life as i know it...

VERY VERY EXCITING THINGS! :)

Jul 1st

djgroovyslug: How did I get to be so incredibly fearful of cockroaches?  I grew up in Hawaii for...

Jul 1st

“Who wants an Angelina update?”
— Overheard in my Office…

Jul 1st

prettyboys: Hey goodlookin… Our first repeat… but who...

Jul 1st

Let it be known...

ashers: fatmanatee: that NYC tumblrs aren’t the only ones to bring the drama. Thanks DC! ...

Jul 1st

Jon & Kate plus 8 is likely the cutest show on television. It is also the best part of the...

Jul 1st

I think my favorite part of Girl Talk, which I am painfully late to the game on, is that it totally...

Jun 30th

Call me back! Call. Me. Back! CALL! ME! BACK! Please, call me back. Thank you, The Management

Jun 30th

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years...”
— Did Heidi Montag just compare...

Jun 30th

I spoke too soon. Lleyton lost a hard fought tie breaker and then folded like a cheap suit in the...

Jun 30th

Wow. So, I may hate them both, but holy hell, this is some good tennis. Lleyton and Roger are really...

Jun 30th

Tomorrow, Lleyton Hewitt plays Roger Federer in the 4th Round of Wimbledon. I don’t know who...

Jun 30th

Annie (the dog) and I came in early because of the heat (for her) and the impending sunburn (for...

Jun 29th

Watch

Teddy won last night, guys! I am like a proud mama. I wasn’t there, but I have seen the video....

Jun 29th

Middle Sunday was entirely superfluous this year. It rained approximately 3 hours all of the first...

Jun 29th

I have to say… watching this original Saturday Night Live is really educational. The Muppets...

Jun 29th

Ed Westwick filming Gossip Girl last week in the Hamptons ...

Jun 28th

“I’ve already worked 60 hours this week and it...”
— My uncle. After he got home at...

Jun 28th

Caro's Second Best Dance Show

Tonight, while everyone I know was at the Nats-O’s game (seriously. Ten different people. What...

Jun 28th

My mother has had what you might call a “bad month…” Today, a 60 foot pine tree...

Jun 27th

The Buzz Bissinger Goodbye Post

Jun 27th

I love this tank. But, alas, me leaving the house without a...

Jun 27th

Puppy in the Office!!

Jun 27th

“Well, I don’t like her outfit. Can I put it this way?...”
— Alla Kudryavtseva, on beating...

Jun 27th

American tennis is flat out embarassing.

Jun 26th

American Apparel is bringing HyperColor shirts back…

Jun 26th

prettyboys: Every girl dreams of becoming a princess. Harry...

Jun 26th

This is a photo of Spencer Pratt, Perez Hilton and Heidi...

Jun 25th

Set your TiVos!

I’m not sure if you heard, but tonight is an absolute steller night for television. NBC is...

Jun 25th

Go Teddy Go!

sector19: Reasons I go to Nat’s Games: The President’s Race - to cheer for Teddy Food and...

Jun 25th

Go Teddy Go!

WHAT IS GOING ON?!? The Presidents are going CRAZY! Sunday, at the Nats game, I watched as Tom just...

Jun 25th

Internet Rumor Mill

E! Online is reporting that Ben Affleck and Jen Garner may be headed for “splitsville.”...

Jun 25th

Marat just beat Novak. UPSET TIME! Now, who will complete my...

Jun 25th

So....

k8e: For my new job I have to show them a copy of my birth certificate so my parents scanned it...

Jun 25th

sparqman: This rainbow in DC was insane yesterday. I was...

Jun 24th

This day have been ridiculously bad at it is only 10:30. I just keep chanting in my head. Central....

Jun 24th

First, I want this chick in the stripe shirt’s job....

Jun 24th

I left my purse at work today. When I figured it out I decided to drive back to work to grab...

Jun 24th

one hundred push ups

Jun 23rd

Dear Urban Outfitters, Thanks for making hats so cheap! I will be the cutest person ever to walk...

Jun 23rd

Dear Internets, I just spent $30 on hats. Hats that I don’t need. Hats that I have no...

Jun 23rd

Spotted: Caroline lusting after S’s shoes! And, how do...

Jun 23rd

“A frustrated Andy Roddick threw his racket at a garbage can...”
— Sports Illustrated…...

Jun 23rd

Watch

Arlene… saw this and thought of you. And about how much I love Brody!

