life as i know it...

“One of Clinton’s laws of politics is this… If...”
— Bill Clinton Kerry for...

Mar 2nd

This week, I was only 12 minutes into Meet the Press before I screamed and had to stop watching. I...

Mar 2nd

themarkpike: Tabard inn. Mmm, donuts Someone is right...

Mar 2nd

I am driving around college park right now and am seriously considering hitting the dining hall for...

Mar 2nd

I just walked in and out of ikea with what i needed in under ten minutes… It was like a...

Mar 2nd

It is 9:45 am and I have already learned something today! Nothing that will help me in actual life,...

Mar 2nd

Most nights, I am all about going out. Tonight, this is all...

Mar 2nd

Watch

You know my Obama love is at an all time high, but sometimes Jack scares me. And this video makes me...

Mar 2nd

Snapshots: March 2008

Snapshots… a slice of my life, at this moment, on this day… I do one (mostly) every...

Mar 2nd

things i'd like to see on tumblr

mandalay: (if any of this already exists, please let me know.)  a much more complex filter...

Feb 29th

The TV character you'd date in real life

Feb 29th

The TV character you'd date in real life

Feb 29th

Watch

I love Michelle Obama. She is the cutest. I want her as my first lady. How do I get hired on her...

Feb 29th

I know I am late to the game on this, but I apparently...

Feb 29th

NetJets Showdown: Pete Sampras vs. Roger Federer | Uncrate ...

Feb 29th

Dear Owner of the car with the car alarm that has been going off for 3.5 hours, I hate you. Your...

Feb 29th

“Oh Lost, you are such a motherfucking mind fuck…”
— Me while watching Lost this...

Feb 29th

djgroovyslug: Nothing says Sexy and Exciting Evening like $6 Trader Joe’s wine, giant canister of...

Feb 29th

Pathetic

lovepuppy: sharingtime: lovepuppy: In bed, eating pad thai, watching the same four episodes of...

Feb 28th

Watch

A pretty good interview with Obama for middle America. Good on Ellen for equal time… ...

Feb 28th

inky: River Liffey, Dublin, Ireland, at 5:38 pm today. It...

Feb 28th

“After Saturday Night Live lampooned the media for their love...”
— Time Magazine - Bill Clinton:...

Feb 28th

peterwknox: Mac porn The day I got my Macbook was one of...

Feb 28th

“Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting...”
— Rob from High Fidelity I love...

Feb 28th

“I don’t answer those humiliating questions. But whichever...”
— Barack Obama on whether he...

Feb 27th

My boss just noticed my new tattoo. My fairly prominent...

Feb 27th

I need advice. I want an iPhone. The need has really reached a fever pitch over the last few days...

Feb 27th

glamorouswhimsy: I really think they should bring these...

Feb 27th

sad day in Stiller Nation

Feb 27th

E-crushes are the new black!

Feb 27th

peterwknox: ...

Feb 27th

Conversations with myself at 8 AM......

Caroline: What the fuck am I going to wear today?
Caroline: Jeans? Black shirt?
Caroline: You're going to work! Not going out!
Caroline: True, but what should I wear??
Caroline: Christ! It is too early to be talking to yourself!
Caroline: Maybe if I open myself to tumblr ridicule I will stop talking to myself!
Caroline: TANGENT! FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR!
Caroline: Fuck it. Jeans and a black sweater it is. Shoes?
Caroline: God I hate work.

Feb 27th

Listen

This song is my new obsession. I have had it a month and it has risen the ranks to my most played...

Feb 27th

tiffbits: Back to work, Hotness. As sad as I am that he...

Feb 26th

Argh! ARGH I SAY! I do not understand how it is simutaniously possible to be too busy and too bored...

Feb 26th

“I just wanted to make sure you haven’t died —...”
— Alissa

Feb 26th

I dream about these shoes at night. Because Lord knows I...

Feb 25th

Know what is scary? Portia de Rossi’s eyebrows!

Feb 25th

“See, in Poland, they don’t have movies like “Step Up.”
— my deep thought during the...

Feb 25th

Watch

Sarah and Matt’s may be funnier, but this one lacks in originallity it makes up for in star...

Feb 25th

Last Oscar post... I promise!

Thank you to those of you with the fabulous feedback and I am sorry to those whose Dashboards and...

Feb 25th

peterwknox: Daniel Day-Lewis drank George Clooney’s milkshake.  HAHAHA

Feb 25th

YAY! Glen and Marketa won! And Marketa’s dress is so pretty! THAT is the dress I wish Ellen...

Feb 25th

This guy playing Patrick Dempsey in the faux Enchanted on stage is very jawy and certainly no...

