• 20th July
    2014
  • 20
Read from the bottom up. 

I’ve had a pretty serious wedding sticker shock moment today. G and I are discussing alternatives. 

Zios Pizza is really good though.

Read from the bottom up.

I’ve had a pretty serious wedding sticker shock moment today. G and I are discussing alternatives.

Zios Pizza is really good though.

  • 17th July
    2014
  • 17

Today I went into a meeting with my our CEO to drop off the food that had been delivered. I brought in real silverware instead of plastic. She came up to me after and personally thanked me profusely for bringing them real silverware.

So, the bar is real high over here apparently.

  • 16th July
    2014
  • 16
  • 12th July
    2014
  • 12
  • 8th July
    2014
  • 08

You know how significant others sometimes steal covers? Mine has a tendency to over share covers. I hate covers because he is like a fucking heater.

To fix this, I bought him his own full size blanket for his side of the king size bed.

I will never understand how piles of fucking covers still end up crowding me every night.

  • 2nd July
    2014
  • 02

Fun Fact!

Did you know that it is currently 67 degrees in Omaha? Did you know that 67 degrees is my ideal summer temperature?

Did you know that it is currently 98 degrees in Arlington (and feels 104!?) Did you know that I am currently in Arlington?

Did you know I am in a terrible mood because of this?

The more you know.

  • 27th June
    2014
  • 27
Miss Delaware Stripped of Her Crown Because She's 24 and 'Too Old'

meredithbklyn:

This is actually awful. I hope she wins her suit, and her crown back.

I know a lot about pageants these days for work. Basically, it comes down to the fact she wouldn’t be able to compete in Miss America. There are literally like 6 hard and fast rules to Miss America. If you’re over 24, go have fun with Miss USA. Those bitches can be 27.

Edited to add: The other major rule is you must US born citizen. Like the President.

:D

  • 25th June
    2014
  • 25

A couple of my co-workers have a program coming up and their entertainer just dropped out. They are looking for a replacement and have asked me to help. First, they start naming people they thought might be great. Like Michael Buble. Mmhmm.

Then they started looking up people who may be close to the area that might come in for the afternoon. Sara Barielles, Norah Jones, Justin Timberlake. All nearby and could I ask them? First, no. Second, Boston is not nearby.

So, I am catching up on my TMZ, and it seems Chris Brown is in town for his assault trial. I suggested him. They seemed shocked. I thought it was hilarious. At least he might need to do some community service.

  • 25th June
    2014
  • 25

Oh my God. I was just invited to visit the Navy Silent Drill Team, which is essentially the coolest thing ever. And. They warned me that I may need to self medicate because they are going to have me stand in the middle while they throw the guns around my head.

OMG, I am so nervous and excited and scared.

  • 24th June
    2014
  • 24
vanityfair:

The Next Wave | Shailene Woodley
See more photos here. 
Photograph by Miguel Reveriego. 

Ok guys. I have now seen this Dior shoelace dress on three separate starlets in different magazines. I think we need to step away from the cold shoulder dress and figure out whose fuckup it is that this dress is everywhere, thereby making it not even kind of original.

vanityfair:

The Next Wave | Shailene Woodley

See more photos here

Photograph by Miguel Reveriego. 

Ok guys. I have now seen this Dior shoelace dress on three separate starlets in different magazines. I think we need to step away from the cold shoulder dress and figure out whose fuckup it is that this dress is everywhere, thereby making it not even kind of original.