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I genuinely wish that Elisabeth Hasselbeck would fade away. I actually originally wrote die in a...

Aug 1st

How much do I love this Chaise from Target?!

Jul 31st

Ok, I know I post a lot of Ed Westwick pictures. It is...

Jul 31st

My day just got stranger.

Dear Julia Allison, My boss just talked about you in a staff meeting. It was so weird. I suppose if...

Jul 31st

First, you were so right next to Lauren from the apparent...

Jul 31st

This photo makes me entirely happy! Maybe not so much for...

Jul 31st

“Heidi and Spencer declined to be interviewed for this story...”
— the new issue of Entertainment...

Jul 31st

lfarm: Joshua Radin I am so interested to know if the New...

Jul 31st

The Hill's 50 Most Beautiful... THE...

Becca includes photos… And my favorite part is the cute, laidback Dem girl with her reclining...

Jul 30th

Nbc: Is NBC's Ben Silverman About to Be...

Jul 30th

The Hill's 50 Most Beautiful is up...

Jul 30th

Joshua Radin - Breaking Hearts and...

So, here is my analysis of the Joshua Radin concert. Awkward. Fantastic. More awkward. More...

Jul 30th

mandalay: carolinek: I really hate that this night was so busy. I am sad I didn’t get to devote...

Jul 30th

“I don’t play that song anymore.”
— Joshua Radin, in response to...

Jul 30th

I really hate that this night was so busy. I am sad I didn’t get to devote enough time to the...

Jul 30th

kiamatthews: I was all set to write a long, structured post about interracial dating and my pretty...

Jul 29th

Why do I think this man is so hot? I mean, he is, but he...

Jul 29th

I’m here to warn you. Tonight, I am headed to the Joshua Radin concert at the Birchmere. Which...

Jul 29th

60 day countdown...

It is ridiculous that I am this excited about the BarStar reunion Seriously, it is happening in 60...

Jul 29th

“You’re never not allowed to be the hero of your own...”
— Elizabeth Gilbert

Jul 28th

Nothing annoys me more then those who ride their bike on the...

Jul 28th

Dear World, Please make my hair as awesome as Blake...

Jul 28th

Conor Oberst's new album is online for your...

Jul 28th

Cutest vespa ever! I could ride you to work everyday. :)

Jul 28th

Dear Mad Men, You were really good last night. Keep up the being awesome. Also, Paul’s beard...

Jul 28th

I stole caro’s phone!

Jul 26th

Happy hour was a little TOO happy! Eek!

Jul 26th

Hold me closer Johnny Klancer. sung by TY to the tune of...

Jul 26th

Tracey has had a few drinks!

Jul 26th

Happy Hour!

Jul 25th

“so, are you ladies here to sign up for the female arm...”
— the bartender at the palace of...

Jul 25th

My Secret Shame

I just watched Buzzin’ on MTV. It is a show that apparently follows some dude named Shwayze...

Jul 25th

Rave Review

Granville Moore’s rocked my socks off. The moules, the frites, the dips, the beer. Plus, it...

Jul 25th

We tried to go to spike’s but ended up at granville moore’s!! Yay!!

Jul 25th

Starstruck

The roomies and I are headed to Spike’s new restaurant in Cap Hill tonight. Restaurant is...

Jul 24th

“That is why the greatest danger of all is to allow new walls...”
— Barack Obama… Holy...

Jul 24th

Tangysweet for lunch

Jul 24th

DC Meetup 2: Book Of Secrets*

weliveindc: 2 Tumblr 2 Meetup will take place at Chef Geoff’s next Tuesday, July 29th.  We plan to...

Jul 24th

I’m not going to lie. I can’t keep track of all these generic brown haired girls on...

Jul 24th

Dear Tumblr,

Dear Tumblr, I am sorry my posts today have been about the Jonas Brothers and former teen bands I...

Jul 23rd

Watch

This was actually my favorite The Party song. Tiffani was my FAVORITE! I wanted to be just like...

