life as i know it...

So... me. This is basically stuff I think is fabulous. And, by the way, I am Caroline. And if you want to email you can do that, too. carreyk [at] gmail [dot] com
I don’t know if drama follows them as much as they chase it. Lauren, The Hills
It is hard to feel left out when you remove yourself from the situation.
This is not OK.
This is not OK.
Dear Speidi,
I hate you. And shame on your mother for participating in this staged photo op mess. It is embarassing. 
Love,Caroline
PS- Heidi, find a tailor and have your acid washed jeans hemmed properly. This DIY shit is ridiculous. It may not make you look classier, but it will at least give the impression that you are doing something with the money you sell your soul for. 

Dear Speidi,

I hate you. And shame on your mother for participating in this staged photo op mess. It is embarassing. 

Love,
Caroline

PS- Heidi, find a tailor and have your acid washed jeans hemmed properly. This DIY shit is ridiculous. It may not make you look classier, but it will at least give the impression that you are doing something with the money you sell your soul for. 

I watched Meet the Press this morning before work. Kind of a, get your day started wrong idea. It was a fairly poor choice.

It took me 8 minutes into the hour before I yelled explatives at the TV. Terry McAuliffe should DIE. IN. A. FIRE!

The entire Clinton camp is SO frustrating and entirely delusional. REALLY? Hillary is only behind in the popular vote by 100,000 votes. WHAT? First, that number includes not only Florida which is a questionable number to begin with, but also Michigan WHERE OBAMA WASN’T ON THE BALLOT!! Which, according to Terry, was “His choice.” Because he follows the rules, ass. 

Second, that popular votes number doesn’t include the 13 caucuses that Obama has won. Because those states don’t report the popular vote. Because there isn’t one. So, lets push to disenfranchise the 13 states that vote via caucuses, but scream as loudly as we can that WE MUST COUNT FLORIDA AND MICHIGAN! CAN NOT DISENFRANCHISE THESE CITIZENS!! 

Keep talking out of both sides of your mouth, Terry. I hope you didn’t want to be relevant in the party in the future. A change is coming and you are on the wrong side of the line. 

Maybe you should go fuck yourself! Happy Fucking Mothers Day!

Me

To my mother.

This afternoon.

In my defense, she said something incredibly mean to me that made me actually cry. Still though, I am probably going to hell.

Did you watch Meet the Press this morning? Was Bill Clinton drunk during that speech??

My Mom

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! :) 

Things I Miss

k8e:

1. Clearly Canadian Mountain Blackberry 
2. Baugher’s parsings 
3. Fun Dip 

I always liked the Peach one. Which they apparently don’t make anymore.

If you go to their store locator though, they do apparently still make it. It is available at Casey’s General Store and Big Lots. I never have gone into these places which is likely why I thought Clearly Canadian didn’t still exist. 

I love The Bird & The Bee, but this video is cool even if you don’t.

Oh, Apple… I hope you give people free shit when they give you free publicity.