life as i know it...

allthesadyounggossipgirls: Spotted—Anonymous oversharing,...

May 29th

“Crunk Goggles For The Win!”
— Me, like 3 seconds ago. Yeah,...

May 29th

“For your information, the Red Bull Air Race group will be...”
— a recent email.  (via...

May 29th

Watch

Oh George Clooney. I love you. And that you bring me fabulous messages. Also, what up to the agency...

May 29th

Lost, bitches! No spoilers, just guesses

But don’t read if you are going to bitch at me giving away stuff… because I am not. I...

May 29th

Listen

Shake it by Metro Station Remember when I was horrified to admit that I liked See You Again by...

May 29th

miss-r: carolinek: tiffbits: George and Sarah call it...

May 29th

Today is my last day at work for the week. I am beyond excited. BEYOND! EXCITED! I am also getting...

May 29th

tiffbits: George and Sarah call it quits. Hallelujah! I...

May 28th

lfarm: Fazoli’s, I love you as much as a human can love a...

May 28th

President's Race

sector19: I’m beginning to think that the Nat’s Presidents Race, a.k.a. the best part of the whole...

May 27th

Now, this is a cool photo!

May 27th

Last night I didn’t sleep well. It was hot as hell in my room and I would wake up every 15...

May 27th

I can't agree with you Tyler...

Go back and read Brit and Tyler’s thoughts on this. If you make it through and you still care...

May 26th

themarkpike: Taft couldn’t make it. He was stuck in the...

May 26th

dcbex: At the Nats game. Obviously our seats weren’t as...

May 26th

View from the Suite

May 25th

“You can be for a female president or for an African American...”
— John Meacham on Meet the...

May 25th

Suites at the Nats games are SO MUCH FUN! :)

May 25th

OH MY GOD! George Michael is there now! Keep that little Mormon away from him!

May 22nd

I don’t watch American Idol, but I changed from TiVo to Live TV and it was on… Why are...

May 22nd

I am really excited that my apartment complex is mowing the lawn at 7:30 am this morning. Because...

May 21st

Dear Keith Olbermann, I love you. Wanna get married? Love, Caroline

May 21st

Photos like this just don’t need captions

May 20th

I can’t do it anymore. I hate them so much, want them to...

May 20th

Living ViCarrieously: 36 Straight Hours Of...

May 20th

djgroovyslug: carolinek: I clearly LOVE Gossip Girl, but JESUS! It is the worst edited show on...

May 20th

I clearly LOVE Gossip Girl, but JESUS! It is the worst edited show on television! First, Vanessa and...

May 20th

“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around...”
— Blair, Gossip Girl

May 20th

Nothing is more fun then Gossip Girl and a lemonade with a lot of vodka!

May 20th

Look what i got today!

May 19th

My dad and I had a fight yesterday. This rarely happens, mostly by my own design. I make sure we...

May 19th

Speaking of trash TV I watch...

Tony Bourdain is back on Top Chef this week! :) YAY!

May 19th

I watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians mostly because Sunday nights there isn’t a lot on TV....

May 19th

“I don’t think God has enrolled with either party.”
— Bob Shurm He went on to say...

May 18th

Moe just told me my hair is pretty. That is all. :P

May 18th

I don’t watch a lot of horse racing, but it is pretty cool to see the likely Triple Crown...

May 17th

Holy long rant! Way too heavy for a...

I feel like often I present myself as having a very limited world view. Tumblr tends to be my outlet...

May 16th

An email I just sent...

Dear _____, I have been bored for weeks with you bitches gone! You’re back now! PLAN...

May 16th

OH MY GOD! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! I swear to God, the people in the office next to me TALK...

May 15th

Don't FORGET!

Tomorrow! New Kids on the Block! Today Show! I have never been more sad to not be in New York. TiVo...

May 15th

BarStars buy...

May 15th

Watch

trappedintime: (via brooklynmutt) Keith Olbermann’s assessment of Bush, his ludicricious comments...

May 15th

My hair was semi a wreck when I woke up this morning, but 15 minutes in hot rollers and I feel like...

May 15th

Wednesday drunkeness! WoOHOO!

May 15th

WashingtRon, City of the Future

May 15th

I am really excited about the wine I will be drinking tonight!