Jul 23rd

Damon Pampolina

allthewine: Does anyone else remember The Party?  FLASHBACK. I had the biggest crush on Damon. ...

Jul 23rd

Does the Jonas Brothers on the cover of Rolling Stone make...

Jul 23rd

Tracie teaches us how to wear makeup... on...

Jul 22nd

New Hills Preview

Jul 22nd

“The self awareness of some people is mind boggling.”
— S Now that is a quote I can...

Jul 22nd

Every once in a while, I am feeling tired or overwhelmed by the suck or just plain annoyed with...

Jul 21st

My carryon in the giant empty seat next to me

Jul 21st

I can’t believe they just let me check that bag without making me pay. That bag weighed 78...

Jul 21st

SPOILER ALERT!

Jul 20th

Omaha World Hearld: Music acts this week...

Jul 20th

“I don’t hang out with my friends anymore. My friends grew up...”
— A. (via frangry) Hmm....

Jul 19th

Hey! I know him! Though, Tyler, you were robbed! No quote!...

Jul 19th

Cody stole my bed!!! :) He is the cutest!

Jul 19th

I have been here 10 days now and haven’t slept in the...

Jul 19th

Update on my big day...

I almost got out of bed today. I ate 3 pieces of toast. I saw TWO episodes of Law & Order: SVU...

Jul 18th

It is amazing to me that there are 600 Starbucks closing and none of the ones I would consider my...

Jul 18th

DCist: Anthony Bourdain in D.C. for 'No...

Jul 18th

I love the marketing for this television show!

Jul 18th

So sick, So annoyed

So, I am sick and gross and I won’t go onto any further details except to say I have tickets...

Jul 17th

“Holla at your boy…”
— Tim Gunn Oh Tim, why you make...

Jul 17th

This is the reason TiVo was invented.

I love Project Runway. I have since the very first Gristede’s challenge five seasons...

Jul 17th

It took 5 shoe salesman 35 minutes to find this left shoe in...

Jul 16th

It is good to be home! Thunderstorn Warning!

Jul 16th

I'm sick...

Caro: do you have any orange juice?
Dad: I have Corona...

Jul 14th

“Oh my God! Have I been away from the internet so long that I...”
— Me, just now.

Jul 13th

Reid, drinking his 9th milkshake

Jul 13th

Sights and Sounds of a Red State

Jul 12th

looking back and moving forward

I imagine tomorrow is going to be a pretty weird day. Tomorrow, we say goodbye to my aunt and uncle...

Jul 12th

My iPhone story

So, I have to say… the stories of the world falling to the ground around Apple and all the...

Jul 11th

Who doesnt need this shirt?

Jul 11th

Rush Hour in Omaha

Jul 10th

36 hour countdown

Jul 10th

“When that little boy with the glasses found out that he...”
— My mother… I have...

Jul 9th

Malia Obama's "best birthday"

Jul 9th

Bright Spot of the Day with the Cheapest...

Dad: Hey... We have a place to stay for the Open. Long lost cousin who has a part time house in Greenwich... she will be in Boston most of the weekend, but welcomes us to use the house and the tennis court out back.
Care: Ooh! Yay! Not sure when we will have time to play tennis this year though... we have tickets for Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday night and Friday. Any luck with Saturday tickets yet?
Dad: Yeah, I think I got those too. One of my vendors found out I am a tennis fan and asked if I would be interested in US Open tickets. I said we needed Saturday tickets. He is looking into seeing if we can use his company's box.
Care: Box? At the Open? Uh, good work Dad! Good Work! Now, we just need to find a deli between Greenwich and the Tennis Center to get our lunch.
Dad: Pumpkin, if we have a free mansion to sleep in and 4 days of free tickets, I may just spring for lunch on site.
Care: Whoa. You can't be serious. Do you not remember the waffle fry incident? I'm not sure if I can deal with that again.
Dad: $7.50 for a small waffle fry was insane! I was not buying that! We had already paid $60 to just get in the place.
Care: It was 11 pm! I hadn't eaten for 10 hours! The tennis wouldn't end! I was going to faint!
Dad: Well, this year the sky's the limit. Waffle fries for everyone! Maybe I will even buy you that giant tennis ball you always wanted.
Care: Dad, that was 10 years ago. And, I finally just bought one myself.

