- 20th July
- 17th July
Today I went into a meeting with my our CEO to drop off the food that had been delivered. I brought in real silverware instead of plastic. She came up to me after and personally thanked me profusely for bringing them real silverware.
So, the bar is real high over here apparently.
- 16th July
- 12th July
- 8th July
You know how significant others sometimes steal covers? Mine has a tendency to over share covers. I hate covers because he is like a fucking heater.
To fix this, I bought him his own full size blanket for his side of the king size bed.
I will never understand how piles of fucking covers still end up crowding me every night.
- 2nd July
Did you know that it is currently 67 degrees in Omaha? Did you know that 67 degrees is my ideal summer temperature?
Did you know that it is currently 98 degrees in Arlington (and feels 104!?) Did you know that I am currently in Arlington?
Did you know I am in a terrible mood because of this?
The more you know.
- 27th June
- 25th June
A couple of my co-workers have a program coming up and their entertainer just dropped out. They are looking for a replacement and have asked me to help. First, they start naming people they thought might be great. Like Michael Buble. Mmhmm.
Then they started looking up people who may be close to the area that might come in for the afternoon. Sara Barielles, Norah Jones, Justin Timberlake. All nearby and could I ask them? First, no. Second, Boston is not nearby.
So, I am catching up on my TMZ, and it seems Chris Brown is in town for his assault trial. I suggested him. They seemed shocked. I thought it was hilarious. At least he might need to do some community service.
- 25th June
Oh my God. I was just invited to visit the Navy Silent Drill Team, which is essentially the coolest thing ever. And. They warned me that I may need to self medicate because they are going to have me stand in the middle while they throw the guns around my head.
OMG, I am so nervous and excited and scared.
- 24th June