Feb 25th

Have you seen Once?

I really loved it. And Glen and Marketa are really great. And this song makes me cry… it is so...

Feb 25th

“That was the funniest part of the whole show!”
— Schwa… after Seth and...

Feb 25th

Clooney seriously just slapped Tilda Swinton’s ass. When she walked by after she won. Also,...

Feb 25th

Oh Bee Movie. I hate you. Just when I thought I didn’t have to hear any more about you, you...

Feb 25th

Javier Bardem

Love the 4 button blazer on that man. He spoke a little quickly, but I know he said something about...

Feb 25th

djgroovyslug: carolinek: I like this Happy Working Song so much better when I am not shielding my...

Feb 25th

I like this Happy Working Song so much better when I am not shielding my eyes and cringing because...

Feb 25th

Montages always make me cry. Even if they are set to Celine Dion music… The In Memorium one...

Feb 25th

Did Alissa just die of Barbra happiness? It is the question on everyone’s mind… except...

Feb 25th

I love Laura Linney! I love that necklace. Her dress (that...

Feb 25th

Giving Lohan a run for her Marilyn Monroe wannabe money. I...

Feb 25th

The prettiest I have seen her in a while… Which is not...

Feb 25th

Johnney Depp is there… I like the brown accents…...

Feb 25th

Pregnancy looks good on Cate Blanchet. She should always...

Feb 25th

Ellen Page has shown up! Wearing, of course black. I am ok...

Feb 25th

Jennifer Hudson’s dress is lovely… I like the...

Feb 25th

I like Cameron’s dress, but I LOVE her hair… I...

Feb 25th

I love love this dress, this hair, this jewelry, this woman,...

Feb 25th

Colin, I freaking love you, especially now that youare...

Feb 25th

From Alissa - it is just me, or does Javier Bardem look like...

Feb 25th

Steve & Nancy… greatest couple in Hollywood!

Feb 25th

Do I like this dress or not? Initially I say no. But Marion...

Feb 25th

Oh Josh Lucas, why are you there?

Feb 25th

This is one of my favorite dresses of the evening… And...

Feb 25th

So much for holding back on a lot of comment about Jessica...

Feb 25th

DDL rocking the bowtie and the brown accents

Feb 25th

Amy in the Proenza… loving it… Gingers should...

Feb 25th

Miley doesn’t look whorish. She also doesn’t...

Feb 25th

OMG! Gary Buesey is insane! He just yelled at Seacrest on the red carpet! Who let him in?! Jennifer...

Feb 25th

Oh James… you are pretty, you embrace your taller then...

Feb 25th

Anne Hathway looks STUNNING in Marchesa! Her hair looks...

Feb 25th

I am ehh about Clooney’s girl’s dress

Feb 25th

For Alissa… Just ignore the wife… who looks...

Feb 25th

Saoirse Ronan is such a cutie… I love her Irish Green...

Feb 25th

Some of the boys are rocking the bowtie… Love the bowtie!...

Feb 25th

Red is the color of the night… Anne Hathaway, Ruby Dee, Heidi Klum, Katie Heigl, who else? I...

Feb 24th

Kristin Chenoweth is beautiful and I love her hair here, but...

Feb 24th

Anne Hathway looks STUNNING in Marchesa! Her hair looks exactly how I would want my hair to look at...

Feb 24th

Some of the boys are rocking the bowtie… Love the bowtie! George Clooney, Jason Bateman,...

Feb 24th

Heidi Klum, pretty in Galliano… beautiful, dramatic...

Feb 24th

a short list of undesirable places to...

peterwknox: circus stagecoach Nebraska fireworks the ballet church rollercoaster interview ...

Feb 24th

My Saturday… finally finishing the Britney article in...

Feb 23rd

DI200 OfficeRight® Inserting System This would basically...

Feb 22nd

Crappy Hour: Obama Inspires Hillary To...

Feb 22nd

“I have to go. He’s gonna be wondering where I...”
— Kate, in last season’s...

Feb 22nd

This may be one of the greatest photos ever taken! Updated...

Feb 21st

Sigh

Feb 21st

George Clooney: The Last Movie Star - TIME

Feb 21st

k8e: Goin’ for a ride While Murph is adorbs, what the hell...

Feb 21st

Dominic Monaghan is Blackwing!

Feb 21st

“This show is already confusing enough as it is.”
— Damon Lindelof, creator and...

Feb 21st

Fun with Chanel Duo Platinum Nailpolish

Feb 21st

to blog or not to blog

fatballs: I’ve been kind of silent over at my real spot.  (what??? Two whole days off is totally...

