• 28th September
    2014
  • 28
megwhat:

fatmanatee:

There’s maybe one guy here I’m ok with and the rest can give up their seats for someone (hint) else

OH GOOD RAY LEWIS LET’S LISTEN TO THIS UPSTANDING MEMBER OF THE NFL COMMUNITY’S OPINION ON VIOLENCE AGAINST LITERALLY ANYONE.

And Mike Tirico… the dude who was suspended from ESPN in 1992 for 3 months for allegations not limited to attempted groping, sexual solicitation, and stalking of female co-workers. I can’t wait for what these men say. Men only.

megwhat:

fatmanatee:

There’s maybe one guy here I’m ok with and the rest can give up their seats for someone (hint) else

OH GOOD RAY LEWIS LET’S LISTEN TO THIS UPSTANDING MEMBER OF THE NFL COMMUNITY’S OPINION ON VIOLENCE AGAINST LITERALLY ANYONE.

And Mike Tirico… the dude who was suspended from ESPN in 1992 for 3 months for allegations not limited to attempted groping, sexual solicitation, and stalking of female co-workers. I can’t wait for what these men say. Men only.

  • 25th September
    2014
  • 25
Guys, I need to have a talk about this fucking stupid commercial. It is a grandmother talking about how her family started as Vikings fans, but several things happened.
Her son moved to Philly and fell in love with an Eagles fan.
That now Eagles fan couple moved to Cincy and now have Bengal fan kids.
Her daughter met Emmit Smith and became a Cowboys fan.
For some unknown reason her son ate Rothles Burgers and became a Steelers fan. Yuck.
So, here is her family photo. With a bunch of confused people with ZERO LOYALTY! But, ok, lets talk this through.
You, Cowboys fan lady, are wearing a Vikings jersey with a Cowboys hat. What? What kind of Cowboys fan pays $100+ to buy a jersey for a team she doesn’t like? Dumb.
But really, let’s talk about the kid who grew up a Vikings fan, converted to the Eagles with his wife and now had Bengal fan kids. Your wife is such a strong fan of the Eagles that her fandom made you abandon your team and convert to hers? Ok, fine. That happens, I guess. But then your kids are Bengal fans??? What? You’re raising children. The 1 year old you’re holding didn’t ask to be a Bengals fan. That is the joy of parenthood. You get to make your children fans of your team, no matter how unpopular it makes them as children. If you can carry your children in your arms, you get to decide who they root for. Full stop.
This is literally the most farfetched commercial in history. I hate everything about these Sheepeople.

Guys, I need to have a talk about this fucking stupid commercial. It is a grandmother talking about how her family started as Vikings fans, but several things happened.

  1. Her son moved to Philly and fell in love with an Eagles fan.
  2. That now Eagles fan couple moved to Cincy and now have Bengal fan kids.
  3. Her daughter met Emmit Smith and became a Cowboys fan.
  4. For some unknown reason her son ate Rothles Burgers and became a Steelers fan. Yuck.

So, here is her family photo. With a bunch of confused people with ZERO LOYALTY! But, ok, lets talk this through.

You, Cowboys fan lady, are wearing a Vikings jersey with a Cowboys hat. What? What kind of Cowboys fan pays $100+ to buy a jersey for a team she doesn’t like? Dumb.

But really, let’s talk about the kid who grew up a Vikings fan, converted to the Eagles with his wife and now had Bengal fan kids. Your wife is such a strong fan of the Eagles that her fandom made you abandon your team and convert to hers? Ok, fine. That happens, I guess. But then your kids are Bengal fans??? What? You’re raising children. The 1 year old you’re holding didn’t ask to be a Bengals fan. That is the joy of parenthood. You get to make your children fans of your team, no matter how unpopular it makes them as children. If you can carry your children in your arms, you get to decide who they root for. Full stop.

This is literally the most farfetched commercial in history. I hate everything about these Sheepeople.

  • 19th September
    2014
  • 19
  • 10th September
    2014
  • 10
Can we discuss how freaking cool it is going to be in Omaha this weekend? Super excited to be going home and experiencing the cold! 37 degrees at night?!?!?

Can we discuss how freaking cool it is going to be in Omaha this weekend? Super excited to be going home and experiencing the cold! 37 degrees at night?!?!?

  • 8th September
    2014
  • 08
  • 8th September
    2014
  • 08
  • 28th August
    2014
  • 28
At 1:15, the shade came to our front row seats and Jo-Wil started playing, so today is pretty awesome.

At 1:15, the shade came to our front row seats and Jo-Wil started playing, so today is pretty awesome.

  • 26th August
    2014
  • 26
Today I found my old school, ridiculously heavy 80gb iPod. Seriously, it weighs as much as my laptop.

Today I found my old school, ridiculously heavy 80gb iPod. Seriously, it weighs as much as my laptop.

  • 24th August
    2014
  • 24
entertainmentweekly:

SLAYYY, TAYLOR! SLAYYYY. 32 more celeb looks from the VMAs.

Here’s the thing… I literally read gossip magazines and EW and TMZ for a living. I am genuinely paid to know about famous people for a job. And yet, halfway through these 32 photos I stopped knowing who any of these people were. And even before that, some were touch and go. I mean, thank God Gwen Stefani is still around (and looking better than ever, I might add.)
This is a reflection on the status of attendees at the VMAs, not on my knowledge of celebs or the fact that I am maybe getting old. Also, they’ll give just about anyone a Wiki page these days. I really feel bad for Poppy Jamie. Apparently she didn’t know they were giving those away in the gifting suite at the beginning of the red carpet.

entertainmentweekly:

SLAYYY, TAYLOR! SLAYYYY. 32 more celeb looks from the VMAs.

Here’s the thing… I literally read gossip magazines and EW and TMZ for a living. I am genuinely paid to know about famous people for a job. And yet, halfway through these 32 photos I stopped knowing who any of these people were. And even before that, some were touch and go. I mean, thank God Gwen Stefani is still around (and looking better than ever, I might add.)

This is a reflection on the status of attendees at the VMAs, not on my knowledge of celebs or the fact that I am maybe getting old. Also, they’ll give just about anyone a Wiki page these days. I really feel bad for Poppy Jamie. Apparently she didn’t know they were giving those away in the gifting suite at the beginning of the red carpet.

  • 21st August
    2014
  • 21