life as i know it...

“Flight 31 to Montreal is now blerging.”
— 30 Rock… who else caught...

May 2nd

Dear NBC, I hate you. You ruin a perfectly hilarious Office with HORRENDOUS reminders that...

May 2nd

“By the time conference is finished it will be May 10th. And...”
— Me, during a serious freakout...

May 1st

Katie made Tumblr Radar… spelling mistakes and all! :P

May 1st

I made a “New Kids on the Block” Pandora station. It is truly awesome. So far today I...

May 1st

hautetopic: After an eight month hiatus from the salon, I...

May 1st

There are like 35 extra people in my office today for Board and Committee meetings. It is chaos...

May 1st

I have literally never heard anyone snore as loudly as the man sleeping half a metro car away from...

Apr 30th

Two days of commenters at Jezebel making me stabby. This is worse when they would debate Clinton vs....

Apr 30th

Three people in my office (of 20) have asked me if I am alright today. When I say yes, I am fine,...

Apr 30th

everything tastes better when it's free

edatrix: just got my cone from Ben and Jerry’s.  yum. We went a few minutes ago. The line was a...

Apr 29th

britticisms: Georgina, you sly little fox. I’ve already...

Apr 29th

Random comments during the Hills

From Caro and Arlene “I feel like somewhere along the way Spencer heard that Lauren hates...

Apr 29th

Oh VFest… Why must you make your lineup so spread out...

Apr 28th

Amy Poehler is pregnant?! A little GOB running around! Adorable!

Apr 28th

Why yes, those are 50,000 cupcakes in the shape of the...

Apr 28th

It is raining buckets outside right now. I kind of love this weather. I want to go out and splash in...

Apr 28th

britticisms: puthiminpumps: Lets do a tribute to bearded...

Apr 28th

These are the people that scare me. Because while I have...

Apr 28th

Mars buying gum maker Wrigley with financing...

Apr 28th

djgroovyslug: …Shit list: Serena: I hate Serena. I understand that she is the vehicle...

Apr 28th

Ridiculous laws...

I just got an email from a fabulous club, The Slowdown in Omaha that a couple of the Saddle Creek...

Apr 28th

“The one scenario I think this could all change is if...”
— Andrea Mitchell on Meet the...

Apr 27th

I deserve some sort of medal for spending the last 4 hours on the phone with my mother and a Cox...

Apr 27th

djgroovyslug: Since I don’t have a balcony, I convinced The...

Apr 26th

Good Slow Songs for a Wedding via BuzzSugar

Apr 25th

peterwknox: In all honesty I think it was one of the truly...

Apr 25th

tiffbits: carolinek: TIVO DIDN’T TIVO LOST! OOH! TIVO IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!! ZOMG Tivo is in so...

Apr 25th

TIVO DIDN’T TIVO LOST! OOH! TIVO IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!!

Apr 25th

This makes me feel better...

Just got an email from my Obama insider…  Expected split in the upcoming primaries Guam -...

Apr 24th

“Yay, I was worried you might choose your TV.”
— Roomie Schwawa… She...

Apr 24th

Ooh! I need some help!

Dearest Tumblr friends! I need some help! I have a friend… actually, the little boy I used to...

Apr 24th

I say, if we’re going to have a fire drill at work, it should be on a beautiful day like...

Apr 24th

girldeconstructed: You know it was a crazy night out when...

Apr 24th

Best Reason not to Fly Airtran, Midwest,...

Terminal A at National Airport Crowded, outdated, and served by a row of no-name shops where prices...

Apr 23rd

I call this… Alissa, where are you?

Apr 23rd

Harris Teeter just opened in Adams Morgan. While neither...

Apr 23rd

I don’t watch American Idol. Which, honestly is shocking. My love of television in general,...

Apr 23rd

Whoa.

bellavita: I can’t believe that my nephew just made me feel old for knowing a Dawson’s Creek...

Apr 22nd

Lost is coming back!

Oh, it is… and that means it is time for me to claim my extra roster spot on my Fantasy Lost...

Apr 22nd

Pacey is all growed up! Ignore the purple dress wearing...