May 14th

“Seven percent of the voters in West Virginia voted for John...”
— HuffPo Wow, I love racist...

May 14th

A photographer from the New York Times is in the office right now. I really would have brushed my...

May 14th

Watch

Oh Gossip Girl, what will I do without you all summer? Check out the extended preview, narrated by...

May 14th

This year’s upfronts suck. There is no excitement. No will they, won’t they cancel my...

May 13th

djgroovyslug: Zakkerz (n.) a temporary pant roll-up wrap...

May 13th

“I don’t know if drama follows them as much as they...”
— Lauren, The Hills

May 13th

“It is hard to feel left out when you remove yourself from...”

May 13th

This is not OK.

May 13th

Dear Speidi, I hate you. And shame on your mother for...

May 12th

FT: Democratic country keeps its distance...

May 12th

I watched Meet the Press this morning before work. Kind of a, get your day started wrong idea. It...

May 12th

“Maybe you should go fuck yourself! Happy Fucking Mothers...”
— Me To my mother. This...

May 12th

“Did you watch Meet the Press this morning? Was Bill Clinton...”
— My Mom Happy Mother’s...

May 11th

Things I Miss

k8e: 1. Clearly Canadian Mountain Blackberry  2. Baugher’s parsings  3. Fun Dip  I always liked...

May 10th

Watch

I love The Bird & The Bee, but this video is cool even if you don’t. Oh, Apple… I...

May 10th

It isn’t even 10 AM and Full House has already made me cry. That little Olsen twin was sad...

May 10th

I. Love. Chuck and Blair.

May 9th

Tiff… Was it you who said Wigs don’t lie? :P

May 9th

OH MY GOD! Are Jim and Pam the spinoff? ARE JIM AND PAM THE SPINOFF? Philadelphia or New York? Pam...

May 9th

“Oh, I like you.”
— Jim, to Pam on The Office Oh,...

May 9th

I am now leaving work at 8:05 pm. This is my third 12+ hour work day this week. I haven’t...

May 9th

I am in first in Fantasy Lost! YAY! It is enough to not make...

May 8th

Watch

“I’m Chuck Bass.” Likely the best line ever. God, I love this show!

May 8th

candrews: on my way to the beacon rooftop hotel for a drink, then off to shakespeare with susan  I...

May 7th

“We’re used to having maybe a 22, 23 percent turnout for a...”
— Gary, Ind. Mayor Rudy Clay Oh...

May 7th

Dear Lake County, Indiana, Can you hurry up and count your votes? The country is waiting on you...

May 7th

I am going to bed now, but today was likely one of the most interesting and informative days I have...

May 7th

Pacey and Joey AND Coop and Summer were at the Costume Institute Gala last night. Which, btw, almost...

May 6th

My Day...

I wore heels for 15 hours today. I am tired in ways I didn’t even know existed. I can...

May 6th

I had Jane over for dinner in Alexandria this evening. I made dinner, she brought wine and we ate on...

May 4th

Alissa… Did you watch Dempsey on Letterman? Because it was so weird. He just kept talking...

May 3rd

“If she is a ghost, when will we find that out for sure so...”
— Alissa Fantasy Lost really...

May 2nd

A year ago I was flying from Dublin to Paris. I miss Ireland something fierce.

May 2nd

I get the feeling that Letterman likes Barack a little more then he likes Hillary. Also, OMAHA! ...

May 2nd

Watch

Also! Barack Obama Top 10 list VIDEO!

May 2nd

“Flight 31 to Montreal is now blerging.”
— 30 Rock… who else caught...

May 2nd

“Flight 31 to Montreal is now blerging.”
— 30 Rock… who else caught...

May 2nd

Dear NBC, I hate you. You ruin a perfectly hilarious Office with HORRENDOUS reminders that...

May 2nd

“By the time conference is finished it will be May 10th. And...”
— Me, during a serious freakout...

May 1st

Katie made Tumblr Radar… spelling mistakes and all! :P

May 1st

I made a “New Kids on the Block” Pandora station. It is truly awesome. So far today I...

May 1st

hautetopic: After an eight month hiatus from the salon, I...

May 1st

There are like 35 extra people in my office today for Board and Committee meetings. It is chaos...

May 1st