life as i know it...

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sistermarymartha: prettyhowtown: right now, there is a couple that just got engaged, and the woman...

Jan 1st

Year of beginnings and endings...

Since I am here and not out on New Year’s Eve, I have had some fun looking back. Thank you for being...

Jan 1st

Last one, I promise. This is me and Krysia rocking the self...

Jan 1st

“Ed, I’m gonna have to cut you off, ‘cause you’re too boring.”
— -Kathy Griffin. God, I love...

Jan 1st

I love this picture because it is right after Obama was...

Jan 1st

This is an inside joke that started at Alissa and...

Jan 1st

This year, two of my favorite people in the entire world got...

Jan 1st

thedoctr: Fucking Vincent D’nofrio or whatever is here. No...

Jan 1st

This is the only photo I have from 2008 with Alissa and I....

Jan 1st

This is me (drunk, but who can tell?!) with Robert in March....

Jan 1st

Yea, I have started my 2008 reflection! It has so far...

Jan 1st

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

sistermarymartha: I am spending my New Year’s Eve right here, watching movies, drankin and...

Jan 1st

Watch

sparqman: WMATA machines now give change in $1 coins. Pro: I love Presidential coins. Con: It...

Dec 31st

You know that feeling when it finally...

This is the post I woke up to this morning. Call it a sign. Happy New Year, time to move on! ...

Dec 31st

Thirty five minutes ago I started watching “Storm Chasers” on Discovery Channel....

Dec 31st

I disappeared from the internet today....

Dec 31st

“I’m not really interested in being with someone when I...”
— Whitney, on The City Oh...

Dec 30th

Slumdog Millionaire...

Oh. So, I saw Slumdog Millionaire today. And while I didn’t think it is was “ZOMG THE...

Dec 30th

sistermarymartha: carolinek: sistermarymartha: carolinek: You know what annoys me most about...

Dec 30th

sistermarymartha: carolinek: You know what annoys me most about the Duggars? They have 18 kids… I...

Dec 30th

You know what annoys me most about the Duggars? They have 18 kids… I say so what! When I was...

Dec 30th

This one is my favorite! Because I totes...

Dec 30th

Know what was a poor idea?

Watching Gossip Girl with my mom.

Dec 30th

So, I heard that Zooey Deschanel got...

which is apparently true. But, everyone thought she was engaged to some guitarist from AFI. Not so....

Dec 29th

When did my Mom get so hip? And I use...

Caroline: Is that Liev (pronounced Leev) Schreiber?
Caroline's Mom: No. And, we're supposed to call him Liev (pronounced Lee-ev) now. I heard it on TMZ.

Dec 29th

Another day, another extreme show of Jewiness in Omaha....

Dec 29th

Who says there are no Jews in Omaha? I couldn’t fit...

Dec 28th

pavlove: there is nothing about this picture that isn’t...

Dec 27th

“I’m going to rip your fucking spine out. I swear to...”
— Officer Jack Traven ...

Dec 26th

I started the evening watching...

Dec 26th

A Ketzler family tradition of suprise balls. They are ball...

Dec 25th

I am the worst at packing a suitcase

I on the other hand love packing more then anything! It is so fun and spacial and oh my gosh, how...

Dec 24th

“Clooney’s like a Chanel suit. He’ll always be in...”
— Sex and the City

Dec 24th

I won the inaugural ticket lottery!...

Dec 23rd

“I received a call from Pastor Rick, and before I could say...”
— Melissa Ethridge This is...

Dec 23rd

My mother was particularly concerned for...

Dec 23rd

In all the hair burning madness I forgot...

I’m so disappointed in myself.

Dec 23rd

Scorched hair isn’t so bad in photos. Round brushes...

Dec 23rd

My new layers. On one side of my head.

Dec 23rd

I am ok.

So, I am really really clumsy. I tripped, fell into my bookcase, fell on to the floor and the...

Dec 23rd

Ya'll. I just tripped, fell and lit my...

Dec 23rd

Things found in the big purple backpack… Gee I wonder...

Dec 23rd

Oy the blondness. I stood next to John Spencer most of the...

Dec 23rd

On why I might be single...

One of the joys of going to school in DC was the fact that they filmed the West Wing here...

Dec 23rd

Attn: fashionistas

urg: I *really* want a simple tunic/sweater dress (preferably long sleeved) that I can wear with...

Dec 22nd

How Bad Is Seven Pounds’ Ending, Anyway?

Dec 22nd

My sleep schedule is beyond effed up right now. I was up till 4:30 on Saturday night, slept like...

Dec 22nd

Roomie’s lit the menorah this evening. It is sad how...

Dec 22nd

Listen

Ben Folds feat. Regina Spektor - You Don’t Know Me Beautiful song. Seems relevent. Yay Ben...