Jun 23rd

If you are going to encourage 40,000 people to take the metro to the baseball game, you should run...

Jun 22nd

The mosquito bite on my face is freaking hot. Don’t let me try to convince you otherwise.

Jun 22nd

mad-thoughts: Nationals Park They may have lost, but the...

Jun 22nd

Now this is a pair of shorts I can get behind. But,...

Jun 20th

“Moving?? Where, where? Will you be nearer to me, and...”
— Me A little tipsy, a whole...

Jun 20th

In response to the previous post… Uh, I have magically planned my trip to miss the Jonas...

Jun 20th

“I’ll be home for 12 days. My mom and I will likely...”
— Me, to a friend, on my...

Jun 20th

Point, Click, Dumbass.

yourdp: Looking for a quick error/bloat check of your new website?  Punch the address into your...

Jun 20th

Confession.

britticisms: I just want to get some action this summer. There, I said it. :)

Jun 20th

Chuck. Sweetheart. Love of my Life. What the motherfucking...

Jun 19th

Apparently Money Can't Buy Class

Cindy McCain was on Good Morning America this morning talking once again about comments Michelle...

Jun 19th

I'm pretty sure today is campaigning to...

peterwknox: and I’m okay with that. Just wish I were outside, that’s all. I brought the laptop out...

Jun 19th

See, James Blake is my favorite! (via CarreyK)

Jun 18th

Jamie Blake is one of People’s Sexiest...

Jun 18th

When, Not If

ragdoll: adammcdowell: I knew it was going to happen, just not when. The Des Moines Register...

Jun 18th

Happy day :)

Jun 18th

Am buzzy at work after a morning of chopping veggies and drinking wine :) yay staff retreat

Jun 17th

We have our all staff work retreat today, which means we are going to a cooking class and drinking...

Jun 17th

It is raining cats & dogs!!

Jun 16th

Krys: What is the name of your horse shoe company?
Me: Dehner! And not horse shoes! Riding Boots!

Jun 16th

Silverdocs is kind of my favorite part of the summer. Last year I said, if I have to miss the...

Jun 16th

In reference to this post…

Jun 16th

“If you haven’t seen Luke Russert’s interview...”
— Deadspin Here is the Luke...

Jun 16th

“I never get tired of watching Carlos Guillen swing the bat.”
— Tiff… Vaguely...

Jun 16th

In which my former Youth Director and...

Me: I just saw you on TV!
Scott: You are watching the shady channels on cable again, aren't you?

Jun 16th

kelseyriewer: Maaaaaaannnn…The combination of Father’s Day...

Jun 16th

This has been a weekend of very high moments and very low moments. I spent Friday smiling, laughing...

Jun 15th

I have been wondering where James Carville has been all weekend during the Tim Russert memorials....

Jun 15th

Oh Ryan Gosling, you are the best part of my...

Jun 15th

Yogi Berra is on MSNBC talking about Tim Russert just crying and crying. The outpouring of support...

Jun 14th

I am still so upset about Tim Russert. I have spent most of my hungover afternoon sobbing in bed...

Jun 14th

I am in a cab right now but i could not be more upset about tim russert

Jun 13th

Thanks, TY. :) Me too! Yay for the Birthday Party tonight!

Jun 13th

Metropocalypse continues

There have now been three fires on Metro’s Red Line this fine morning… Two at Metro...

Jun 13th

Clusterfuck

Well, the commute to work today was, in short, a clusterfuck. There is a massive power outage...

Jun 13th

britticisms: grayandgreen: Remember when Judd Apatow...

Jun 13th

First, hilarious because no one knows...

Delivery Guy: So are you a UCF alum?
Me: No, I'm actually from Nebraska.
Delivery Guy: Ahhh Toe-peak-uhhhh. (ya, he really said it like that)
Me: Um, (awkward laugh) kind of, except that's more in Kansas.
Delivery Guy: Oh, I get all those confused...Nebraska, Arkansas, what have you - there all the same to me.
Me: Ya, the midwest is tricky.
Other delivery guy: I almost went to school in Nebraska...To play hockey.
Me: Really? (UNL has hockey???)
Other delivery guy: Ya, but I got caught up in a couple addictions (wink), you know what I mean.
Me: Ya I hear that happens...to people...I hear...sometimes.
Other delivery guy: Yep, I had to go where the money was.
Me: Money, money, money (awkward laugh). Okay, well have a great day.

