life as i know it...

Caro: What the motherfucking hell is...

Caro: There had better be some kind of question and answer period when this show ends
Alissa: RIGHT?
I expect those boys to hold town hall meetings
Caro: They had better be fucking long too!
I expect week long meetings around the country to answer all my questions.
Why was there a polar bear? What the crap was that giant foot?
Can you tell me a little something about the scary smoke monster? How was Walt so magical?
Why did you finally make Charlie hot when he was dead? Where can I get his sunglasses?
Alissa: Also, if Charlie comes back from the dead, do I get fantasy points for that?
Dead guy in a flash forward. That sounds pretty point worthy.
Caro: I KNOW!

Jan 31st

God, Oprah makes me cray every single day. I am such a sap.

Jan 31st

Teach Me

I wanna know how to make Tumblog pretty. Who can tell me how?

Jan 31st

Lost And Found: I Have An Abusive Boyfriend,...

Jan 31st

Watch

Aww. Remember when Britney was big news Super Bowl week because she had a great commercial coming...

Jan 31st

fatballs: dying. afraid to go on webMD and find out what is actually wrong with me, as the...

Jan 31st

I am going to be domestic this weekend. Get excited if you know me. I am trying out new...

Jan 31st

WHY THE FUCK DOES CHARLIE DIE?!?! He is little! He could have fit through that little hole! ALSO,...

Jan 30th

Oh. My GOD! Did you just see that AMAZING Sawyer commercial during the Pop Up Video Lost? Because...

Jan 30th

Apparently Paul Rudd wasn’t at the premiere of his horrendously craptacular movie with Eva...

Jan 30th

I have had a rough couple of weeks at work. I have been very very busy, despite the fact that I have...

Jan 30th

pretty pretty princesses

Jan 30th

“You’re really tall. Sometimes I forget how tall you...”
— Alana at work to me....

Jan 30th

Aww! VMars reunion! How cute are they traveling together?!...

Jan 30th

One of our fabulous New Orleans members sent three King Cakes to the office. Last year, he sent two...

Jan 30th

“how to deal with a crazy mom”
— my favorite referral from...

Jan 30th

Am I Dumb, or is this Stupid?

Jan 29th

Am I Dumb, or is this Stupid?

Jan 29th

Am I Dumb, or is this Stupid?

Jan 29th

Internet is down at work.

girldeconstructed: Internet is down at work. Am DYING. She followed this up with a text saying her...

Jan 29th

Yeah, I google my name. So, shoot me. But, when it comes up under the US Department of the...

Jan 29th

Ed Westwick and his real life voice … so fucking hot. Oh My Wow. I love a boy with an accent....

Jan 28th

Can someone tell me the best way to get to Bender Arena from Dupont Circle? Because it seems that...

Jan 28th

Also, YAY OFFICE! That said, I mostly hate Mindy’s dress/shoe combination

Jan 27th

“Pregnant Angela [Kinsey] = so cute!”
— KT, who is shockingly watching...

Jan 27th

Could I be more excited that The Sopranos is no longer on television? I am mostly sick of everyone...

Jan 27th

Angie on the Carpet with Brad ...

Jan 27th

New Kids On The Block Stage Comeback

Jan 26th

I have been up for 24 hours. Officially. This insomnia is kicking my ass. Also, Tim Riggins. I was...

Jan 26th

“It’s not TV, it’s birth control”
— some god foresaken promo on...

Jan 26th

Uh Oh

Jane just called me and was like, what is that video you posted? Apparently since I had posted it,...

Jan 25th

Ledger's Death Is A Laughing Matter

Jan 24th

“And (P.S.) his taste in art is horrific. I’d suggest...”
—  J in a very funny...

Jan 24th

Somedays… I wake up and just can’t get out of bed because so much tremendous shit...

Jan 24th

“I’m glad ya’ll are pretty or else I’d have...”
— KT via an email to the...

Jan 23rd

I have three crushes! More developing...

Yesterday night I couldn’t fall asleep because I was too anxious about this big deal article I...

Jan 23rd

Yummy. Welcome to the best part of my day! -via Jez 

Jan 23rd

So. Westboro will picket Heath Ledger's...

FARK — buffy Disgusting.  — britticisms Those low life bunch of hicks will undoubtedly not...

Jan 23rd

DEAR MEDIA: Let’s All Try To Be Classy About...

Jan 23rd

I fell asleep at approximately 7:45 p.m. last night, thanks to a dose of Simply Sleep and melatonin....

Jan 23rd

Naked without it...

I think I left my cell phone at home today… It is kind of freaking me out.

Jan 23rd

I am on a train with teenage boys carrying “end roe v. wade” signs… It is taking...

Jan 22nd

Eww. Eww. Eww. Oh Jordan Catalano… how far you have...

Jan 22nd

Please. Please. Stop.

Jan 22nd

Over Her Dead Body (2008)

Jan 21st

Scandal... for losers like me...

Is anyone besides me watching Dance Wars? I actually only watched the first week, but will now be...

Jan 21st

“All my friends were vampires I didn’t know they were...”
— Bright Eyes - Devil Town In...

Jan 21st

Shaken Not Stirred

Dude. I saw Cloverfield. I want to talk about it, because “IM DOCUMENTING IT” ya know?...

Jan 20th

Virginia Heffernan is a Friday Night Lights...

Jan 20th

An Open Letter to Graydon Carter. Dear Graydon, ...

Jan 20th

Giggles... :)

Jan 20th

I'm not gonna lie ...

… when men say they “don’t understand” why women want to be friends after...

Jan 20th

I just saw Superbad … seriously, Michael Cera needs to...

Jan 20th

Cloverfield...

Scared the shit out of me. In all seriousness… I screamed a whole fucking lot at this movie....

Jan 19th

I forget...

…sometimes how much I love Dave Matthews Band… I downloaded the entire discography last...

Jan 18th

This took me a LONG time. Good news is, once...

Jan 16th

I just say my dream man… With his kangol hat and his dorky glasses and his north face coat and...

Jan 16th

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My favorite part of that song… which is my favorite off the album

Jan 13th