession

Last night, Michael Phelps was in my dream. I may be a little too excited about the Olympics. I...

Aug 7th

“In a monumental ruling for kickball fans everywhere WAKA,...”
— D.C. Kickball Suit of 2006...

Aug 7th

People are morons. Most people I would say.

Aug 6th

Watch

“See you at the debates, bitches!”

Aug 6th

OMG! It worked! I am the smartest person alive! Ok, a bit of...

Aug 6th

Non geek girl about to upgrade her RAM. This should be...

Aug 6th

The view from my desk… Because the AC isn’t...

Aug 5th

gossip girl WTF!

Wha?? I would be happy to explain, but what are you talking about??? allthewine: okay so I forgot...

Aug 5th

“You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug.”
— Magicstick, just on the...

Aug 4th

Heather: so the packers hired ari fleischer
me: uh, that is weird
though, he is my favorite republican press secretary
Heather: Kind of like your favorite rabbi?
me: similar, yes

Aug 4th

Dear Universe, I want this chair. Because it is the...

Aug 4th

I am afraid my eye doctor is also...

Me: Hi, I'd like to make an appointment to get my eyes checked (because I am somehow down to one single contact. Which is not helpful with two actual eyes.)
Eye Doctor Scheduler lady: I have an appointment tomorrow or... in September.
Me: Uh, ok, tomorrow it is. What time?
Eye Doctor Scheduler lady: 6 o'clock
Me: Alright. (I hope she means PM because I would rather go blind then wake up that early.) Is that in the evening?
Eye Doctor Scheduler lady: Oh yes. And our credit card machine is down, so bring cash. See you tomorrow.

Aug 4th

Dear Barack, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Love, Caroline

Aug 4th

Yea, Yea, the wonder twins are cute, but not as cute as Baby...

Aug 4th

Mad Men

I love this show. I love the clothes. I love the women fighting for their place in this world. I...

Aug 4th

“They should really consider moving the Pro Football Hall of...”
— My lovely roommate, Heather...

Aug 3rd

“Fuck Sean! It’s not his party!”

Aug 2nd

It is a beautiful day on the Mall!

Aug 2nd

at a bar opening in Bethesda

Aug 2nd

In the new US Weekly… I wonder if she said yes

Aug 2nd

Watch

Jon Stewart is the antidote to dumbass Elisabeth Hasselbeck. peterwknox: petersantiago: Jon...

Aug 1st

Ok, worth it!

Aug 1st

These cupcakes better be awesome!

Aug 1st

Watch

Guess what movie I am excited for? Michael Cera… when will you be old enough to play someone...

Aug 1st