Jul 8th

prettyboys: Michael Phelps isn’t the prettiest boy in the...

Jul 8th

“If this doesn’t bring people to our sport, I...”
— John McEnroe, at the end of...

Jul 8th

“All I can think about is how nice it would be to have a baby...”
— Alissa — who intended to...

Jul 8th

Listen

juliaallison: My father sent me Samuel Barber’s Adagio for Strings, and I can’t stop listening to...

Jul 8th

“I’m Chuck Bass. I’m here to brighten your...

Jul 8th

ashleyriewer: Yeah, that’s an elephant AND a giraffe. ...

Jul 8th

Number Deletion Protocol

kiamatthews: How many unreturned voicemails warrants the deletion of a number from your phone? I’m...

Jul 8th

Debbie Downer...

I fixed myself a cocktail upon my return home from work this evening. The last half of the day kind...

Jul 7th

“Call when you get to the O town.”
— SH I feel like I am flying to...

Jul 7th

Absence makes the heart grow fonder...

I was kind of amazed by how quiet my dashboard has been today. Then I remembered Peter W. Knox is on...

Jul 7th

“Roger Federer looks fantastic holding that plate.”

Jul 6th

kiamatthews: RAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! This match gave me a coronary. I have no...

Jul 6th

It took NBC 4 sets to point out Gwen and Gavin sitting next to BitchFace Mirka in the Federer box....

Jul 6th

Sweet Caroline

caro: fatmanatee: I’ve had a few occasions in bars where Sweet Caroline comes on, and some random...

Jul 6th

Eff you Rain. I am going to get coffee. And a bagel. And a nap.

Jul 6th

Trivia: A few years ago, Nadal asked Roger Federer to play doubles with him. It never happened.

Jul 6th

I should probably not have fallen asleep for a 5 hour nap at 5:30 pm. It makes it more...

Jul 6th

Le Sigh… When does this show come back?? September...

Jul 5th

Maryland is a very small world :) Update… tonight I saw everyone you might need to see. ...

Jul 4th

Rain Delays...

What will they do if it rains the rest of the day and Clement and Schuettler can’t finish...

Jul 3rd

Watching the clock

I am leaving work in 40 minutes. I am super thrilled. But these 40 minutes are moving quite slowly....

Jul 3rd

Eww. Eww. Eww.

I can now trump Arlene’s roach stories. Granted these are not where I live and have thus far...

Jul 3rd

I haven’t been able to sleep yet this evening, so I instead watched Craig Ferguson. Which is...

Jul 3rd

Your Fourth Of July Throwgasm Breakdown

Jul 2nd

I just watched the first 5 minutes of The Dark Knight. Courtney, do you have our tickets yet?!

Jul 2nd

kiamatthews: Hov is really doing it up in the UK huh? Come...

Jul 2nd

Marat is the WINNER!

Jul 2nd

Wimbledon

Oh rain… why can’t you bother everyone on the women’s days? The boys wanna play!!

Jul 2nd

VERY VERY EXCITING THINGS! :)

Jul 1st

djgroovyslug: How did I get to be so incredibly fearful of cockroaches?  I grew up in Hawaii for...

Jul 1st

“Who wants an Angelina update?”
— Overheard in my Office…

Jul 1st

prettyboys: Hey goodlookin… Our first repeat… but who...

Jul 1st

Let it be known...

ashers: fatmanatee: that NYC tumblrs aren’t the only ones to bring the drama. Thanks DC! ...

Jul 1st