Feb 20th

girldeconstructed: These are some of my favorite colors!...

Feb 20th

“NBC will have more original programming year-round than...”
— Ben Silverman, head of...

Feb 20th

SNOWPOCALYPSE

Forecast: Winter Puts on Its Rally Cap Two chances to score, or strike out, with snow **Snow...

Feb 20th

Evil Corporations In Action: Did Vh1 Brass...

Feb 19th

“Senator Clinton is not running on the strength of her...”
— Howard Wolfson, Communications...

Feb 19th

“You know I dreamed about you for twenty-nine years before I...”
— The National, Slow Show. (via...

Feb 19th

Analyzing the Double Life of Heath Ledger --...

Feb 19th

Watch

girldeconstructed: He has an entire language of howls/barks/whines. Hilarious. I miss my puppies!...

Feb 19th

frangry: This is really fucking lame. If you need to reblog...

Feb 18th

I used to be a youth director, where it was basically my job to hang out with middle school and high...

Feb 18th

“I have 51 Season Passes on my TiVo. I think it is time to...”
— someone who wishes to remain...

Feb 18th

My evening…

Feb 18th

The eternal struggle of sundays are the desperate wanting of chik fil a and their christian...

Feb 17th

Last night, my dream involved learning the Soulja Boy dance. Alissa was there… so was Vicky....

Feb 16th

janer: I’m at my grandmother’s house in Charlottesville, VA, and I just found out that not only will...

Feb 16th

I chose Sayid for the Oceanic 6 list in...

Feb 16th

FUCK@!

I knew I should have picked Sayid in Fantasy Lost! FUCK FUCK FUCK!! He is always fucking killing...

Feb 15th

“HOW FREAKING COOL! FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, February 29, 2008...”
— Grey’s Anatomy: Grey...

Feb 14th

Caro buys...

djgroovyslug: But, I do wash my face now! I must! MUST! NO WRINKLES FOR ME! And seriously, the DDF...

Feb 14th

Caro buys...

fatballs: barstars: Then, I got a moisturizer.  It is light. Clean. My face is pretty normal, but...

Feb 14th

BarStars buy...

Feb 14th

Who wants to find me a new, taxi strike proof way home from work today? Because another 2 hours on...

Feb 14th

I never watch this Idol thing, but this boy from Indiana is...

Feb 14th

female singers

girldeconstructed: To follow up on Jane’s comment that she typically does not female singers …...

Feb 14th

2.14.08.

fatballs: everyone is walking past my desk and wishing me a happy valentines day. Do I work in...

Feb 14th

The wait is over. Thank God she is ok. If Jakob kills our Julia, who will bring Jane to Tumblr then?...

Feb 14th

In other news, Julia Allison hasn’t posted since 5 pm. There are genuine questions that...

Feb 14th

Insomnia is horrible. I am tired. I am sitting in my bed for hours, just fucking tired. I am so...

Feb 14th

Dr. Jack Shepard loves me! I know Tiff is jealous!

Feb 14th

Tina Fey is confirmed as the first host of...

Feb 13th

Damn straight.

Feb 13th

Guess who gets to go to work late today?

Feb 13th

“Why do they call John McCain, “walnuts”?”
— I don’t know the answer...

Feb 13th

Watching Barack’s speech after going 8-0 this past week… Welcome to a nominee speech....

Feb 13th

Taken on my TV during Hillary’s speech at a...

Feb 13th

I can die happy....

k8e: carolinek: ZOMG! Tomorrow the Cosby kids are on Oprah! So excited! Life dream realized. If...

Feb 13th

Pro: Seeing Radiohead in concert Con: getting out to Nissan Pavillion It is kind of enough to make...

Feb 12th

Why the new article in the Atlantic...

… in 750 words or less. In other news, this was originally written to a friend who sent it to...

Feb 12th

ZOMG! Tomorrow the Cosby kids are on Oprah! So excited!

Feb 12th

I'm Valentine's Day's most tireless...

girldeconstructed: juliaallison: [… WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE VALENTINE’S DAY I received an email last...

Feb 11th

"This crap about Hillary being divisive...

Sometimes Jezebel in the morning makes me stabby. The commenters who honestly believe that Hillary...

Feb 11th

By the way, the sun apparently comes up at 7:05 am…

Feb 10th

Officially, it is 6:15 AM… I haven’t slept yet and I am deep into a very long DVD...

Feb 10th

Also ridiculous at J.Crew… shoes to fit 3 year olds...

Feb 10th

Ok, I understand this is the most ridiculous $45 anyone will...