Dec 20th

Hi Ryan.

Dec 20th

Hi Ryan. (via prettyboys)

Dec 20th

Hi Ryan.

Dec 20th

I hate when I am like this. Sorry y'all.

(via sistermarymartha) Ditto. I clearly need a vacation. UPDATED to ADD: You know what, fuck that....

Dec 20th

Shockingly my Friday night plans feel through. (Note the intense sarcasm. Because I am not really...

Dec 20th

In which I waste 10 of my cell minutes...

Caroline: Hey. Do you think I can pack up a big box and check it instead of luggage on my trip home? I don't have a big suitcase and frankly, I don't want to lug a giant suitcase back when I go to Chicago.
Caroline's Mom: That is ridiculous. Why don't you have a big suitcase? You have a huge hardsided suitcase here! Why don't you have that there?
Caroline: Because I hate that suitcase. I have told you to get rid of that suitcase like, a million times. I have no use for that suitcase and I certainly have no where to store that giant suitcase.
Caroline's Mom: Why is that here then? Why don't you have a suitcase larger then a carryon? It is insane.
Caroline: I never use a suitcase larger then a carryon.
Caroline's Mom: Well, you need to now!
Caroline: That is because I am spending 12 days in Omaha. With you driving me crazy with insane fights about suitcases. And I have to bring home a bunch of presents for you people who drive me crazy. Why did I even call you about this? I'll just bring the big purple backpack you hate.
Caroline's Mom: I don't hate that, it is Bonnie who hates that. Why do you say that I hate that?
Caroline: You have hated that since I bought it 12 years ago to go to Alaska. You complained everytime I took it anywhere. You people insisted on buying me that God foresaken hardsided suitcase when I said I was taking it to Europe for 2 weeks.
Caroline's Mom: Well, why would you take that to Europe? You would look crazy. It is useless as an actual suitcase.
Caroline: I was on and off trains for two weeks, Mom. That hardsided suitcase was awful! It was hell. Up and down steps in train stations. God, it still makes me bitter that I didn't take the big purple backpack.
Caroline's Mom: Well, bring the backpack for your trip home at Christmas. You better hope you don't see anyone you know at the airport.
Caroline: It is the Omaha airport on Christmas Eve. If I don't see 15 people I know, I will be shocked. I may also fall into a depression based on my lack of status in the city anymore.
Caroline's Mom: Oh be quiet. Your sarcasm is obnoxious. I hope you see everyone you know and they comment about how silly you look carrying a giant purple backpack when you are 30 years old.
Caroline: I AM NOT 30!! That was just mean! You know I am 27! You better hope I am not 30! That would make you 60!
Caroline's Mom: Bite your tongue. I am not 60!
Caroline: I have to go now. But I am posting that you are 60 on the internet! Goodbye old lady!
Caroline's Mom: Goodbye darling daughter!

Dec 19th

Kevin Federline’s new girlfriend

Dec 19th

Tumblr brings people together...

Everything I do lately is a reblog. I am sorry for that. Sometimes I feel weird reblogging things...

Dec 19th

why we got rain, when all y'all get...

(via sistermarymartha) We have Rain too. Because DC is plotting against me ever being happy....

Dec 19th

Oh pleasepleaseplease let me not be...

(via sistermarymartha) I am getting sick. I can feel it in my throat. And my headache. And my...

Dec 19th

Hi pretty. You’re the prettiest!

Dec 19th

Guess what? I made my flight to Chicago this morning! YAYNESS! I am off to visit Alissa and her...

Dec 18th

What Obama said this morning, re: Warren

Oh, I am going to love this President. meredithnyc: chuckmore: apsies:butnotmine: PETER...

Dec 18th

Also:

Here’s my thing. I am all about engaging and bringing people into the fold. Lets not say fuck...

Dec 18th

You know what makes me sad?

Everyone in the world talking (complaining?!) about getting snow. Ooh, giant flakes. Ooh, it is...

Dec 18th

Cheap shoeapalooza!

Dec 18th

Listen

Hello by Schuyler Fisk With the awesomeness of holiday cards, I have been able to rediscover some...

Dec 18th

I returned home this evening to my lovely Tumblr Secret...

Dec 18th

It's the most tedious time of the...

Oh darling. Welcome to my life the last 3 days. We had 1,434. And they had to be signed by everyone....

Dec 17th

Fashionistas, settle this fight.

I do not claim to be a fashionista, but that is a vest. Ok, I actually do claim to know about...

Dec 16th

“We don’t have to tell anyone. It’s our secret...”
— Spencer to Heidi. Was this...

Dec 16th

“You should put up some signs.”
— JustinBobby’s suggestion...