Apr 22nd

Watch

tiffbits: I’m video crazy!  John Krasinski and George Clooney interviewing themselves for...

Apr 22nd

My favorite part of the Obama - Stewart interview… Jon’s Primanti Brothers rec! ...

Apr 22nd

Gossip Girl is back tonight!

Apr 21st

k8e: Swanky wedding! Was the wedding at the Kappa Delta...

Apr 20th

$10 says they dont make everyone sign that waiver… we look like trouble :)

Apr 20th

How do I use this Craigslist thing?

Direct quote from my father, just now. What is he selling, you might ask? Tickets to the Red-White...

Apr 18th

Watch

Oh John Edwards! I miss you and love you. Endorse Barack, please… I bet he will make you a spy...

Apr 18th

“Every time Spencer gets what he wants, an angel loses its...”
— (via Jezebel) Heidi and...

Apr 18th

“I could practically hear you squee from here!”
— Alissa… Jim and Pam are my Mer...

Apr 18th

“I could practically hear you squee from here!”
— Alissa… Jim and Pam are...

Apr 18th

Arlene: liz and i got pedicures for $15 in LA and it has lasted a good two weeks now
why aren't there places like that around here?
me: i know, i hate that
they do that in new york, too!
why not DC?!
Arlene: plus it would only be good for the city, everyone would have lovely nails
me: exactly! it is like a service to the city
like those happy ending massage places apparently around here
Arlene: exactly

Apr 17th

Today, during lunch, I got a tuna avacado roll before I went and got my nails done. It was the best...

Apr 17th

girldeconstructed: carolinek: DC weather for the next...

Apr 17th

I imagine Heidi’s schedule goes something like this ...

Apr 17th

Are Heidi and Spencer unaware that everyone knows these are...

Apr 17th

DC weather for the next three days… I swear to God, I...

Apr 17th

girldeconstructed: carolinek: It is like college all...

Apr 17th

Listen

A Whole New World from Aladdin The running joke is that when I was younger, I would make my sister...

Apr 17th

mandalay: Waiting for the pope to pass. Every cop in DC is...

Apr 17th

It is like college all over again… but I didn’t...

Apr 17th

GChat out

peterwknox: Something happened where gchat is all of a sudden blocked at work. Very strange.  ...

Apr 16th

There are few things funnier then the PopeMobile…

Apr 16th

Never before have I been more concentrated on my penmanship then just now when I was handwriting...

Apr 16th

Listen

Dancing in the Streets by Martha & the Vandellas When my parents divorced, I was 5 or 6. My...

Apr 16th

Do you remember I’m Telling? Ok, so i just spent the...

Apr 16th

Michelle Obama on Colbert tonight? Color me thrilled!

Apr 15th

Listen

We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel  Songs from any of 3 specific albums will immediately...

Apr 15th

CD Swap

Months before everyone was playing with muxtape, Tiff had a great idea to do a CD Swap with her...

Apr 15th

When I get home, Guitar Hero is waiting for me. I am excited.

Apr 14th

My desk at work today… These are my preperations for...

Apr 14th

Watch

She might be way annoying, but Miley really is living the dream. When I was younger, my friends and...

Apr 14th

Watch

On my way into work today, I had this vivid flashback to Pop Up Video. I miss that show. VH1 should...

Apr 14th

djgroovyslug: Okay i change my mind. I love Park! Arlene’s 25th at Park in june. Write it down! ...

Apr 13th

Jane and I were on our way home from a random brewery this evening and I got pulled over. The...

Apr 13th

“Something about reading Austen sorta makes you wanna get it...”
— Jane Austen Book Club ...

Apr 13th

“We may write Rick Steves a personal thank you note when we...”
— My mom — who in her emails...

Apr 12th

Wednesday, Guitar Hero for Wii was $90 on Amazon. Yesterday, I bought Guitar Hero for Wii for $75 on...

Apr 11th

How is it possible that a group of grown ass women can be together and none of them will answer...

Apr 11th

Fun Fact

The music for the song in last night’s episode of the Office by “Hunter, Jan’s...

Apr 11th

tylerriewer: I really miss the TV show Ed — that was one of my all-time favorites. Man… you give me...