Feb 10th

“It is conceivable, not probable, but conceivable that...”
— John King, CNN Chief National...

Feb 10th

Lost: A theory on time travel

Feb 8th

Jezebel has the Runway pics!

Feb 8th

The photos are starting to trickle in!

Feb 8th

I went to bed very early last night, but did I miss the part where the final model at Zac...

Feb 8th

“It’s been a long strike. I can barely remember all our...”
— How I Met Your Mother creator...

Feb 8th

I made a girl cry today… It was a shining moment… Details when i get home

Feb 7th

Ugh.

fatballs: My New Yawk Project Runway Spy has confirmed my worst nightware… 2 decoys in the fashion...

Feb 7th

Love Fest

I stole this from Claudia, but holy hell, I have issues rebloging chats… Anyway, I am...

Feb 7th

I understand that those are Loubs and therefore FABULOUS!...

Feb 7th

Hi Adam Brody! I like your new haircut. It makes you look...

Feb 7th

Barack Obama on the Issues

Feb 7th

Can you tell I am having a bad day?

Sorry for being a Debbie Downer this morning.

Feb 7th

Craigslist

People who jack around on Craigslist trying to screw people for the best price should die in a...

Feb 7th

A helicopter has been circling the Farragut/Dupont area for approximently an hour. I don’t...

Feb 7th

I spent 20 extra minutes in bed this morning trying to devise the perfect work outfit that included...

Feb 7th

Obama: 908, Clinton: 884

Feb 6th

“There is a sense the longer this goes on, the more it favors...”
— David Gergen, CNN senior...

Feb 6th

BOTH PUPPIES!!

Feb 6th

PUPPIES IN THE OFFICE!!

Feb 6th

In the morning light...

After last nights craziness… after the speech’s… after the delegate counts are...

Feb 6th

top-down or bottom-up?

girldeconstructed: Paul Begala (a Clinton supporter) says that Clinton won almost all the voters...

Feb 6th

“Republicans want to, and we pray to run against Hillary...”
— Ari Fleisher, who is...

Feb 6th

peterwknox: I can’t help feeling that Clinton is as fake as Obama is real.  I kind of love this...

Feb 6th

caragh: jennyalison: “The internet is small.” - Caragh ...

Feb 6th

k8e: Its 82 degrees and sunny. Its a great day to be a Texan. You’re just trying to make...

Feb 5th

Caro: [redacted long ass rant about why I am voting for Obama]
Scott: And Oprah likes him.
Caro: Oprah was actually the deciding factor for me. Oh, and George Clooney. I will do anything George tells me to.
Scott: Note to self - When you want Caroline to do something, bring in Clooney.

Feb 5th

Arlene: god i love painted silk floral prints who...

Feb 5th

Here is the “Kill my mother” look. Jessica Stam...

Feb 5th

Oscar de la Renta Bronzes and tweeds and flat hair, oh my!...

Feb 5th

Diane Von Furstenberg I started off kind of underwhelmed by...

Feb 5th

Proenza Schouler These boys can apparently do no wrong in...

Feb 5th

Fashion Shows according to Caro...

Ok, so I just spent the last hour avoiding work and looking at the Fall shows online… here are...

Feb 5th

Who Am I?

girldeconstructed: fatballs: Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Feeling You are: Tolerant,...

Feb 5th

Kicking my ass and taking names...

This week is really killing me. How can I be expected to work when it is Super Tuesday, the biggest...

Feb 5th

Mandy looking SO much cuter then the previous picture with...

Feb 5th

mascarah: carolinek: Minka & Mandy - Who knew Minka...

Feb 5th

Not so much Candy

DailyCandy Everywhere today was deeply strange. And kind of disturbing. And mostly weird. I...

Feb 5th

Obama vs. the Phobocracy - washingtonpost.com

Feb 4th

Minka & Mandy - Who knew Minka was so tiny? Mandy looks...

Feb 4th

The Paley Center for Media | PALEYFEST

Feb 4th

To sleep, to dream...

I have issues with the sleeping. Jane suggested melatonin. She has been using it. So, I started...

Feb 3rd

Confessional

I am so horrified by my love of See You Again by Miley Cyrus. I really don’t know what is...

Feb 2nd

Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online : Ben...

Feb 1st

claudia: lfarm: Michelle Williams spoke out today for the first time since Heath’s death....

Feb 1st

I genuinely want to kill people today. Doing something once when it is not my job, I get annoyed...

Feb 1st

Well, the weather outside is frightful

Ok, so the weather here today is crap. Worse then crap. I hear it is snowing buckets in Chicago, but...

Feb 1st