Dec 16th

My office sends out about 1,500 holiday cards each year. We are running a little late this year and...

Dec 15th

Even the president can't find housing in...

abstractstereo: says the NYT: President Bush’s aides have turned down a request from...

Dec 13th

I’m kind of frustrated with things today. I seem to be running into some unexpected and truly...

Dec 12th

You know that song on Gossip Girl that Rufus always sings about Lily? “Every time you walk...

Dec 11th

Did the "Top Chef" guy just say "a...

I thought my roommates and my eyes were going to FALL OUT OF OUR HEADS when he said that last night....

Dec 11th

Dear everyone in the world who votes for award show nominees and winners, Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold...

Dec 11th

Things I learned from this picture… The transitive...

Dec 10th

Know what I learned from this article? That Jon Favreau is moving in somewhere near my office. And...

Dec 10th

Current Temperature in Omaha, NE. It is little wonder my mom...

Dec 10th

Current temperature in Washington, DC. December 10, 2008

Dec 10th

“I don’t have to confront them. They know what they’ve got...”
— Clinton Portis Oh...

Dec 9th

Sorry, Ladies: Rush Limbaugh Engaged! Umm, when was Rush...

Dec 9th

meredithnyc: um… wtf?? Did anyone else’s brain just...

Dec 9th

“Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist”
— Blair Waldorf (via urg)

Dec 9th

I almost forgot that Thursday is my favorite day of the year! Golden Globe nominations!! Last year,...

Dec 9th

Camilla Belle clearly has the best publicist in the world....

Dec 9th

Quick (and tipsy!) thoughts on this...

I hate Aaron Rose as much as I have ever hated anyone on the show (Georgie! Vanessa! Little J of...

Dec 9th

In honor of the anniversary of John Lennon’s death. ...

Dec 8th

Just sent off my Secret Santa gift to an unsuspecting person in Minneapolis! It is a fun and silly...

Dec 8th

fascinating: carolinek: Ugh, it is that part of Centerstage where Jodi gets all doe eyed over...

Dec 8th

Ugh, it is that part of Centerstage where Jodi gets all doe eyed over Cooper Nielsen and makes a...

Dec 7th

Dec 7th

Jon can do no wrong. I can’t wait for this man to...

Dec 6th

You ever have the feeling that...

Sigh. This sounds exactly like a fight I had today. urg: alexbalk: It’s ‘cause they are.

Dec 6th

meredithnyc: HAHAHAHA. you three. (sorry CarolineK, it...

Dec 5th

Just reblogging for fun. And gifting ideas… urg: ...

Dec 5th

You know what sucks?

frangry: Leaving your phone at home when you won’t be back there till 8PM. Ugh. I just Twittered...

Dec 5th

Did anyone watch Private Practice last night? Was that episode pro choice or anti choice? I...

Dec 4th

satc

meredithnyc: ericasavestheday: peterfeld: jgh: Re-watching SATC with roomie feistyred after...

Dec 4th

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I am typing one handed because I just jammed my thumb finger into a...

Dec 4th

my ultimate goal this evening may be convincing someone to go to dinner with my at Granville...

Dec 4th

Champagne loses its fizz | Losing its fizz |...

Dec 4th

Uhh. I went away for like 3 minutes and came back and my Google Reader looks WACKY! I don’t...

Dec 4th

Know what I hate more then Speidi? Birds. Those bitches...

Dec 4th

Ever read anything on the internet and think it might be about you? In this situation, it might not...

Dec 4th

WTF is going on in this photo? Jesus Lord, why do I care?...

Dec 4th

The more I look at my nailpolish color, the more I hate it....

Dec 4th

Dear Tumblr, Oprah is coming to DC to film her show during Inaguration Week. I would like to go....

Dec 4th

I rarely like the way women look in Herve Leger bandage...

Dec 4th

“That’s because she looks like the geeky boys that you...”
— Tracey’s response to me...

Dec 4th

Snow out the window on Chicago :)

Dec 2nd

Quick thought on tonight's Gossip Girl

Really? Nate, the guy who slept with someone for money, is judging Jenny for publically humiliting...

Dec 2nd

Does 90210 Casting Mean FNL Is Doomed? - E!...

Dec 1st

Gossip Girl: Could "Bluck" Be Any Hotter? -...

Dec 1st

“It didn’t go great when you came back, did it? I was very...”
— Tina Fey, to her husband about...

Dec 1st

Carson woke me up this morning. :)

Dec 1st

Puppy Cody is sleeping.

Dec 1st

Snow on the ground! :)

Dec 1st

I think I love Britney Spears.

frangry: UPDATE: This documentary is actually good. My brother says I’m a slave to the man. But...

Dec 1st