Jun 13th

Breaking News - NBC ANNOUNCES ALL-STAR...

Jun 12th

I’m not usually one to cry racist, or sexist for that...

Jun 12th

FightTheSmears

Jun 12th

“As for me, I can see clearly now. XOXO, Gossip Girl”
— From the end of Hi, Society....

Jun 11th

“Just because you’re leaving doesn’t mean I’m letting you go.”
— Sandy Cohen, the best TV dad...

Jun 11th

djgroovyslug: This is one fucking awful storm. LOVES IT!

Jun 11th

Let me paint you a picture of my...

I am sitting in my room, in the dark, typing up resumes and cover letters. The temperature is a warm...

Jun 11th

Pretty boy. :) And such great shoes!

Jun 11th

Rocky Mountain Oysters

tylerriewer: I’m going to a Testicle Festival this Friday. Do they have those where you live? I...

Jun 10th

“This is Caroline. She can catch you up on where all the good...”
— My CEO to our new intern.

Jun 10th

Apparently I need to explain my previous picture. That is not the temperature outside. It is...

Jun 10th

Still hot!

Jun 10th

shut it down

girldeconstructed: As of Sunday, girldeconstructed will be no more. It’s been real, kids. Take...

Jun 9th

Plastic Surgeon In Aisle 2! -...

Jun 9th

Hey! Know what is boring? All this shit about iPhone aps. 3g!!! I WANT 3G!!! But, he did just say...

Jun 9th

Those Lingering Troublesome Late Night...

peterwknox: When you’re lying there, sweating through your sheets, praying for sleep and...

Jun 9th

My company, and boss, were in the New York Times this weekend. Which means work is twice as busy...

Jun 9th

Katie: oh my God why is it so hot in your room?!
Caroline (8 hours later): because I live in hell? Also, because it was 95 outside yesterday. You can imagine what it will be later today when it is 98 outside. Plus, the 80% humidity. But that will be nothing compared to tomorrow when it hits 100 around 3 pm and then starts raining at 4 pm. But, the temp will stay around 98 during the rain, so it will kind of be like a sauna.

Jun 9th

“There is no question about it. In the next 40 years a Negro...”
— Robert F. Kennedy, May 27,...

Jun 9th

:( My room temperature currently. I hate you heat!

Jun 9th

Michelle Obama co-hosts The View on June...

Jun 9th

Who’s that boy?!?

Jun 8th

Bagel!

Holy Hell. Rafa just bageled Roger in the final set of a Grand Slam. That is awesome and...

Jun 8th

Good news! Mirka may have colored her hair, but she still has her bitchface on! The woman is dating...

Jun 8th

Why am I awake at 8:30 on a Sunday...

kiamatthews: To watch Nadal kick Federer’s ass in the French Open Final. Actually I don’t care who...

Jun 8th

Wonder Woman actress finds body on river in...

Jun 8th

It is hot

Jun 7th

djgroovyslug: Ladies it’s a code red frizz day. Pomade that shit. For serious! Also, I am blogging...

Jun 7th

Watch

Lost + the Democratic Primary x The Daily Show = The Awesome!

Jun 7th

I am leaving work in 15 minutes.

Dear Summer Fridays, I love you! You may start later in the day this year, but you last all three...

Jun 6th

Lets get this party started...

So, Hillary is out. Obama is in. And some of my lovely Democratic brethren are pleased and some are...

Jun 6th

Moving to Bonnie’s for the weekend, where I plan on...

Jun 6th

In which I complain about the heat...

Some how, in my Tylenol PM stupor last night, I came into my bathroom, turned on the hot water...

Jun 6th

Screw work...

In three short hours, Barack Obama will kick off his historic presidential campaign with 50,000 of...

Jun 5th

girldeconstructed: carolinek: This man works 2 blocks...

Jun 5th

This man works 2 blocks from my office… I desperately...

Jun 5th

k8e: Ginormous thank you to Caroline for hauling me around the past week, picking me up at DCA,...

Jun 5th

Watch

Scariest. Birthday Greeting. EVER!

Jun 5th

“In just a few short months, the Republican Party will arrive...”
— Barack Obama My favorite part...

Jun 4th

They’re going to need a bigger hole - Kt at the game

Jun 4th

“Oh my Hell! I am glad I will be gone by then.”
— Katie, reaction to the World...

Jun 3rd