- 17th April
- 16th April
I am so sick.
that is all.
- 15th April
I’m an hour early for my meeting with the Redskins because who the fuck knows how long it takes to get to Ashburn in torrential rain. Apparently the answer is an hour less than I expected.
- 9th April
- 7th April
I’m taking bets. How many boxes of Girl Scout cookies do you think were donated to my USO for the local troops? And not like the whole USO. Just the USO chapter in Washington. Any guesses?
- 1st April
For the first month in close to eight years, there were no American military deaths in Afghanistan.
- 24th March
mixing pseudoephedrine and diphenhydramine
Shit’s gotten real over here. Time to knock a bitch out. And by that, I mean me. Is 6:30 pm too early to go to sleep?
- 12th March
- 3rd March
Tonight I made baked potato soup by putting cold milk, pre-cooked potato, shredded cheese, caramelized onions and bacon in the Vitamix on high. A little more than 5 minutes later I had steaming hot, awesomely yummy soup because OMGScience.
Vitamix is amazing.
- 2nd March
Hey, look! It’s that time of year when I wake up in the middle of the night to a fucking baseball game that I’ve already had to watch earlier in the day which puts me in such a terrible fucking mood that I can’t go back to sleep because oh my God I fucking hate baseball and that terrible announcers fucking stupid nasal voice that makes me want to kill people in their sleep.
It’s going to be a long season. Or will it?!?