Apr 11th

Watch

Oh Office deleted scenes… Why can’t you make it into the actual show? You are so very...

Apr 11th

I just received this someecard from my roomate with the note...

Apr 10th

“From what we get, we can make a living; what we give,...”
— Arthur Ashe

Apr 10th

miss-r: What an ad! Question is: is that Serena or Jenny...

Apr 10th

Holy Airbrush, Batman!  Almost Thursday! New Offfice! New...

Apr 9th

“I’m waiting for him to write the Veronica Mars movie...”
— Kristen Bell, about Rob Thomas...

Apr 9th

I have been snorkeling everyday since I have been here, but today, we saw a little sea turtle. I may...

Apr 8th

Alcoholism at its finest...

Trips that include my father and godfather always include me being overserved rum & cokes. The...

Apr 6th

I am sunburned… I say my first day in the Florida Keys has been successful

Apr 5th

“Well … unless they’re handing out tiaras at the...”
— Alissa, on pictures of what...

Apr 4th

Listen

365daysofmusic: day eleven Madonna (feat. Justin Timberlake) - 4 Minutes (more about Madonna...

Apr 4th

Ummm...

britticisms: An iTunes check-up. Name 4 Minutes Artist Madonna Album Hard Candy Time 4:05 Date...

Apr 4th

Watch

This made me cry I was laughing so much. The New Kids Reunion on the Today Show poses so many...

Apr 4th

“I was worried I wasn’t going to make it — I was pinned down...”
— Hillary Clinton on The Tonight...

Apr 4th

Babies in the office… Isn’t he the cutest?

Apr 4th

“Give me a break! Give me a break! Break me off a piece of...”
— Andy on The Office God, I...

Apr 4th

I kind of love the rain…

Apr 3rd

wait a minute ...

girldeconstructed: Weren’t the NBC comedies supposed to come back tonight? Did they push it back a...

Apr 3rd

an old one

girldeconstructed: tiffbits: a.  google your first name + needs (i.e. “tiffany needs”) b. post...

Apr 3rd

Defamer just called Ben Silverman “Wunderdouche.” This will be how I refer to him from...

Apr 3rd

mac follow up

tiffbits: a few more questions to all you mac users as the day that I become one ever approaches:...

Apr 3rd

girldeconstructed: carolinek: Aww… the New Kids are...

Apr 3rd

always a Mac girl

tiffbits: girldeconstructed: Even before I purchased my Macbook — hell, before I’d purchased an...

Apr 3rd

Aww… the New Kids are back. Am I almost old enough...

Apr 2nd

“We all love it, we all believe in it, and we are going to...”
— Ben Silverman on FriNiLi at...

Apr 2nd

“I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want...”
— John McCain (via Time) Wow,...

Apr 2nd

NBC Fall Schedule...

Apr 2nd

I have gotten numerous compliments on my hair and outfit today. Apparently I look very polished and...

Apr 2nd

Vicky got us tickets for the suite for the Nats home opener part 2 next Monday. I can’t go....

Apr 2nd

“I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”
— Spencer Pratt Ugh, I agree...

Apr 2nd

Virgin Mobile Festival 2008 Announces...

Apr 1st

It is SO hot in my office! The thermostat says it is 80.1...

Apr 1st

Letter From The *new* Editor: Welcome To The...

Apr 1st

“stephinie’s hair when she talks to spencer is...”
— my favorite quote from the...

Apr 1st

BREAKING NEWS!

Arlene just bought my Tumblog, because that is the cool thing to do today. Again, I hate this...

Apr 1st

Confession Time

I have a confession to make. I love Dancing with the Stars. The showy costumes, the throwing the...

Apr 1st

My prayers, they have been answered...

Apr 1st

“Welcome to the most irritating day of the year to be on the...”
— DCist

Apr 1st

“The striped minidresses, brightly colored tanks, short...”
— -DailyCandy on Heidi Montag’s...

Apr 1st

“The striped minidresses, brightly colored tanks, short...”
— -DailyCandy on Heidi Montag’s...

Apr 1st

I hate April Fools Day. I am way to fucking gullible for this holiday. I have been awake for 24...

Apr 1st