• 17th April
    2014
  • 17
My mom posted this photo of my little sister and I this morning on her Facebook. 
Clearly, even at the age of 4, I had the sideeye, fake smile, “I see through you” look down. 
(Truly, I was 4 years old in this photo. I look older than 4, but I did the math several times.)

My mom posted this photo of my little sister and I this morning on her Facebook.

Clearly, even at the age of 4, I had the sideeye, fake smile, “I see through you” look down. 

(Truly, I was 4 years old in this photo. I look older than 4, but I did the math several times.)

  • 16th April
    2014
  • 16
  • 15th April
    2014
  • 15

I’m an hour early for my meeting with the Redskins because who the fuck knows how long it takes to get to Ashburn in torrential rain. Apparently the answer is an hour less than I expected.

  • 9th April
    2014
  • 09
nprfreshair:

© Kenneth DiLuigi / Smithsonian.com 11th Annual Photo Contest

A wall cloud. “This cell grew exponentially over the next 16 minutes, split twice and spawned three EF4 tornadoes with $67.4 million in damage to residences and crops,” says DiLuigi. (Omaha, Nebraska, July 2, 2012, Canon EOS Rebel T1i)


This is the craziest photo.

nprfreshair:

© Kenneth DiLuigi / Smithsonian.com 11th Annual Photo Contest

A wall cloud. “This cell grew exponentially over the next 16 minutes, split twice and spawned three EF4 tornadoes with $67.4 million in damage to residences and crops,” says DiLuigi. (Omaha, Nebraska, July 2, 2012, Canon EOS Rebel T1i)

This is the craziest photo.

  • 7th April
    2014
  • 07

I’m taking bets. How many boxes of Girl Scout cookies do you think were donated to my USO for the local troops? And not like the whole USO. Just the USO chapter in Washington. Any guesses?

  • 1st April
    2014
  • 01

For the first month in close to eight years, there were no American military deaths in Afghanistan.

(via)

  • 24th March
    2014
  • 24

Things I just googled:

mixing pseudoephedrine and diphenhydramine

Shit’s gotten real over here. Time to knock a bitch out. And by that, I mean me. Is 6:30 pm too early to go to sleep?

  • 12th March
    2014
  • 12
Oh, you know, just sitting in the Harris Teeter parking lot, hoping the rain will wash the dirt off my car before I put it in the garage.

Oh, you know, just sitting in the Harris Teeter parking lot, hoping the rain will wash the dirt off my car before I put it in the garage.

  • 3rd March
    2014
  • 03

Tonight I made baked potato soup by putting cold milk, pre-cooked potato, shredded cheese, caramelized onions and bacon in the Vitamix on high. A little more than 5 minutes later I had steaming hot, awesomely yummy soup because OMGScience.

Vitamix is amazing.

  • 2nd March
    2014
  • 02

Hey, look! It’s that time of year when I wake up in the middle of the night to a fucking baseball game that I’ve already had to watch earlier in the day which puts me in such a terrible fucking mood that I can’t go back to sleep because oh my God I fucking hate baseball and that terrible announcers fucking stupid nasal voice that makes me want to kill people in their sleep.

It’s going to be a long season. Or will it?!?